Poll of the Day > Michigan State U physicist charged w/ BESTIALITY for fucking a BASSET HOUND!!

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/06/04/michigan-state-university-physicist-charged-bestiality/670126002/
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These CAPITALIZED words make me feel OUTRAGED
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Ew, don't fuck your dogs please. It's pretty damn rare to see city folk fucking animals, it tends to be a more of an issue in rural areas.
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but... how did he get caught????

or is someone just making shit up

because if he got caught in the act, that motherfucker isn't taking enough precautions

Hop103 posted...

Ew, don't fuck your dogs please. It's pretty damn rare to see city folk fucking animals, it tends to be a more of an issue in rural areas.

As a person who lives in a rural area, I have never seen anybody have sex with an animal. I don't think it is as common as you like to think it is.

I know someone whose obsessed with bassets (as pets only!). I'm going to have to fight the urge to tell this person about this.

ew
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Someone I worked with apparently hung out with a chick who fucked horses in college.

BlackScythe0 posted...

Someone I worked with apparently hung out with a chick who fucked horses in college.

That seems highly dangerous. Not just because of the size of the dong, but for numerous other reasons as well.
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Really gross but the articles dont seem to indicate what the actual evidence is that he did it, if there is any
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Hop103 posted...

Ew, don't fuck your dogs please. It's pretty damn rare to see city folk fucking animals, it tends to be a more of an issue in rural areas.

We dont have internet service, what else are we supposed to do?
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Mead posted...

Really gross but the articles dont seem to indicate what the actual evidence is that he did it, if there is any

Apparently there's a witness who reported it:

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2018/06/04/msu-health-physicist-charged-bestiality/669919002/
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Wonder why the TC didn't mention the Race of the Perp in the Topic Title....Hmmmm

Chelle?

https://www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/local/2018/06/06/craigslist-ad-led-michigan-state-physicist-joseph-hattey-charged-bestiality/674769002/

DELHI TWP. - A cryptic Craigslist ad about "restless" animals led investigators to the door of a Holt man who is now charged with sodomizing a basset hound, court records indicate.

The ad said: "Anyone have a restless dog or horse that needs occupied for a while?," a detective testified Monday during a hearing that led to charges being issued against Joseph Alan Hattey, 51. "I love playing with them. Preferably not fixed but either is fine, male animals preferred."

An Ingham County Animal Control officer tracked down the person who placed the ad, and that person reported seeing Hattey having sexual contact with a dog while he was at Hattey's home in January, according to a transcript of the hearing.

Investigators later seized a cell phone and personal computer from Hattey's home. They found numerous photographs of "human and animal acts," including two that authorities contend show Hattey having sex with a dog, the detective testified.

Hattey, a health physicist at Michigan State University's Environmental Health and Safety office who previously worked in the school's Veterinary Diagnostic Laboratory, was arraigned Monday in 55th District Court on two counts of sodomy for committing a crime against nature (bestiality).

The Michigan Attorney General's Office said he penetrated a dog with both his hand and penis. Officials are not alleging that Hattey conducted sex acts on campus or with an animal owned by the university, the AG's office said.

MSU officials have not responded to requests for comment on Hattey or the allegations against him.
Hattey's dog, a basset hound named Flash, has been placed with an adoptive family, Ingham County Animal Control Director John Dinon said.

The case is being investigated by Dinon's agency in conjunction with the Ingham County Sheriffs Office.

A concerned citizen alerted animal control to the Craigslist ad on Jan. 8, sparking the investigation, Ingham County Sheriff's Detective Ryan Cramer testified.

The ad's author told an animal control officer that Hattey had replied to the ad in January and invited him to his home in Holt, Cramer testified.

The witness, identified in court records only as a confidential informant, said Hattey had genital contact with the dog and reached around toward the dog's anus before the dog ran away. The court records contain no information indicating the informant has been charged in connection with the investigation.

The informant couldn't see whether Hattey's finger penetrated the dog, but "from the way in which the dog reacted, and in the totality of the circumstances, there's a fair and reasonable inference that actual penetration did occur," the detective testified.

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Hop103 posted...

Ew, don't fuck your dogs please. It's pretty damn rare to see city folk fucking animals, it tends to be a more of an issue in rural areas.

Only because there are obviously more pets in rural areas compared to urban areas. Idiots are idiots no matter where you're from.
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Sounds ruff.
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Someone who clearly misunderstood that one song 'You Ain't Nothing but a Hound Dog' by Elvis Presley.
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Gross.

Glad the dog is with new owners
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