Current Events > CE Confessionary: (Mostly) Uncensored

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RULES:

Anything related to underage sex will be ommitted from this topic. It doesn't matter if it's a real life event or a fabricated story, it isn't getting posted.

I will censor usernames of people that are being flamed.

Graphic content will be censored but I will try to give a PG-13 version.

No links.
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...I'm bored.
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(user) was in his discord server last night crying on a voice channel that he lost (user)

Somehow I doubt that

I have a crush SSBBSB :/

He's too bored for you

The shit going on in Sanctuary is some of the most pathetic nonsense I've seen on CE in a long time and that's saying something. Those motherfuckers need to go find some irl friends or something because the amount of time they're dedicating to e-drama is very telling of their lack of social lives

but it's fun!
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Harpie is hot
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Harpie posted...

He's too bored for you

This is true.
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Tag
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quick question: should I censor usernames that are being brought up in drama even if they arent being flamed?
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Harpie posted...

quick question: should I censor usernames that are being brought up in drama even if they arent being flamed?

Nah
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Am I the only one that thinks joestarrr is making a massive mistake? Smoliske only appears nice to her because hes fake as hell. Im sure he cant believe a girl is going to actually come visit him, let alone touch him. But as soon as she leaves hell be creeping on others behind her back mark my words. And t sucks cause she said she wants loyalty.

Okay so I didnt censor usernames here because I thought there wasn't much of a point as everyone would already know

Harpie is hot

muffinz pls

I'm glad smoliske is getting exposed

tbh i dont feel great about it

Error can lord over deez nuts

im sure he'd love that

Fuck weebs

no u

White people are superior to black people. This is an objective fact. I'm not racist to say so, I wish people would stop calling me that. It is backed up by science.

youre trying too hard
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Harpie posted...

quick question: should I censor usernames that are being brought up in drama even if they arent being flamed?

No, don't censor ANY usernames
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Tag
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TC if you dont feel good about smoliske getting exposed why did you post those tons of PMs? Like what the fuck kinda sense does that make?

Also nice job posting private conversations again. You havent changed at all.

oh lord here we go lmao

I dont revel in the abuse towards anyone, however that doesnt mean im going to protect creeps. That's on him for sending me those in the first place

Joestarr needs to read the signs lmfao hahahahaha

Imagine how big of a [redacted] LanHikari10 must be for joestarrr to choose smokiske over him. He must be extremely good at hiding his creepiness and bullshit.

guys im like 99% sure lan has nothing to do with joe in that way

I want to see GameFAQs die horribly. The place is a... I'm too jelly-brained to dream up an analogy. A certain past event made me wish the place devoid of activity. Nay! I'll do you one better. I want the place to implode due to infighting. I have spent fifteen years in that pit of hatred. I regret at least a decade of it. Slowly, I see the vigor seep out of my friends there. One day, I will leave for good.

It's too late for you, ce is ingrained in your soul. If gamefaqs dies its gonna take you down with it!!!

123 accounts will be made and sacrificed under the honour of Substitution, a recently banned user who was quite unknown. An official announcement will be made next week on CE.

my body is ready

Confess and our celord Error will forgive you of your sins

yes my children, confess 0-0
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RIP in advance Harpie

TC never survives this
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So far so good.

Hey. Its vulgorn here. My account got just got banned today :(

nooooooo why :(

(the entire fucking constitution)

...y tho

"White people are superior to black people."

Objectively FALSE. And I say this as a white person.

A recent study has shown that black people are actually smarter and generally more successful than white people. Let me just try and find the link to the article.

lmao i'd say do it but links arent allowed

harpie > joestarrr

false, joestarrr truly is ce queen

Lucbomber did nothing wrong

who
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Harpie posted...

Hey. Its vulgorn here. My account got just got banned today :(

I guffawed.
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Chill did nothing wrong

#freechill

i'm going to find hoth and (graphic love making scene)

i have no words

Everyone spam CX in chat

what's that

Do you perform (lewdness) on yourself TC?

my booty is not to be touched

cegal to Joestar. you have so much worth. youre smart, successful, pretty, and nice. why would you date an old creep like smosliske? he's harassed nearly every girl here, even some when they were underage. you can do so much better.

