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Abyssea
06/08/18 9:32:45 AM
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I'm 5'10 with shoes on. ;-; Which means I'm probably more like 5'9. I feel like I've been living a lie. I just always assumed I was 6 because I was taller than a lot of people.

does this mean I'm a manlet now?
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Aristoph
06/08/18 9:33:24 AM
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Abyssea posted...

does this mean I'm a manlet now?


No.

It means you've always been a manlet.
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Abyssea
06/08/18 9:34:24 AM
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Aristoph posted...
Abyssea posted...

does this mean I'm a manlet now?


No.

It means you've always been a manlet.


*sobs*
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EndOfDiscOne
06/08/18 9:34:55 AM
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You were one of those kids in school who always said he was taller than he was because the doctor said so
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Insanititious
06/08/18 9:36:18 AM
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Yes, actually. Manlet.
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Cornmuffins
06/08/18 9:40:36 AM
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Abyssea posted...


does this mean I'm a manlet now?


Yes. Also wtf how old are you? That seems like something that would be pretty easy to identify through the years.

Its ok though, there are support groups out there for you.
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Abyssea
06/08/18 9:41:48 AM
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Cornmuffins posted...
Abyssea posted...


does this mean I'm a manlet now?


Yes. Also wtf how old are you? That seems like something that would be pretty easy to identify through the years.

Its ok though, there are support groups out there for you.


I'm 25. I just always thought I was 6'0 or 6'1, but I don't know why. So when I went for an actual physical and wellness check and they took my height, I was stunned.
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averagejoel
06/08/18 9:43:04 AM
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your height changes throughout the course of the day
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Forlorn_Ass
06/08/18 9:44:07 AM
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Everyone thinks they are taller than they are.
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VTBM
06/08/18 9:53:33 AM
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Aristoph
06/08/18 1:29:15 PM
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averagejoel posted...
your height changes throughout the course of the day


Not by 4 inches.
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spanky1
06/08/18 1:58:54 PM
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I dunno but I'm a legit 6' even, and I meet guys all the time who say they are 6', and they are clearly shorter than me by several inches.
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ShutTheF---_Up
06/08/18 2:02:34 PM
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This is the part where dudes who aren't even a head taller than you talk about how you're king of the manlets lol
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uwnim
06/08/18 2:08:52 PM
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People like you are why people think I'm taller than I actually am.
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Naysaspace
06/08/18 2:10:05 PM
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Im 5'7 and my hetero life partner is 6'8
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Abyssea
06/08/18 2:10:30 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
Im 5'7 and my hetero life partner is 6'8


so whose the top and whose the bottom?
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Pillowpantz
06/08/18 2:11:35 PM
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Axiom
06/08/18 2:12:45 PM
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In the land of the dwarves the 5'10 manlet is king
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deupd_u
06/08/18 2:14:10 PM
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This happens a lot: men lying about their height so much, they believe it themselves.

I'm an honest 6'2", I've met tons of guys noticeably shorter than me claiming to be 6'4". They get really confused, like, "There's no way you can only be 6'2"!" and I'm just like, "I don't know what to tell you." and a wave of horror washes across their face.

Even funnier, I saw a guy who was a solid 6'8" at a bar once, and he was telling people he was 7ft. Which says to me there's no end to the lies if you really can't just accept yourself even at 6'8"
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