Current Events > My favorite line from the Bible is Jesus saying how you shouldn't serve gay ppl.

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billcom6
06/04/18 2:00:29 PM
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Anybody else?
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frozenshock
06/04/18 2:01:51 PM
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Mine is when Jesus says that anyone who has voted for a democrat should throw the first stone at Mary Magdalene
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s0nicfan
06/04/18 2:01:59 PM
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It's right up there with Jesus saying that religion is disgusting.
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RchHomieQuanChi
06/04/18 2:02:51 PM
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I also love the part when Jesus said that guns are sacred and should be protected over human lives.
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Webmaster4531
06/04/18 2:04:13 PM
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Mine is all rich people go to hell.
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Coffeebeanz
06/04/18 2:05:05 PM
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"Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone" and "do not point out the splinter in another's eye without taking out the log in your own" are pretty obvious messages. Jesus taught that it's hypocritical to judge others.
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Paper_Okami
06/04/18 2:05:14 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
Mine is all rich people go to hell.

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_BIueMonk
06/04/18 2:05:52 PM
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mine is the golden rule, matthew 7:12

"Therefore whatever you desire for men to do to you, you shall also do to them; for this is the law and the prophets. Unless they're gay ew no. That's gross. Ew. Eww!!! I don't like it!"

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Coffeebeanz
06/04/18 2:07:35 PM
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It's kind of ironic that so many Christians are so hardline judgmental, considering Jesus's primary message is that everyone is equally a sinner, and that universal compassion and love for the people who hate you are the only appropriate ways to act.
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catboy0_0
06/04/18 2:10:37 PM
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We are fine with homosexuals, however, God declared marriage to be man and wife. Also sex outside of marriage is wrong so homosexuals can't have physical intimacy. Did I mention we're totally cool with people being homosexuals?
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Megaman50100
06/04/18 2:11:43 PM
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My favorite is when Jesus says he did not coming bringing peace, but a sword.
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Prestoff
06/04/18 2:15:39 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
Did I mention we're totally cool with people being homosexuals?


You guys apparently aren't cool with them having equal rights like the right to marry each other.
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Ranting Nord
06/04/18 2:16:17 PM
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Mine is all the parts about women not holding jobs and it being cool to keep concubines.
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Heineken14
06/04/18 2:16:26 PM
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And thou Jesus said "gays? eeeewwwwww, icky!" and thoust flailed his hands in disgust
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josifrees
06/04/18 2:18:12 PM
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Thou shalt give all your money to a guy so he can buy helicopters
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slimfizzle2
06/04/18 2:28:47 PM
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Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police! -the book of Mathew
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GiggetySplicer
06/04/18 10:30:15 PM
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My favorite part is when Jesus realized God impregnated his 12 year old mom
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FLUFFYGERM
06/04/18 10:33:39 PM
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We suddenly care what Jesus thought?
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Hexenherz
06/04/18 10:33:49 PM
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The part when Pilate lets Jesus die from tetanus because Jesus was poor and couldn't afford health insurance.
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