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Slayerblade11 05/23/18 9:09:09 PM #1:	my Cat jumps on the bathtub when he wants water wtf what a genius <cite>Slayerblade11 posted [p:901877617] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>my Cat jumps on the bathtub when he wants water wtf what a genius</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ErrorCrX 05/23/18 9:10:29 PM #2:	Cats are very intelligent creatures. --- Stay in drugs don't do school <cite>ErrorCrX posted [p:901877677] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>Cats are very intelligent creatures.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ErrorCrX 05/23/18 9:10:48 PM #3:	Slayerblade11 posted... my Cat jumps on the bathtub when he wants water wtf what a genius Yeah they can also be pretty stupid sometimes too (but adorable). --- Stay in drugs don't do school <cite>ErrorCrX posted [p:901877701] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>Slayerblade11 posted...</cite> <quote>my Cat jumps on the bathtub when he wants water wtf what a genius</quote> Yeah they can also be pretty stupid sometimes too (but adorable).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 05/23/18 9:11:13 PM #4:	Smartest life forms on Earth. --- No sig. <cite>creativerealms posted [p:901877723] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>Smartest life forms on Earth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 05/23/18 9:11:38 PM #5:	Every time I fart my cat does a 6ft vertical leap. I do it a lot you'd think she'd be used to it. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:901877743] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>Every time I fart my cat does a 6ft vertical leap. I do it a lot you'd think she'd be used to it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ErrorCrX 05/23/18 9:13:04 PM #6:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Every time I fart my cat does a 6ft vertical leap. I do it a lot you'd think she'd be used to it. This got me to chuckle. For that I thank you. --- Stay in drugs don't do school <cite>ErrorCrX posted [p:901877804] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>Every time I fart my cat does a 6ft vertical leap. I do it a lot you'd think she'd be used to it.</quote> This got me to chuckle. For that I thank you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarlGrimes 05/23/18 9:13:28 PM #7:	One of the smarter animals, mostly because they learn stuff from us. --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 <cite>CarlGrimes posted [p:901877824] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>One of the smarter animals, mostly because they learn stuff from us.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ehhwhatever 05/23/18 9:13:38 PM #8:	They won't pounce unless the are a 100% sure they feel like it, meanwhile the squirrel moves on. --- This isn't the season to wear a Moloh tartan coat. <cite>ehhwhatever posted [p:901877837] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>They won't pounce unless the are a 100% sure they feel like it, meanwhile the squirrel moves on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 05/23/18 9:15:40 PM #9:	Meow~ purrs gently --- My current gimmick is that of a creepy asterisk man. <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:901877948] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>Meow~ purrs gently</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 05/23/18 9:36:24 PM #10:	Pretty smart though apparently they usually can't recognize themselves in mirrors. --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:901878944] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>Pretty smart though apparently they usually can't recognize themselves in mirrors.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 05/23/18 9:52:54 PM #11:	Intelligent enough to plot your murder. <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:901879785] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>Intelligent enough to plot your murder.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 05/23/18 10:01:29 PM #12:	smart enough to do witchcraft shit with common household items --- RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC / 95/99 Fishing. <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:901880230] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>smart enough to do witchcraft shit with common household items</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 05/23/18 10:06:28 PM #13:	Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity. <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:901880467] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 05/23/18 10:11:33 PM #14:	RoboLaserGandhi posted... Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity. Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird. --- RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC / 95/99 Fishing. <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:901880724] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity.</quote> Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HitTheGroundWal 05/23/18 10:12:39 PM #15:	I mean, mine figured out how to open doors when he wants to get in or out of a room. --- It's supposed to be HitTheGroundWalking. <cite>HitTheGroundWal posted [p:901880777] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>I mean, mine figured out how to open doors when he wants to get in or out of a room.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 05/23/18 10:12:47 PM #16:	Hexenherz posted... RoboLaserGandhi posted... Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity. Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird. Got him! --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:901880784] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity.</quote> Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird.</quote> Got him!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 05/23/18 10:13:16 PM #17:	Hexenherz posted... RoboLaserGandhi posted... Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity. Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird. Because dogs recognize that something would have been thrown because your hand moved. Cats lack the ability to imply that something was thrown until they actually see it happen because they sacrifice inductive reasoning for super fast reflexes. So yes, even that is an example of dogs being more intelligent. You're also arguing against established science here. <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:901880811] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity.</quote> Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird.</quote> Because dogs recognize that something would have been thrown because your hand moved. Cats lack the ability to imply that something was thrown until they actually see it happen because they sacrifice inductive reasoning for super fast reflexes. So yes, even that is an example of dogs being more intelligent. You're also arguing against established science here.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarlGrimes 05/23/18 10:13:36 PM #18:	Hexenherz posted... RoboLaserGandhi posted... Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity. Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird. And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not. --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 <cite>CarlGrimes posted [p:901880830] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity.</quote> Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird.</quote> And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 05/23/18 10:18:22 PM #19:	Hexenherz posted... RoboLaserGandhi posted... Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity. Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird. Cats don't play fetch to begin with. They would rather chase after lasers, swat at something you dangle in front of them, or use their recreational drug known as catnip. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:901881074] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity.</quote> Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird.</quote> Cats don't play fetch to begin with. They would rather chase after lasers, swat at something you dangle in front of them, or use their recreational drug known as catnip.