I feel like you're coming from a good place but this is a little condesending

I stir shit up in my college's confession page by making fake confessions

I posted something along the lines of "4 years and still no bf" about 2 days ago

I'm a straight male 2nd year student

Some of my closest friends liked the post and they don't know it's me lmfao

is this an official confessionary made from your college??

Should I post more pictures of @Gamer99z s life? The baby pictures were quite a hit.

only if you have his permission
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Chill02 removed me from the sanctuary

wtf for real??

Love letter to Harpie (youtube link)

I said NO LINKS

also I refuse to click on that but thank you just in case it's nice

we are all hoping you are doing better. you're a good person.

me??

Why didnt you post mine?

probably because it had to do with death threats

I got a record! I was 'Zero Cool'!

chill is that you

This Sanctuary CEdrama is like an early Christmas present. So funny and interesting.

i think i agree
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Harpie posted...

false, joestarrr truly is ce queen

ily harpie.
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Would you let a guy lick your booty?

no

CE drama bores me TBH. Real life drama is so much more interesting.

i disagree
real life drama can actually affect you. you can walk away from ce drama

i still want gavi to (do dirty things to) me

ask him, what can go wrong

Brooklyn 99 is a good show.

never heard of it therefore false

You have no right to call others condescending you hypocrite TC.

im imagining you as an angry cupcake and it's quite entertaining

#freechill02

he was framed
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Harpie posted...

he was framed

By?

He did this by his lonesome.
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Vegy is a creep just like some people say. I'm a CEgal and met him in person. We had drinks and everything seemed fine at first, but as it turns out, he slipped a date rape drug into my drink. I wasn't underage because if I was, harpie wouldn't post this... but for real, I wasn't underage. I'm like totally a party girl tho so I take date rape drugs for fun so much that I have hella tolerance to them so I didn't even pass out. I got silly though and made fun of him for doing that. I guess I hurt his feelings because he got mad and left and then ghosted me. J/K this is totally made up. I just came up with it because Vegy said don't censor usernames so I thought it would be funny to make something up about Vegy knowing his name would remain in the post

that was a lot
@Vegy

Poop > sanctuary board

in it's current state yes

I don't get a lot of the hate towards Jo and smolske. a lot of these people (not counting the alt army) don't know either person personally and speaking from personal experience I am not the same person in real life as I act online. if they're happy together just let them be. I know a lot of people troll here but it's not cool to wish failure on someone's happiness

Harpie! Are you celebrating Pride Month? Would you ever kiss a girl? :3

other than a pride parade I attended here for like an hour in Seattle, I'm not actively celebrating it
Yes I'd kiss a girl

At the bottom of the stairs you'll reach the Marina. Head down the ramp to your east to find a Super Potion at the end. Go back to the path and continue south along it. When you reach Captain Ilima, speak with him. Oh, is that Team Skull? What a coincidence. Ilima will tell you to take one out on your own. Speak with the idiot and begin the fight!

Why do we have to wait til 2019 for Pokemon ;~;

I think it is time to take a break from GFAQs as well as my other social media

it probably is
im glad i did it

I'm a little bit older than smoliske and I wouldn't rule out someone in the age range of Harpie/Joestarr just because of age. I don't give a fuck. I wouldn't rule out someone my own age or a bit older either. Age is more of a back burner characteristic to me. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't expect to have much in common with an 18-21 y/o, so not just anyone could get my attention, but if I met someone in that age bracket and actually felt a connection to her, the age gap wouldn't in and of itself be a deal breaker. Just saying.

I agree 100%
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SSBBSB posted...

Harpie posted...

he was framed

By?

He did this by his lonesome.

F R A M E D
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Harpie posted...

F R A M E D

Parrot.
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Harpie posted...

Harpie is hot

muffinz pls

oops was that not anonymous
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go (redacted) for doxxing gamer, Hoth

someone doxxed him??

I'm not hoth, but hoth is a good person and a good poster.

