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FrenchCrunch
06/18/18 5:32:04 PM
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holy shit this is fucking terrible
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AlephZero
06/18/18 5:33:10 PM
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don't rub peppers on your johnson
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DrizztLink
06/18/18 5:33:18 PM
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ThisUsersAlt
06/18/18 5:33:32 PM
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Why are you sucking yourself off after eating spicy food?
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TheFuriousInch
06/18/18 5:33:32 PM
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Dont put your dick in a bottle of habanero Tabasco sauce just because it fits.
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FrenchCrunch
06/18/18 5:34:39 PM
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i went to the bathroom after chopping peppers

completely slipped my mind. stuffed ice cubes in me underwears. it's barely helping
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DrizztLink
06/18/18 5:35:43 PM
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FrenchCrunch
06/18/18 5:48:57 PM
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it's still burning holy shit
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WilliamPorygon
06/18/18 5:49:21 PM
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AlephZero posted...
don't rub peppers on your johnson

unless you're a sadomasochist
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WilliamPorygon
06/18/18 5:50:23 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Milk on johnson

And yeah, this, dunk it in a cup of milk for awhile, that will help somewhat at least
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Sir Will
06/18/18 5:52:41 PM
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How do you forget peppers on your hands.... Um, ow. Good luck.
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synth_real
06/18/18 6:00:35 PM
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This is why I wear rubber gloves to work with hot peppers.
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SSJGrimReaper
06/18/18 6:01:22 PM
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dick is currently burning due to habanero heat
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Kaiganeer
06/18/18 6:02:45 PM
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there's video on the internet of a lady dripping some kind of hot sauce into her anal cavity

take solace in the fact that it could be worse
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lww99
06/18/18 6:03:03 PM
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Parappa09
06/18/18 6:03:06 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
dick is currently burning due to habanero heat

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P4wn4g3
06/18/18 6:09:29 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Milk on johnson

And yeah, this, dunk it in a cup of milk for awhile, that will help somewhat at least

No it won't lol

But it will be funny so do it anyway
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PanzerElite
06/18/18 6:10:53 PM
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Kaiganeer posted...
there's video on the internet of a lady dripping some kind of hot sauce into her anal cavity

take solace in the fact that it could be worse

Is she hot?
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SSJGrimReaper
06/18/18 6:11:33 PM
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PanzerElite posted...
Is she hot?

dick is currently burning due to habanero heat
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P4wn4g3
06/18/18 6:12:56 PM
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Find a girl to have sex with as fast at you can
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SSJGrimReaper
06/18/18 6:14:01 PM
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TC is literally shooting super mario bowser fireballs from his dick rn
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WilliamPorygon
06/18/18 6:16:39 PM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Milk on johnson

And yeah, this, dunk it in a cup of milk for awhile, that will help somewhat at least

No it won't lol

But it will be funny so do it anyway

I have personal experience. Yes it will.

Also if it's only on your dick you should take extra care not to get it on your balls, that's 100 times worse actually.
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P4wn4g3
06/18/18 6:18:47 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
P4wn4g3 posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Milk on johnson

And yeah, this, dunk it in a cup of milk for awhile, that will help somewhat at least

No it won't lol

But it will be funny so do it anyway

I have personal experience. Yes it will.

Also if it's only on your dick you should take extra care not to get it on your balls, that's 100 times worse actually.

Sex is like warm apple pie. Fucking a pie is the same as fucking a girl.
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Zodd3224
06/18/18 6:18:59 PM
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This is in contention for best thread title of 2018.

Either this or "Squader cleans his fridge shirtless in his front yard."
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gnome from nome
06/18/18 6:25:13 PM
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..did anyone tell Dick??!
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P4wn4g3
06/18/18 6:28:07 PM
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Maddox got cucked again
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hollow_shrine
06/18/18 6:34:26 PM
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Like did you eat something spicy before heading in for the night, because that'll have other negative impacts. Certain lanes of traffic may be closed because of flooding, that sort of thing.
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Weezy_Tha_Don
06/18/18 6:37:38 PM
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bro, just wrote the hottest bar of 2018

dick is currently burning due to habanero heat

when you finished slicin peppers dont you ever touch your meat
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P4wn4g3
06/18/18 6:40:12 PM
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FrenchCrunch posted...
stuffed ice cubes in me underwears.

Arr
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lww99
06/18/18 6:42:34 PM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
bro, just wrote the hottest bar of 2018

dick is currently burning due to habanero heat

when you finished slicin peppers dont you ever touch your meat


My sidesss
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pikachupwnage
06/18/18 6:43:02 PM
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Minato mustve suffered terribly during sex.
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FrenchCrunch
06/18/18 7:23:28 PM
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it took over an hour guys. ive had to pee for so long but im so scared to
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kingdrake2
06/18/18 7:27:03 PM
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FrenchCrunch posted...
it took over an hour guys. ive had to pee for so long but im so scared to


go ahead and take a whiz. champion. you endured the greatest pain in life (close enough to childbirth).
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WilliamPorygon
06/18/18 7:33:15 PM
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FrenchCrunch posted...
it took over an hour guys. ive had to pee for so long but im so scared to

Go ahead and pee. It'll be fine. Just make sure you've thoroughly washed your hands first.
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Sir Will
06/18/18 9:21:38 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Just make sure you've thoroughly washed your hands first.

I hope he'd done that by that point but you never know.
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FrenchCrunch
06/18/18 9:23:54 PM
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i cant believe i lived
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gnomefromnome
06/20/18 12:27:24 PM
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FrenchCrunch posted...
i cant believe i lived


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06/20/18 7:34:11 PM
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