Current Events > 10 Trillion Dollars but you have to marry this woman...

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
SquantoZ
05/28/18 10:34:36 AM
#1:


... Copied to Clipboard!
brotrrwinner
05/28/18 10:35:33 AM
#2:


Can I divorce her once I get the money?
---
September 21st, 2008
Never forget
... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadSite
05/28/18 10:35:40 AM
#3:


What's the downside
... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine
05/28/18 10:35:54 AM
#4:


DeadSite posted...
What's the downside

---
"There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister
https://imgur.com/fpLYQa3
... Copied to Clipboard!
1NfamousACE_2
05/28/18 10:36:04 AM
#5:


I'll marry a man for that much
---
New signature needed, acquire within from management
... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ
05/28/18 10:36:34 AM
#6:


brotrrwinner posted...
Can I divorce her once I get the money?


No
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
#7
Post #7 was unavailable or deleted.
Solar_Crimson
05/28/18 10:36:43 AM
#8:


nevershine posted...
DeadSite posted...
What's the downside

---
Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo)
http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson
... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ
05/28/18 10:37:06 AM
#9:


Solar_Crimson posted...
nevershine posted...
DeadSite posted...
What's the downside


Seriously?! Lmao
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim
05/28/18 10:37:11 AM
#10:


Um, sure. Why not.
---
I want a pet Lavos Spawn.
[Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica]
... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926
05/28/18 10:38:20 AM
#11:


DeadSite posted...
What's the downside


Dealing with the crippling jealousy of her being blasted by limitless chad dick
---
CE's Resident Scotsman.
https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV
... Copied to Clipboard!
Orosuke
05/28/18 10:39:19 AM
#12:


Sure? She has a nice smile.
---
Sig goes here
... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ
05/28/18 10:39:45 AM
#13:


pinky0926 posted...
DeadSite posted...
What's the downside


Dealing with the crippling jealousy of her being blasted by limitless chad dick



---
... Copied to Clipboard!
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
05/28/18 10:41:48 AM
#14:


SquantoZ posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
nevershine posted...
DeadSite posted...
What's the downside


Seriously?! Lmao

Yes, what's the downside?

People typically make these topics about a person who is either physically unattractive or has some type of incredibly unpopular political/personal opinions.

You post a link to a hot, talented brunette, and seem shocked that no one shares your distaste. If this is trolling, it's incredibly low-tier.
---
"Shut your filthy whore mouth."- AB
"But if I shut my filthy whore mouth, I can't use it to be a filthy whore. Does not compute." - TashaMK
... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ
05/28/18 10:43:43 AM
#15:


... Copied to Clipboard!
KronoCloud
05/28/18 10:45:20 AM
#16:


That girl is cute AF
---
Musical output: soundcloud.com/jayphilly
dotwav.blogspot.com
... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz
05/30/18 12:47:40 AM
#17:


I don't understand

What's her flaw
---
Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010)
2018 NFLB Summersim (3-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ
... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02
05/30/18 12:48:47 AM
#18:


1NfamousACE_2 posted...
I'll marry a man for that much

---
Blow your trumpets, Gabriel.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen
05/30/18 12:50:25 AM
#19:


... Copied to Clipboard!
pauIie
05/30/18 12:51:17 AM
#20:


done

i'm also taking over guitar duties. that guy can go.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial
05/30/18 12:55:48 AM
#21:



---
I use Google... A lot.... >______>
... Copied to Clipboard!
DavidWong
05/30/18 1:30:08 AM
#22:


is... is she transgender? is that what the catch is?
---
When goods do not cross borders, soldiers will. Frederic Bastiat, French economist (1801-1850)
... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup
05/30/18 1:58:57 AM
#23:


... Copied to Clipboard!
LiqiudusSnake
05/30/18 2:06:47 AM
#24:


Curious about the catch in this one.
---
Blank
... Copied to Clipboard!
ThanksUglyGod
05/30/18 2:08:17 AM
#25:


Pass

The only thing I hate more than having money is attractive, talented people
... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita
05/30/18 2:19:34 AM
#26:


Are you, advertising?!
---
Signatures are overrated.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber
05/30/18 2:21:27 AM
#27:


Sure. Nothing says I actually have to live with her or spend time with her or any of that. Also no rule against her divorcing me, so I'm golden.
... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ
05/30/18 8:37:22 AM
#28:


Muffinz0rz posted...
I don't understand

What's her flaw


Lmao
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8
05/30/18 8:38:47 AM
#29:


DeadSite posted...
What's the downside

---
Oda break tracker 2018- 3 (2) | THE Ohio State: 11-2 | Oakland Raiders: 6-10
Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE
... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfessorKukui
05/30/18 8:39:28 AM
#30:


Jazz
... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkTransient
05/30/18 8:39:53 AM
#31:


If you can't spot the catch just by looking at her, you're probably not the kind of person who'd see it as a catch in the first place. She's quite obviously one of those feminazi types.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
action52
05/30/18 8:50:15 AM
#32:


Actually one person suddenly having 10 trillion dollars would wreck the world economy. What the hell would I do with all that money anyway?