10/10 disguise

^what that user said. Great username btw. I'm also not hoth

I took down Sanctuary. The Fam reigns Supreme!

oh lord pray for us all

how would i get the attention of gavi-senpai?

you gotta have big bootycheeks and a penis

Thanks :) I like your username too!

what is happening
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Why won't you let someone lick your arse? Yolo n such

im too self concious for that kind of thing

Thanks fam! ^.^ :3

omfg

You have the same mannerisms as DocileOrangeCup. Thoughts?

we're the same person sooo

Im so fucking happy that we drove lanhikari10 off this board lmfao

that's rude and mean spirited

I'm a sheltered loser and I want to make a change but I'm afraid to.

what kind of change?

When was the last time you took a shit?

two days ago

I leaked screenshots and messages of stuff from the Sanctuary to Hoth and idgaf what kind of drama he caused it's hilarious to me.

what screenshots is everyone talking about?
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Also to note any long winded confession (ie more than three paragraphs) isn't getting posted because most are copypastas anyways

im looking at you, guy who went on a tangent about jerking it off to birds
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Harpie posted...

im looking at you, guy who went on a tangent about jerking it off to birds

well that's just wrong.
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Harpie posted...

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1oJtmPAZVdU5WLXaLh7VaebOMbipZFm9jNmaPvQkE1NY/edit

So you saw my topic and decided to do this one. That's mean. Mean and vile

Harpie posted...

jerking it off to birds

Words fail me
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SSBBSB posted...

Harpie posted...

jerking it off to birds

Words fail me

same
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Harpie posted...

im looking at you, guy who went on a tangent about jerking it off to birds

@joestarrr pls

I really wish you guys would leave chill alone I don't know why he's behaving the way he is but many of you from Sanctuary have had no problem directing your aggressiveness at other users despite having seemingly no reason to do so in the past. You're all a bunch of hypocrites who seem to think it's only okay when you do it.

yeah it does seem a bit.. aggressive for what happened. Most users are just venting but there are a few that it really pissed off lol

A certain user on this board is a disgusting pedophile that the mods have protected for too long.

what

Hoth found gamer's Facebook and started posting personal photos on here. That's why I said he should (redacted)

Was it actually Hoth or some random alt?

A friend introduced me to this girl and she's totally into me. Yesterday's chat went really well

She lives 30 mins away and with our schedules, can only meet alternate Saturdays at best

babynames.com

Hoth or whoever the hell it was deserves (redacted) for stooping as low as he did to do what he did to Gamer99z and bringing his family into it.

Yeah.. that's pretty fucked up :(

"what kind of change?" -Leaving home and getting my own life. I'm severely lacking in real world experience and it's killing me.

You have one life man. I say fuck it, go out and do what you want. It's going to be really difficult and overwhelming at first but as you get more experience you'll start to feel happier and more fullfilled. Or you can, you know, sit where you are now and remain depressed for the rest of your life.

Korean script looks like a reject from the Emoji movie.
Chinese looks like it was written by some heavenly creature.
Japanese looks angry and that it wants to kill you for entering it's territory.

There I just taught you how to tell the difference between three different languages without knowing how to read any of the three.

From blockiness to least blockiness
Korean > Mandarin > Kanji
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Hoth or whoever the hell it was deserves (redacted) for stooping as low as he did to do what he did to Gamer99z and bringing his family into it.

What happened? And why does it look like I always miss the good stuff?

Do you think while Gamer is in a bad place over what happened this could be my chance to swoop in and make him mine?

If there was ever a time to take advantage of someone in distress, it would be now

(redacted) is fucking annoying.

no u

When did the Minnesota Wild become a team?

The team was founded on June 25, 1997, but started playing in the 2000-01 NHL season. The Wild is also the first NHL franchise in Minnesota since the Minnesota North Stars moved to Dallas in 1993.

do they play soccer

ROD. Your topic was a failure because people expect anonymity for their confessions.

