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TeaMilk 06/03/18 2:36:11 AM #1:	...He rolls over in his sleep, killing me instantly? There's a good chance he'd be upwards of 3 times as massive as me considering my build, and I'm concerned about the very real possibility of my own death. On the other hand, is life even worth living if I never get to cuddle a cute fat guy? What should I do CE? --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:902462542] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote>...He rolls over in his sleep, killing me instantly? There's a good chance he'd be upwards of 3 times as massive as me considering my build, and I'm concerned about the very real possibility of my own death. On the other hand, is life even worth living if I never get to cuddle a cute fat guy? What should I do CE?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The23rdMagus 06/03/18 2:36:43 AM #2:	I wouldn't worry. --- ~Drewnami: The Drew abides.~ Gonads are useful for their purpose, but they are no substitute for brains. -Paul Harvey <cite>The23rdMagus posted [p:902462557] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't worry.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vegy 06/03/18 8:14:58 AM #3:	Cuddle with someone who doesn't move around much when dey sleep den --- https://imgur.com/gt58G1y https://imgur.com/Kdvuckz https://imgur.com/SYqReLE https://imgur.com/lL2GP0Q <cite>Vegy posted [p:902468485] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote>Cuddle with someone who doesn't move around much when dey sleep den</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 06/04/18 12:54:49 AM #4:	Vegy posted... Cuddle with someone who doesn't move around much when dey sleep den yeah, i guess i'll have to pre-screen or something :/ --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:902510767] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vegy posted...</cite> <quote>Cuddle with someone who doesn't move around much when dey sleep den</quote> yeah, i guess i'll have to pre-screen or something :/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CiIantro 06/04/18 12:55:28 AM #5:	Get with a cute twink like me. <cite>CiIantro posted [p:902510792] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote>Get with a cute twink like me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 06/04/18 12:56:54 AM #6:	I stay still in my sleep don't worry --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/TAaXq7d https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:902510854] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote>I stay still in my sleep don't worry </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege 06/04/18 12:57:28 AM #7:	Chain him down first. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:902510874] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote>Chain him down first.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 06/04/18 1:03:51 AM #8:	DocileOrangeCup posted... I stay still in my sleep don't worry why aren't you cuddling me right now you bastard CiIantro posted... Get with a cute twink like me. i'm not a guy sorry lol, assuming thats what you're going for LinksLiege posted... Chain him down first. why didn't i think of this tbh --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:902511100] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote>I stay still in my sleep don't worry </quote> why aren't you cuddling me right now you bastard <cite>CiIantro posted...</cite> <quote>Get with a cute twink like me.</quote> i'm not a guy sorry lol, assuming thats what you're going for <cite>LinksLiege posted...</cite> <quote>Chain him down first.</quote> why didn't i think of this tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 06/04/18 1:07:06 AM #9:	Honestly I thought you were gonna say fart... --- boobies... <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:902511198] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote>Honestly I thought you were gonna say fart...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 06/04/18 1:08:23 AM #10:	TeaMilk posted... why aren't you cuddling me right now you bastard If you paid for my ticket I'd help you out tbh --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/TAaXq7d https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:902511243] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>why aren't you cuddling me right now you bastard </quote> If you paid for my ticket I'd help you out tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KamenRiderBlade 06/04/18 1:25:41 AM #11:	You need a single large & long Velcro strap to wrap around the guy onto the bed. If he tries to move and rotate onto you, you'll definitely hear it. It's a good test. I'll be glad to test it out with you ^_- --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp '*Once Upon A Time in Mexico*' <cite>KamenRiderBlade posted [p:902511848] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote>You need a single large & long Velcro strap to wrap around the guy onto the bed. If he tries to move and rotate onto you, you'll definitely hear it. It's a good test. I'll be glad to test it out with you ^_-</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 06/04/18 1:28:50 AM #12:	DarthDemented posted... Honestly I thought you were gonna say fart... anyone can fart regardless of their size! :3c DocileOrangeCup posted... If you paid for my ticket I'd help you out tbh tbh its more affordable than i thought lol i'll consider it >_> --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:902511948] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote><cite>DarthDemented posted...</cite> <quote>Honestly I thought you were gonna say fart...