So I would definitely not want the money.
---
i am truley sorry for your lots
... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz
05/30/18 10:25:59 AM
#33:


DarkTransient posted...
If you can't spot the catch just by looking at her, you're probably not the kind of person who'd see it as a catch in the first place. She's quite obviously one of those feminazi types.

big deal then, she can do whatever she wants. i'll take my 10 trillion and buy a bigass house where i never have to see her
---
Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010)
2018 NFLB Summersim (3-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ
... Copied to Clipboard!
KStateKing17
05/30/18 10:41:16 AM
#34:


Sure I'll marry her. I'll also be screwing her guitarist on the side as well.
---
The 17th King of the State of K
... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi
05/30/18 10:42:47 AM
#35:


What's the upside?
---
I have nothing else to say
... Copied to Clipboard!
skimmedmilktea
05/30/18 10:43:53 AM
#36:


wait , is the 10 trillions dollars for me marrying her or is it to pay her to marry me?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Yomi
05/30/18 10:46:35 AM
#37:


I don't even need to open the link to say yes lol
---
.0027 | Helicopters fly over the beach,
Same time every day, same routine.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Megaman50100
05/30/18 10:49:05 AM
#38:


The catch is rockabilly
---
move all remaining groundhog mercenaries to the front lines. Have sheep troopers squadrons A and B flank the cows. They're using DC-17 hoof blasters.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Roshon
05/30/18 10:54:18 AM
#39:


Im gay so would entering a lavender marriage be acceptable?
... Copied to Clipboard!
#40
Post #40 was unavailable or deleted.
MrToothHasYou
05/30/18 11:02:00 AM
#41:


She sounds like one of those Atlantic City lounge singers who calls everyone honey

Id feel kinda bad snaking her away from that dude who Im pretty sure must be her boyfriend.

But yeah gimme that money.
---
http://weareontherun.bandcamp.com
^^^^^ HEY! ^^^ LISTEN! ^^^^^
... Copied to Clipboard!
mondoshawan2
05/30/18 1:35:43 PM
#42:


DarkTransient posted...
If you can't spot the catch just by looking at her, you're probably not the kind of person who'd see it as a catch in the first place. She's quite obviously one of those feminazi types.

i have to know ther easoning behiind this one.
---
"muulti-pass!"
... Copied to Clipboard!
Nazanir
05/30/18 1:37:07 PM
#43:


SquantoZ posted...
brotrrwinner posted...
Can I divorce her once I get the money?


No

And what about "accidents"?
---
XboX GT/Steam/Wii-U - Nazanir
... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ
05/30/18 7:00:44 PM
#44:


Nazanir posted...
SquantoZ posted...
brotrrwinner posted...
Can I divorce her once I get the money?


No

And what about "accidents"?


If something happens to her, you lose all the money
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Orthopox12
05/30/18 7:03:30 PM
#45:


Id pile drive a mans poop shoot while another one does the same to me for a 10 trillion.
---
Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic
{Current clone: Orthopox 28}
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt
05/30/18 7:05:22 PM
#46:


10 Trillion Dollars but...

Deal.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
OEIO999
05/30/18 7:07:38 PM
#47:


SquantoZ posted...
Nazanir posted...
SquantoZ posted...
brotrrwinner posted...
Can I divorce her once I get the money?


No

And what about "accidents"?


If something happens to her, you lose all the money


What's with you so obstinately ensuring people stay married to her?
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8
05/30/18 7:08:32 PM
#48:


Orthopox12 posted...
Id pile drive a mans poop shoot while another one does the same to me for a 10 trillion.

Also with two in the mouth
---
Oda break tracker 2018- 3 (2) | THE Ohio State: 11-2 | Oakland Raiders: 6-10
Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE
... Copied to Clipboard!
The X Dawg
05/30/18 7:28:25 PM
#49:


She lives in my city. I'm going to make my move.
... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07
05/30/18 7:29:57 PM
#50:


1NfamousACE_2 posted...
I'll marry a plague infested frog for that much

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2