Current Events > The other night I was drunk and messaged my friends wife that I wanted to fuck

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Long story short my friend was an bad alcoholic, and accused his wife and I of cheating with each other numerous times (he's an idiot). To be honest the thought never crossed my mind until he drilled into my head so much.

But I was feeling spiteful and not giving a fuck the other night (wasted) and I messaged her

"Michael has always accused us of being with each other so much.. do you want to really give him a reason and meet up and fuck sometime?"

She asks for me to send a selfie of myself to make sure it was really me, and once I do she says that she has thought of me like that lots before.. This was 2 nights ago, and I wasn't in her area when I messaged, so I ask her not to tell him any of this

Since then she's been facebook messaging me 4 times a day, being super needy and talkative, and even said "I wish I met you before Michael"

Fuck this, I just wanted to screw her, now she's acting like.... i don't even know but I'm scared, and i don't want my friend to find out either, because I do actually value his friendship

What do CE?
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Well, Long story short my friend was an bad alcoholic, and accused his wife and I of cheating with each other numerous times (he's an idiot). To be honest the thought never crossed my mind until he drilled into my head so much.

But I was feeling spiteful and not giving a fuck the other night (wasted) and I messaged her

"Michael has always accused us of being with each other so much.. do you want to really give him a reason and meet up and fuck sometime?"

She asks for me to send a selfie of myself to make sure it was really me, and once I do she says that she has thought of me like that lots before.. This was 2 nights ago, and I wasn't in her area when I messaged, so I ask her not to tell him any of this

Since then she's been facebook messaging me 4 times a day, being super needy and talkative, and even said "I wish I met you before Michael"

Fuck this, I just wanted to screw her, now she's acting like.... i don't even know but I'm scared, and i don't want my friend to find out either, because I do actually value his friendship

What do CE?
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this isn't copy pasta
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tell her that her current relationship is good and you don't want to mess it up. actually going along with this is going to lead to nothing but pain
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this is copy pasta
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What the heck we're you thinking!!! You guys are silly when you are drunk.

Tell her you don't know what you were thinking and that you were drunk. Then delete her and unfriend her. Apologize.
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If its not your dick its gonna be someone elses she gets plowed by, might as well go for it, you at least know her so its not like a stranger is fucking her.
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I am THE terror that FLAPS in the NIGHT!
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You put the idea of cheating on her husband in her mind if it wasnt there already. Might as well give her a fun ride because like someone already said, shell go and find one somewhere else.
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Mango Sauce posted...

tell her that her current relationship is good and you don't want to mess it up. actually going along with this is going to lead to nothing but pain

That's actually solid advice,,,i feel flustered from all this so it's hard for me to assess this lol

mipond posted...

What the heck we're you thinking!!! You guys are silly when you are drunk.

Tell her you don't know what you were thinking and that you were drunk. Then delete her and unfriend her. Apologize.

I already told her again that I wanted to, you know. I mean I still would like to one and done it,, but yeah probably should end this tomorrow
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*Sigh* If you really value you friend and consider yourself a decent human being you should back off TC. This isn't his girlfriend we are talking about but his wife, and considering she is contacting you numerous times a day and baring herself emotionally to you it's a sign that she may want to do more than just fuck you, which you obviously don't want.

Don't be a homewrecker man, just apologise to her and tell her that you two shouldn't real talk about your emotions anymore. Avoid being near and alone with her if at all possible.
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scorpion41 posted...

You put the idea of cheating on her husband in her mind if it wasnt there already. Might as well give her a fun ride because like someone already said, shell go and find one somewhere else.

Well the thing is he has cheated on her alot.. And she has put up with it for years. Its crazy.

I was hoping I could swoop in, and swoop out because of that. But no, she's acting like a giddy school girl :l
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This can only end badly.

Unless you don't mind losing friends, I wouldn't go for it.
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mhbigboss posted...

This can only end badly.

Unless you don't mind losing friends, I wouldn't go for it.

No, I don't feel like losing friends. Feels like I'm treading on thin as fuck ice at him finding all this out too, fuck
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You're a terrible friend TC and just another reason why I don't trust strangers around my girlfriend, in my apartment, or even around my family members. Just another selfish prick with a angle.
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Number090684 posted...

You're a terrible friend TC and just another reasin why I don't trust strangers around my girlfriend, in my apartment, or even around my family members. Just another selfish prick with a angle.

:l

i am going to make an attempt at your advice from previous post
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Pics
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Pics

nooooo
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Number090684 posted...

You're a terrible friend TC and just another reason why I don't trust strangers around my girlfriend, in my apartment, or even around my family members. Just another selfish prick with a angle.

This, tbqh. Theres making a drunk mistake, and theres not realizing (or caring about) said mistake a day later and having to ask CE about it.

Get fucked, TC. He deserves a better friend than you.
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fuck you too man!
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You do you, but I do find it amusing you call your friend an idiot for thinking you're screwing his wife when you very clearly wanted to and are trying to fuck his wife.
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Since we're all giving bad advice here and TC sounds like a heartless and inconsiderate person who's more than willing to be the caliber for destroying a marriage, go right ahead, TC. Go screw her and see what happens, it'll be funny lol.
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Im assuming this is fake as tc is a new account, but the appropriate thing to do in this situation would be to explain that you were drunk and vindictive and that she should tell her husband that shes feeling neglected
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Seriously?

No pics?

