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Philoktetes 06/04/18 5:25:32 PM #1: |
She is a terrible cook, so I do all the cooking.
She is also one of those types who subsist solely on meat and potatoes. She will rarely touch fruit, let alone vegetables. If I'm making spaghetti, I'll pure a bunch of carrots and bell peppers into the sauce. I do something similar when I make chili. And she never suspects a thing. Is it wrong that I'm secretly making foods healthier for her? --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 06/04/18 5:26:07 PM #2: |
Everything OP posts is a lie.
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BlackScythe0 06/04/18 5:34:27 PM #3: |
Even if I pretend this wasn't just another bull shit thread. No woman like this exists.
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SunWuKung420 06/04/18 6:14:43 PM #4: |
No, you're doing the right thing.
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Mead 06/04/18 6:15:10 PM #5: |
They wouldnt give you a wife
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captpackrat 06/04/18 7:58:53 PM #6: |
I came up with a recipe for chocolate chip cookies that contains peas, carrots, beets, spinach, tomatoes, broccoli and mushrooms, and they're entirely undetectable!
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wwinterj25 06/04/18 8:04:49 PM #7: |
You're calling your mum your wife now?
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dainkinkaide 06/04/18 8:05:28 PM #8: |
What if she'd had an allergy and you'd accidentally killed her by putting things in her food without letting her?
Think about that. And what if her low vegetable diet were the one thing that would keep her from transforming into a 40-foot-tall dinosaur woman? Think about that. --- The problem with the internet today is that it's filled with entire generations that did not grow up with the great wisdom of the Wyld Stallyns. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevilSummoner1 06/04/18 9:34:22 PM #9: |
Jen0125 posted...
Everything OP posts is a lie. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheWorstPoster 06/04/18 9:37:27 PM #10: |
Philoktetes posted...
She is also one of those types who subsist solely on meat and potatoes. That is 10/10 material. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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knivesX2004 06/04/18 10:30:18 PM #11: |
Philoktetes posted...
She is also one of those types who subsist solely on meat and potatoes. She will rarely touch fruit, let alone vegetables. My kinda woman. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrunkCaveman 06/04/18 10:34:08 PM #12: |
Child marriage is wrong
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Revelation34 06/05/18 2:27:01 PM #13: |
BlackScythe0 posted...
No woman like this exists. Definitely. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SusanGreenEyes 06/05/18 11:52:12 PM #14: |
You don't bathe regularly.
You don't have a wife. Stop it. --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KJ StErOiDs 06/06/18 12:04:34 AM #15: |
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jramirez23 06/06/18 12:05:51 AM #16: |
I wonder where this copypasta came from.
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xjayguyx 06/06/18 12:43:12 AM #17: |
BlackScythe0 posted...
Even if I pretend this wasn't just another bull shit thread. No woman like this exists. Ya my loser mother in law ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GanglyKhan 06/06/18 7:03:56 AM #18: |
TheWorstPoster posted...
Philoktetes posted...She is also one of those types who subsist solely on meat and potatoes. I can't imagine being with someone who takes that little effort in being healthy. Have fun getting scurvy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 06/06/18 12:28:11 PM #19: |
GanglyKhan posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...Philoktetes posted...She is also one of those types who subsist solely on meat and potatoes. Maybe they drink orange juice... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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