That and nobody trusts you at all to keep their secrets

lmao
true

when i pee i like to shake it like a water wiggle

Marry me

I genuinely want to see you succeed.

thank you! :D

joestarrr tell us what YOU think of Lan, not what all these trolls have been telling us you think.

lol even if she explains herself you guys will bombard her again
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Harpie posted...

joestarrr tell us what YOU think of Lan, not what all these trolls have been telling us you think.

man i've said it before and i'll say it again: he's genuinely one of the most amazing, kind, sweet people I know.
Things didn't work out, but that's life.
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tag
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Who is gamer and why am I being blamed for something that happened to them
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Hey (Hoth?) and I make the best usernames.

Chick-Fil-Hey
FightAgainstFat
SomeLikeItHoth

KingEruption
FranticCrusade
ToxicToilet

All GREAT usernames.

most of those are okay

(mod) is a fucking asshole. Some guy with mental issues tries to turn this place into his personal playground to exclude others and make them feel out of the loop, and (mod) enables him and stokes the fire because he was a friendless loser himself too. I am going to complain to CBS, twitter is public.

lmao good luck!

Everyone in the Anti-Fam should (redacted)

das mean

I'm too insecure to have sex with women because I have a small penis and am a premature ejaculator on top of that.
feelsbadman

eh, you'll find someone who doesnt mind those things if you look

I'm married to a woman and I fantasize about fucking men. A couple weeks ago, I agreed to meet a guy at a hotel to carry out the deed. I drove 25 minutes to the hotel and stayed in the car for 10 minutes before driving home. I don't want to cheat on her and I love her, but the urge is very strong for me.

you should tell her man
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Who is gamer and why am I being blamed for something that happened to them

You're the king of scapegoats.

Take that as you will.
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what the fuck? How are we supposed to follow these confessions if all names are redacted?

BJ-blazkowics posted...

what the fuck? How are we supposed to follow these confessions if all names are redacted?

Uh...

That's th...

Nevermind.
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ROD. Your topic was a failure because people expect anonymity for their confessions.

That and nobody trusts you at all to keep their secrets

So @BJ-blazkowics is ROD? Good to know.

You suck.

no u

Flowers are beautiful, they truly are
Uniting us with their mystique and aroma,
Cool and caliming, their souls are
Kiosks of joy, I consider them.
Chill like the evening breeze

That's very pretty writing

Joestarrr tell your side of the story with Lanhikari

she already did tho

Gamefaqs might be about the weirdest place when it comes to moderation. Staff will punish you for the smallest, most trivial "insult" but let full on (jerks) get away with idolizing little girls and threatening to SWAT people they don't agree with. It's not very good, and gamefaqs really needs to overhaul its staff.

I mean, for them being unpaid it's as good as it's gonna get

Why would someone go after Gamer of all people??? He's always been kind to everyone except the one time gpg unjustifiably attacked him on a personal level taking it way too far. Not to mention he's sexy as hell.

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if she was the one who did it because I've even seen Hoth give Gamer a compliment in the past, albeit a backhanded one, saying something along the lines of him being the only good person in the so called "anti fam" that he constantly talks about. gpg is the only one I've seen legitimately not like him personally publicly and it's known she has many alts as well. However you can never put it past old Hoth to do something like that desperate for attention.

i did not put in those spoilers lmao

the person who did it is probably some lurker that no one knows

You say they didnt work out joestarrr but what did you mean? Did you cheat on him? Did he cheat on you? Was he ugly? Got a small dick? What?

If thats what you think of him why have you 2 stopped talking on here?

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BJ-blazkowics posted...

what the fuck? How are we supposed to follow these confessions if all names are redacted?

lol what
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Harpie posted...

You say they didnt work out joestarrr but what did you mean? Did you cheat on him? Did he cheat on you? Was he ugly? Got a small dick? What?

It just fell apart before it actually started.
A lot of it was due to my miscommunication.
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Strife64 posted...

ROD. Your topic was a failure because people expect anonymity for their confessions.

That and nobody trusts you at all to keep their secrets

So @BJ-blazkowics is ROD? Good to know.

No, that's simply lovefist obsessing over me. He tells everyone they're ROD