This is why GameFAQs needs a downvote option.
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Patchwork posted...

You do you, but I do find it amusing you call your friend an idiot for thinking you're screwing his wife when you very clearly wanted to and are trying to fuck his wife.

I never wanted to screw his wife until he accused me of it 10 jillion times while he was drunk

DracoSpire posted...

Since we're all giving bad advice here and TC sounds like a heartless and inconsiderate person who's more than willing to be the caliber for destroying a marriage, go right ahead, TC. Go screw her and see what happens, it'll be funny lol.

I want to screw her, but I'll not... probably gonna take @Mango_Sauce 's advice

Nomadic View posted...

Seriously?

No pics?

This is why GameFAQs needs a downvote option.

Dude no one posts pics of people they know in real life on here anymore, it's to risky
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translation

pics nao
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Shes looking to Fuck anyone who will be nice to her.

It all depends if you we ok losing your friend and if you realize she wants more than sex. She wants an affair.
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She looks similar too Marina Angel, idk

https://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNzE5ZGZkMzgtOGI3MC00OWJmLWE5OGEtNTY0OTk5YWRjZDAyXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzM4MjM0Nzg@._V1_.jpg

https://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjFlMjBlNzctYTliOC00NzU2LWI1YWQtMDliMDQ5OWM5ZDU1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzM4MjM0Nzg@._V1_.jpg

I'm sorry, I'm not sure how to direct link anymore
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Shes looking to Fuck anyone who will be nice to her.

It all depends if you we ok losing your friend and if you realize she wants more than sex. She wants an affair.

Do you think there's a chance I can tap that without him finding out?

Jk, no I don't think there is
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to bad life weren't more like a video game *reset*

night CE
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JTilly posted...

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Shes looking to Fuck anyone who will be nice to her.

It all depends if you we ok losing your friend and if you realize she wants more than sex. She wants an affair.

Do you think there's a chance I can tap that without him finding out?

Jk, no I don't think there is

She will 100% tell him to piss him off
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I don't know what's worse. The fact that you want to sleep with your friend's wife, or the fact that you didn't post pics.
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

JTilly posted...

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Shes looking to Fuck anyone who will be nice to her.

It all depends if you we ok losing your friend and if you realize she wants more than sex. She wants an affair.

Do you think there's a chance I can tap that without him finding out?

Jk, no I don't think there is

She will 100% tell him to piss him off

Yeah.. women

Squall28 posted...

I don't know what's worse. The fact that you want to sleep with your friend's wife, or the fact that you didn't post pics.

Dude literally no one on CE would post those pics, its to risky
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Be a friend
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Better hope he dosnt find out
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crappy situation all around.

i wouldn't want to be friends with someone if i actually thought they wanted to fuck my wife. gf in this situation i guess.

you probably told him multiple times you didn't want to, and it was getting annoying that he kept bringing it up. i wouldn't want to be around that myself.

but now you want to, told the gf, now the gf wants to. i'd drop the both of you, except you still want to be friends.

idk
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Be a friend

Yeah.... I havent got around to backing out and apologizing yet, she is back home and Im paranoid hell see one of msgs

apocalyptic_4 posted...

Better hope he dosnt find out

I know right,,, hey at the very least hell know that I never actually did bang her

pauIie posted...

crappy situation all around.

i wouldn't want to be friends with someone if i actually thought they wanted to fuck my wife. gf in this situation i guess.

you probably told him multiple times you didn't want to, and it was getting annoying that he kept bringing it up. i wouldn't want to be around that myself.

but now you want to, told the gf, now the gf wants to. i'd drop the both of you, except you still want to be friends.

idk

Its a stupid situation lol, but most of the blame falls on my shoulders now. Sigh
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why does she get a selfie but not CE, huh?
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Why do people say long story short? They never shorten the story afterwards.
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JTilly posted...

because I do actually value his friendship

pfffffffft
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Be a human being. Unfriend his ass for his alcoholism. Never liked drunks who do nothing but get rowdy and act too high on their fucking horse. If you still value him as a friend you better get on him about getting wasted around you. Unless you get wasted with him then all I can tell you is that you aren't helping at all.
For even thinking about screwing someone else's wife should immediently be a red flag to everyone else. If she comes on to you then you should decline and value friendship and yadda yadda. But if she insists and you don't care anymore, you do you. Life's a bitch and when it bites, it'll hurt.
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Howl posted...

Why do people say long story short? They never shorten the story afterwards.

I could have stretched it out and added more details and some of the back and forth messages. It is pretty short imo

juicebox4 posted...

JTilly posted...

because I do actually value his friendship

pfffffffft

Cmon man,, understand the hustle here homie
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C'mon man just smash once at least
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Obviously you don't care -that- much about your friendship if the thought Is even in your head. Just do it.
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Lathissamus posted...

C'mon man just smash once at least

Thank you, thank you, Ill consider this. Havent really talked to her much, she messaged me an hour ago and when I responded she never did back.

Its a weird situation, and this topic is long going to die before i can actually resolve anything.
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Just say you were drunk and it was a mistake
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I don't think you should have sex with her.
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Even before you smash, that marriage isn't going to last anyway since she's the one opening to have an affair with you now.
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GigaSPX posted...

Even before you smash, that marriage isn't going to last anyway since she's the one opening to have an affair with you now.

Yeah but why get the blood on your hands to begin with? You'll have to live with it.
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What's her butt like? I bet it yearns all on its own
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