Current Events > Sitting on the toilet. Shivering. Sweaty. Insides on fire. Shirt and undies off.

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Have you ever had the worst shits of your life, where you were literally shaking on the toilet in pain, wrenching and writhing with sweat dripping down every surface of your body while you painfully and unsuccessfully try to dislodge some of your stool through your sphincter but for whatever reason your body has either tricked you into thinking there is more poop in your body than there is or some other condition has rendered you incapable of passing stool
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this is my life
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10/10 felt like I was really there
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i've been there. hope it passes buddy.

i don't take off my clothes cause I don't want them to find me naked when they find my body
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Those moments where you're bent, doubled over on your toilet seat, clutching at your innards futilely in an effort to assuage your pain but nothing can be done as the problem continues to fester within your body and refuse to leave

and for those moments you beg and deal with God to let you free of this pain but God doesn't listen and you sit there and pray for death instead but does it come? No

you're forced to live through your torturous excretions
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I only poop with my undies on.
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l Dudeboy l posted...

I only poop with my undies on.

i know you understand that i mean you took them all the way off
as in off from around your ankles
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Is this where you're at right now

What are you getting

Wariodorf posted...

I've had this before. I was naked and shouting in my apartment, drenched in sweat. One of the worst parts was that the window was open.

Oh, the shouts... they invade your body in the form of pain and anguish and leave in horrendous cries for death and life simultaneously - the exhortations of our tortured bodies manifesting as a long howling yelp of pain and suffering; completely involuntary, completely appropriate.
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Reis posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Is this where you're at right now

What are you getting

I was there earlier, also the cashew chicken
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I didn't feel the need to plan my weekend around 5 small gummybears. But if you fail to plan, you plan to fail.
It began with a noticeable change in the viscosity of my saliva. Within minutes of consumption, my mouth had filled with a thick foamy slime. Though I was in a cool climate controlled room a salty sweat broke out, and I felt my heartbeat quicken as my body threw itself into fight or flight.
The animal noises broadcasting from my pelvis were an ominous warning of the violent acts that were to follow. I shouldered my way into the bathroom, clawing at my belt, moaning with pain. The smell came first. It started sweet, almost tangy. That was quickly overpowered by a cloying chemical perfume.
The first volley of feces hit the water like soda cans and nickles. The resulting splash drenching my bottom in foul brackish water, but this was quickly becoming the least of my worries.
After another moment, the noises in my core hit a fever pitch and I was struck rigid with pain. The sweat was now running into my eyes, but the room had turned ice cold and my hands began to spasm.
I felt an insidious burning flooding my escape hatch. I gasped. Hot yellow poison began spraying from my rear, changing in pitch and echo as the stream of diarrhea whipped around the toilet bowl, creating a nightmarish Doppler effect that can only be appreciated in hindsight.
My legs fell asleep sitting on the toilet. I couldn't have stood up if I wanted to.
Wiping was a no-go. Toilet paper simply became a vile paper mache'. My hands were quickly soiled. A full blown shower was needed, and all of my towels had to be burned.
So happy with my purchase, would recommend to friends and definitely buying again!

so copy paste?
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BountyAssassin posted...

so copy paste?

Yep

See a doctor
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Prawn Balls
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Never had this yikes

My wife said though that the first poop soon after giving birth was far worse than actual labor.
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No I'm okay now but I have these occasionally maybe once a year
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I live for those moments. You really start to think about life.
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tbh I thought you were just shitposting lol
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