</quote> anyone can fart regardless of their size! :3c <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote>If you paid for my ticket I'd help you out tbh </quote> tbh its more affordable than i thought lol i'll consider it >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege 06/04/18 1:32:27 AM #13:	TeaMilk posted... why didn't i think of this tbh Cuddling in chains might be a bit awkward but, if he loves you and you love him, you'll make it work. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:902512080] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>why didn't i think of this tbh</quote> Cuddling in chains might be a bit awkward but, if he loves you and you love him, you'll make it work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DavidWong 06/04/18 1:32:33 AM #14:	DocileOrangeCup posted... TeaMilk posted... why aren't you cuddling me right now you bastard If you paid for my ticket I'd help you out tbh Okay I'll bite I see @DocileOrangeCup sucking up to every single female poster on this site. And most seem to humor him and roll with it. What's the go? Am I missing something? Is he... special? --- When goods do not cross borders, soldiers will. Frederic Bastiat, French economist (1801-1850) <cite>DavidWong posted [p:902512085] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>why aren't you cuddling me right now you bastard </quote> If you paid for my ticket I'd help you out tbh </quote> Okay I'll bite I see @DocileOrangeCup sucking up to every single female poster on this site. And most seem to humor him and roll with it. What's the go? Am I missing something? Is he... special?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 06/04/18 1:39:57 AM #15:	DavidWong posted... What's the go? Am I missing something? Is he... special? He's the mother fucking Cornman --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:902512301] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote><cite>DavidWong posted...</cite> <quote>What's the go? Am I missing something? Is he... special?</quote> He's the mother fucking Cornman</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vulgorn 06/04/18 1:40:41 AM #16:	slimfizzle2 posted... DavidWong posted... What's the go? Am I missing something? Is he... special? He's the mother fucking Cornman --- https://imgur.com/UqqdXDW <cite>Vulgorn posted [p:902512318] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote><cite>slimfizzle2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DavidWong posted...</cite> <quote>What's the go? Am I missing something? Is he... special?</quote> He's the mother fucking Cornman</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 06/04/18 1:42:03 AM #17:	TeaMilk posted... tbh its more affordable than i thought lol i'll consider it >_> I'm up for it tbh. I'll bring my Vita, pillows and some salami and I'm all set :D --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/TAaXq7d https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:902512356] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>tbh its more affordable than i thought lol i'll consider it >_></quote> I'm up for it tbh. I'll bring my Vita, pillows and some salami and I'm all set :D</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vulgorn 06/04/18 1:42:47 AM #18:	DocileOrangeCup posted... I'm up for it tbh. I'll bring my Vita, pillows and some salami and I'm all set :D DavidWong posted... Is he... special? --- https://imgur.com/UqqdXDW <cite>Vulgorn posted [p:902512385] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote> I'm up for it tbh. I'll bring my Vita, pillows and some salami and I'm all set :D </quote> <cite>DavidWong posted...</cite> <quote>Is he... special? </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dib153 06/04/18 1:42:54 AM #19:	Do we wanna know what the salamis for? --- "Dib is my new hero. Epic insult man, epic to the max" ~ Drakona <cite>dib153 posted [p:902512388] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote>Do we wanna know what the salamis for?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KamenRiderBlade 06/04/18 1:43:59 AM #20:	@TeaMilk , why do you need Salami's? --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp '*Once Upon A Time in Mexico*' <cite>KamenRiderBlade posted [p:902512424] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote>@TeaMilk , why do you need Salami's?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 06/04/18 1:44:42 AM #21:	one second --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:902512446] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote>one second</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LethalAffinity 06/04/18 1:44:53 AM #22:	How fat do you like em? --- https://imgur.com/Sv19SP4 https://imgur.com/esZpDkI https://imgur.com/tdtzIvW https://imgur.com/E0O1koZ <cite>LethalAffinity posted [p:902512452] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote>How fat do you like em?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 06/04/18 1:47:40 AM #24:	DavidWong posted... I see @DocileOrangeCup sucking up to every single female poster on this site. @DocileOrangeCup are these allegations true? honestly though he just seems like a genuinely nice dude and hes fun to talk to? plus hes cute and big lol KamenRiderBlade posted... @TeaMilk , why do you need Salami's? its just for cornman!!! if he gets hungry on the plane ride LethalAffinity posted... How fat do you like em? still ambulatory, preferably --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:902512533] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote><cite>DavidWong posted...</cite> <quote>I see @DocileOrangeCup sucking up to every single female poster on this site.