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YOUHAVENOHOPE 06/04/18 11:21:57 PM #1: |
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Vertania 06/04/18 11:24:25 PM #2: |
Job
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Freddie_Mercury 06/04/18 11:27:25 PM #3: |
Ezekiel 23:20
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BLAKUboy 06/04/18 11:28:57 PM #4: |
The Exodus arc was great until they
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Flockaveli 06/04/18 11:29:12 PM #5: |
The one where he makes that guy suffer then tells him to kill his kid.
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Sayoria 06/04/18 11:39:37 PM #6: |
The one where Jesus busted out a headband after turning water into wine and yelled "Believe it!"
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Rimmer_Dall 06/04/18 11:40:31 PM #7: |
The one where a bunch of kids get mauled by bears.
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MedzXVIII 06/04/18 11:41:16 PM #8: |
Vertania posted...
Job Explain please --- Hi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Calwings 06/04/18 11:41:38 PM #9: |
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BuckVanHammer 06/04/18 11:42:00 PM #10: |
Jesus's revenge
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Doe 06/04/18 11:42:21 PM #11: |
The one where a dude says he will sacrifice the first creature that leaves his house as thanks and his daughter is the first to leave his house
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hyperpsycho 06/04/18 11:45:44 PM #14: |
Rimmer_Dall posted...
The one where a bunch of kids get mauled by bears. For making fun of a bald guy. --- https://imgur.com/ZrnUI3A ~drawn by United_World ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dash_Harber 06/04/18 11:46:33 PM #15: |
Samson. Badass war epic about a superhuman conquering the hell out of the fertile crescent.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE 06/04/18 11:47:38 PM #16: |
Dash_Harber posted...
Samson. Badass war epic about a superhuman conquering the hell out of the fertile crescent. gets done in by a thot --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vertania 06/04/18 11:47:52 PM #17: |
MedzXVIII posted...
Explain please Devil tricks God into torturing his best follower. He destroys Job's entire life just for the chance to tell the devil "I told you so." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dash_Harber 06/04/18 11:49:08 PM #18: |
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Dash_Harber posted...Samson. Badass war epic about a superhuman conquering the hell out of the fertile crescent. Not before ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedzXVIII 06/04/18 11:49:30 PM #19: |
Vertania posted...
MedzXVIII posted...Explain please Please give verses --- Hi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vertania 06/04/18 11:53:44 PM #20: |
MedzXVIII posted...
Please give verses "And Satan said unto God 'lol gg dumbass'" "And then God reported Satan to the GameFAQs moderation team for trolling" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedzXVIII 06/04/18 11:58:44 PM #21: |
Vertania posted...
MedzXVIII posted...Please give verses If you believe this topic is trolling that is fine. I like this topic myself. --- Hi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paragon21XX 06/05/18 12:00:30 AM #22: |
Elijah casts Firaja against 102 of Ahab's soldiers.
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BignutzisBack 06/05/18 12:01:00 AM #23: |
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ProtoManSPx 06/05/18 12:04:34 AM #24: |
Vertania posted...
MedzXVIII posted...Explain please God gave Job back what he lost and more ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anarchy_Juiblex 06/05/18 12:04:57 AM #25: |
The story of Lot.
Threats of angel rape, his daughters date raping him, his wife turning into salt, shit was crazy. Most moral work in the book tbqh. --- "Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice." ~ Ayaan Hirsi Ali ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedzXVIII 06/05/18 12:08:17 AM #26: |
Please provide bible verses
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Anarchy_Juiblex 06/05/18 12:10:54 AM #27: |
And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. --- "Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice." ~ Ayaan Hirsi Ali ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vertania 06/05/18 12:11:57 AM #28: |
ProtoManSPx posted...
God gave Job back what he lost and more Don't know about you, but I wouldn't be cool with someone killing my kids and then replacing them with new, better looking kids. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boxington 06/05/18 12:12:49 AM #29: |
ProtoManSPx posted...
Vertania posted...MedzXVIII posted...Explain please people aren't just some items that can be replaced when they're lost or damaged; Job still lost his family --- b-bb-box ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedzXVIII 06/05/18 12:13:24 AM #30: |
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth: book chapter verse? --- Hi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anarchy_Juiblex 06/05/18 12:14:14 AM #31: |
Stop being fucking lazy, are you doubting the veracity of the claim?
Genesis 19:31 --- "Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice." ~ Ayaan Hirsi Ali ... Copied to Clipboard!
