Poll of the Day > i scratched my nuts after chopping jalapenos.

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FinalFantasyIV
06/13/18 6:12:50 PM
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adjl
06/13/18 6:16:41 PM
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I know your pain, my friend.
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RedPixel
06/13/18 6:23:35 PM
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Dunno if I can understand your jalapain, yo-- but I remember one time when I was 12 I thought hand sanitizer would suffice as lotion.

Never again.
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dragon504
06/13/18 6:25:01 PM
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Why wouldn't you wash your hands after chopping the peppers?
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HANGtheDJ_86
06/13/18 6:25:25 PM
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Well I'm not kissing it better
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FinalFantasyIV
06/13/18 6:25:42 PM
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I did but not well enough turns out
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dragon504
06/13/18 6:27:59 PM
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FinalFantasyIV posted...
I did but not well enough turns out


Well, now what am I supposed to get outraged about?
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SunWuKung420
06/13/18 6:52:27 PM
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I lick my fingers after cutting serrano peppers.
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FinalFantasyIV
06/13/18 7:00:44 PM
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helIy
06/13/18 8:53:50 PM
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my balls are the size of a small cabbage right now

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faramir77
06/13/18 9:42:45 PM
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Did that with habaneros once. Never again.
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Mead
06/13/18 9:51:32 PM
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GanglyKhan
06/13/18 10:12:21 PM
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Better than chopping your nuts after scratching jalapenos.
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keyblader1985
06/13/18 10:15:40 PM
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I remember reading about some guy who handled jalapeos and then went on to finger blast his girlfriend. They wound up having to apply heavy cream for a good while.

RedPixel posted...
Dunno if I can understand your jalapain, yo--

Fuck.
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HelIWithoutSin
06/13/18 10:37:33 PM
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Those peppers are getting jalapeno business.
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Mead
06/13/18 10:38:14 PM
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Thats a spicy meat-a-ball. . .sack
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adjl
06/14/18 12:18:54 AM
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keyblader1985 posted...
I remember reading about some guy who handled jalapeos and then went on to finger blast his girlfriend. They wound up having to apply heavy cream for a good while.


The roommate of a friend of mine chopped up some jalapenos for dinner, then later ended up putting a condom on a guy and having sex. Needless to say, that sex didn't last very long.
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