</quote> @DocileOrangeCup are these allegations true? honestly though he just seems like a genuinely nice dude and hes fun to talk to? plus hes cute and big lol <cite>KamenRiderBlade posted...</cite> <quote>@TeaMilk , why do you need Salami's?</quote> its just for cornman!!! if he gets hungry on the plane ride <cite>LethalAffinity posted...</cite> <quote>How fat do you like em?</quote> still ambulatory, preferably</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KamenRiderBlade 06/04/18 1:48:25 AM #25:	TeaMilk posted... its just for cornman!!! if he gets hungry on the plane ride How considerate of you I'll cuddle with you if you want! --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp '*Once Upon A Time in Mexico*' <cite>KamenRiderBlade posted [p:902512556] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>its just for cornman!!! if he gets hungry on the plane ride</quote>How considerate of you I'll cuddle with you if you want!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 06/04/18 1:48:54 AM #26:	DavidWong posted... Okay I'll bite I see @DocileOrangeCup sucking up to every single female poster on this site. And most seem to humor him and roll with it. What's the go? Am I missing something? Is he... special? Every single female user? Really? Idk man, I'm cool with mostly everyone on CE. --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/TAaXq7d https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:902512571] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote><cite>DavidWong posted...</cite> <quote>Okay I'll bite I see @DocileOrangeCup sucking up to every single female poster on this site. And most seem to humor him and roll with it. What's the go? Am I missing something? Is he... special?</quote> Every single female user? Really? Idk man, I'm cool with mostly everyone on CE.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unknown5uspect 06/04/18 1:51:13 AM #27:	Cornman's that dude. Kinda jealous tbh. <cite>Unknown5uspect posted [p:902512644] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote>Cornman's that dude. Kinda jealous tbh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 06/04/18 1:52:10 AM #28:	TeaMilk posted... @DocileOrangeCup are these allegations true? honestly though he just seems like a genuinely nice dude and hes fun to talk to? plus hes cute and big lol Ye- I mean uhhhhh nope I have no idea what he's talking about officer Also thanks :3 you too. Well the nice and fun to talk to thing not the.... Nevermind TeaMilk posted... its just for cornman!!! if he gets hungry on the plane ride That's a good idea tbh, I should bring a back up salami just in case --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/TAaXq7d https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:902512670] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote> @DocileOrangeCup are these allegations true? honestly though he just seems like a genuinely nice dude and hes fun to talk to? plus hes cute and big lol</quote> Ye- I mean uhhhhh nope I have no idea what he's talking about officer Also thanks :3 you too. Well the nice and fun to talk to thing not the.... Nevermind <cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>its just for cornman!!! if he gets hungry on the plane ride</quote> That's a good idea tbh, I should bring a back up salami just in case</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 06/04/18 1:52:41 AM #29:	KamenRiderBlade posted... TeaMilk posted... its just for cornman!!! if he gets hungry on the plane ride How considerate of you I'll cuddle with you if you want! hmm how fat are you? and are you cute? also sorry i missed your earlier post til now, it's a good idea, i'm just worried it might be too late before I can react --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:902512685] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote><cite>KamenRiderBlade posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>its just for cornman!!! if he gets hungry on the plane ride</quote>How considerate of you I'll cuddle with you if you want!</quote> hmm how fat are you? and are you cute? also sorry i missed your earlier post til now, it's a good idea, i'm just worried it might be too late before I can react</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KamenRiderBlade 06/04/18 1:55:36 AM #30:	TeaMilk posted... hmm how fat are you? and are you cute? also sorry i missed your earlier post til now, it's a good idea, i'm just worried it might be too late before I can react Fat enough to be "Fat Shammed" by relatives. I would like to think so. No worries. I don't think I move that fast, I'm not "The Flash". Just a normal person! --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp '*Once Upon A Time in Mexico*' <cite>KamenRiderBlade posted [p:902512752] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>hmm how fat are you? and are you cute? also sorry i missed your earlier post til now, it's a good idea, i'm just worried it might be too late before I can react</quote>Fat enough to be "Fat Shammed" by relatives. I would like to think so. No worries. I don't think I move that fast, I'm not "The Flash". Just a normal person!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 06/04/18 2:03:04 AM #31:	Unknown5uspect posted... Cornman's that dude. Kinda jealous tbh. https://imgur.com/ea1LOX7 --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/TAaXq7d https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:902512976] in What if I ... [t:76669847]...</cite> <quote><cite>Unknown5uspect posted...</cite> <quote>Cornman's that dude. Kinda jealous tbh.</quote> https://imgur.com/ea1LOX7</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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