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squarion 06/05/18 12:16:01 AM #32: |
The Disciples betrayal is definitely in my top 10.
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PrettyBoyFloyd 06/05/18 12:25:49 AM #33: |
The ones where Jesus goes Eliot Ness on fools.
Mark 11:15 When they arrived in Jerusalem, Jesus entered the temple courts and began to drive out those who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those selling doves. Luke 19:45 Then Jesus entered the temple courts and began to drive out those who were selling there. John 2:15 So He made a whip out of cords and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle. He poured out the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. John 2:16 To those selling doves He said, "Get these out of here! How dare you turn My Father's house into a marketplace!" --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dash_Harber 06/05/18 12:27:31 AM #34: |
MedzXVIII posted...
Please provide bible verses For the entirety of Samson's story? Why? No one asked for them before. Either way, just read the book of Judges, then, if you don't believe me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedzXVIII 06/05/18 12:32:06 AM #35: |
Dash_Harber posted...
MedzXVIII posted...Please provide bible verses Judges your favorite book in the bible? --- Hi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dash_Harber 06/05/18 12:35:02 AM #36: |
MedzXVIII posted...
Dash_Harber posted...MedzXVIII posted...Please provide bible verses I don't really have a favorite, I always thought Samson's story was just a cool superhero action story. As far as my favorites stories go, the Bible doesn't really have any I'd rank particularly high. Generally speaking, I don't agree with a lot of the morals and from a purely literary view, the stories frequently rely on lazy plot devices. I'm just confused as to why you are asking for verses. Are you doubting the veracity of these stories, are you really unfamiliar with the Bible, or do you think you are cleverly tricking people who don't read the Bible into reading it? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 06/05/18 12:43:24 AM #37: |
The romance between David and Jonathan is pretty sweet.
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WilliamPorygon 06/05/18 1:02:53 AM #38: |
Uh, um... the one where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece, and the man in the big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital?
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HylianFox 06/05/18 1:06:31 AM #39: |
WilliamPorygon posted...
Uh, um... the one where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece, and the man in the big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital? Jesus *is* the Man in the Yellow Hat. --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThePrinceFish 06/05/18 1:08:20 AM #40: |
Revelation is the most interesting to read.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE 06/05/18 2:23:57 AM #42: |
Dash_Harber posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...Dash_Harber posted...Samson. Badass war epic about a superhuman conquering the hell out of the fertile crescent. still goes to show that you can never trust thots --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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__Fiale__ 06/05/18 2:25:27 AM #43: |
That one with Richter Belmont and Dracula.
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Tupacrulez 06/05/18 2:34:52 AM #44: |
I always enjoyed the one where David wanted to fuck a soldiers wife after being a voyeur and watching her bathe, so he sent her husband to the front lines of war so that he could fuck her.
Samson had a good old fashioned misogynists wet dream of a plotline. Uberdude kills thousands of his enemies, falls to an evil woman. Yadayada. Actually, for preaching love, the Bible is chock fucking full of outright damn misogyny. --- Suck less, Rock Moar Have I licked butt hole before? All the time. --r4xor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TendoDRM 06/05/18 2:56:55 AM #45: |
Genesis. Showed great promise, but it was all downhill after the pilot.
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WizardofHoth 06/05/18 3:19:21 AM #46: |
Samson. He's pretty much Superman and Delilah is his kryptonite. Samsons hair gets cut making him vulnerable yada yada
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YOUHAVENOHOPE 06/05/18 3:20:06 AM #47: |
WizardofHoth posted...
Samson. He's pretty much Superman and Delilah is his kryptonite. Samsons hair gets cut making him vulnerable yada yada YOUHAVENOHOPE posted... never trust thots --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sariana21 06/05/18 3:31:10 AM #48: |
Esther
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Sariana21 06/05/18 3:32:22 AM #49: |
HylianFox posted...
The romance between David and Jonathan is pretty sweet. Didn't David send Jonathan off to war to be killed because David wanted Jonathan's wife? --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sariana21 06/05/18 3:34:41 AM #50: |
WilliamPorygon posted...
Uh, um... the one where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece, and the man in the big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital? I was just talking about this story yesterday! We always pronounced "Jesus" as "George" though because Jesus sounds like the name of an illegal immigrant, whereas George is a good old American name. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 06/05/18 4:03:57 AM #51: |
Sariana21 posted...
HylianFox posted...The romance between David and Jonathan is pretty sweet. Jonathan was the son of Saul, you're thinking of Uriah --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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