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Wutobliteration
06/02/18 4:48:09 AM
#1:


Your boat has capsized in a rushing river and no one except you can swim. But due to the currents, you only have time to rescue either one of these: - Results (7 votes)
Your Mother
14.29% (1 vote)
1
Your Father
0% (0 votes)
0
Your Girlfriend who is actually your one and only soulmate
28.57% (2 votes)
2
Your Sibling
28.57% (2 votes)
2
A Waterproof bag containing 1 million dollars
28.57% (2 votes)
2
Criteria:

1. You can only save one. No exceptions, nor excuses.

2. Assume these people are all with you. If your parents are deceased or you have no girlfriend, jeez, just pretend they still exist.

Who (or what) do you choose to save?
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DocileOrangeCup
06/02/18 4:53:54 AM
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Instinctively I'd go for my mom, but if my hypocritical gf is actually my soul mate I'd wanna choose her but I dunno it depends
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UnholyMudcrab
06/02/18 4:56:06 AM
#4:


If none of them could swim, why were we in such a dangerous environment with no safety devices?
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garan
06/02/18 5:36:07 AM
#5:


Soul Mate GF. duh

We can make some new family members together. My parents are old anyway & my brother is an asshole.
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Wutobliteration
06/02/18 5:38:45 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
If none of them could swim, why were we in such a dangerous environment with no safety devices?


'cos they have faith in ya
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Vita_Aeterna
06/02/18 5:39:28 AM
#7:


This poll reveals a lot about the upbringing of you lot.
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CharlesBronson
06/02/18 5:47:46 AM
#8:


this is why you shouldn't have kids
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Sativa_Rose
06/02/18 5:50:10 AM
#9:


I have a Lapras so I can save everyone. They'll just hop on the back of my Lapras.
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Darkrobotisback
06/02/18 5:51:04 AM
#11:


Fuck everyone else, could always start over with a new family.
Money on the hand is hard to come by these days.
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OEIO999
06/02/18 5:51:33 AM
#12:


Well I can't swim anyways, so I guess I am drowning with them.

That wasn't so difficult to pick.
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Wutobliteration
06/02/18 5:56:05 AM
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So no one cherishes their fathers nor mothers, would rather pick some imaginary girlfriend or be a siscon. What I learned about CE today.

OEIO999 posted...
Well I can't swim anyways, so I guess I am drowning with them.

That wasn't so difficult to pick.


you can swim. It's in the question.
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Kineth
06/02/18 5:56:39 AM
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Bible says that if your mother and wife/betrothed are drowning and you can only save one, you save your wife.

It's honestly not even that hard of a choice. But I'm also an only child.
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