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 05/23/18 10:19:21 PM #20:	CarlGrimes posted... Hexenherz posted... RoboLaserGandhi posted... Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity. Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird. And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not. Bullshit. Both cats and dogs will just stare at your finger. Don't make shit up. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:901881117] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>CarlGrimes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity.</quote> Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird.</quote> And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not.</quote> Bullshit. Both cats and dogs will just stare at your finger. Don't make shit up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 05/23/18 10:19:58 PM #21:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... CarlGrimes posted... Hexenherz posted... RoboLaserGandhi posted... Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity. Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird. And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not. Bullshit. Both cats and dogs will just stare at your finger. Don't make shit up. Uhh, have you ever had a dog? <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:901881147] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CarlGrimes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity.</quote> Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird.</quote> And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not.</quote> Bullshit. Both cats and dogs will just stare at your finger. Don't make shit up.</quote> Uhh, have you ever had a dog?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 05/23/18 10:21:34 PM #22:	RoboLaserGandhi posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... CarlGrimes posted... Hexenherz posted... RoboLaserGandhi posted... Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity. Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird. And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not. Bullshit. Both cats and dogs will just stare at your finger. Don't make shit up. Uhh, have you ever had a dog? yeah and then if you point at an empty dish after the dog's eating the dog will take his dish to the sink and rinse it off. --- RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC / 95/99 Fishing. <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:901881203] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CarlGrimes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity.</quote> Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird.</quote> And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not.</quote> Bullshit. Both cats and dogs will just stare at your finger. Don't make shit up.</quote> Uhh, have you ever had a dog?</quote> yeah and then if you point at an empty dish after the dog's eating the dog will take his dish to the sink and rinse it off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 05/23/18 10:21:47 PM #23:	RoboLaserGandhi posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... CarlGrimes posted... Hexenherz posted... RoboLaserGandhi posted... Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity. Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird. And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not. Bullshit. Both cats and dogs will just stare at your finger. Don't make shit up. Uhh, have you ever had a dog? Yeah more dogs than cats. They just stare at your hand if you try to get them to look somewhere. Unless you mean sticking your finger in their food... yeah they might catch on to that. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:901881213] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CarlGrimes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity.</quote> Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird.</quote> And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not.</quote> Bullshit. Both cats and dogs will just stare at your finger. Don't make shit up.</quote> Uhh, have you ever had a dog?</quote> Yeah more dogs than cats. They just stare at your hand if you try to get them to look somewhere. Unless you mean sticking your finger in their food... yeah they might catch on to that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 05/23/18 10:22:12 PM #24:	Hexenherz posted... RoboLaserGandhi posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... CarlGrimes posted... Hexenherz posted... RoboLaserGandhi posted... Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity. Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird. And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not. Bullshit. Both cats and dogs will just stare at your finger. Don't make shit up. Uhh, have you ever had a dog? yeah and then if you point at an empty dish after the dog's eating the dog will take his dish to the sink and rinse it off. Moving the goal posts <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:901881237] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CarlGrimes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity.</quote> Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird.</quote> And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not.</quote> Bullshit. Both cats and dogs will just stare at your finger. Don't make shit up.</quote> Uhh, have you ever had a dog?</quote> yeah and then if you point at an empty dish after the dog's eating the dog will take his dish to the sink and rinse it off.</quote> Moving the goal posts</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 05/23/18 10:23:00 PM #25:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... RoboLaserGandhi posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... CarlGrimes posted... Hexenherz posted... RoboLaserGandhi posted... Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity. Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird. And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not. Bullshit. Both cats and dogs will just stare at your finger. Don't make shit up. Uhh, have you ever had a dog? Yeah more dogs than cats. They just stare at your hand if you try to get them to look somewhere. Unless you mean sticking your finger in their food... yeah they might catch on to that. Then you had poorly trained dogs or you were a bad communicator. <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:901881274] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CarlGrimes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity.</quote> Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird.</quote> And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not.</quote> Bullshit. Both cats and dogs will just stare at your finger. Don't make shit up.</quote> Uhh, have you ever had a dog?</quote> Yeah more dogs than cats. They just stare at your hand if you try to get them to look somewhere. Unless you mean sticking your finger in their food... yeah they might catch on to that.</quote> Then you had poorly trained dogs or you were a bad communicator.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 05/23/18 10:23:15 PM #26:	RoboLaserGandhi posted... Hexenherz posted... RoboLaserGandhi posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... CarlGrimes posted... Hexenherz posted... RoboLaserGandhi posted... Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity. Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird. And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not. Bullshit. Both cats and dogs will just stare at your finger. Don't make shit up. Uhh, have you ever had a dog? yeah and then if you point at an empty dish after the dog's eating the dog will take his dish to the sink and rinse it off. Moving the goal posts If you point hard enough at the goal posts the dogs will win the super bowl with all their touch downs --- RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC / 95/99 Fishing. <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:901881288] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CarlGrimes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity.</quote> Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird.</quote> And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not.</quote> Bullshit. Both cats and dogs will just stare at your finger. Don't make shit up.</quote> Uhh, have you ever had a dog?</quote> yeah and then if you point at an empty dish after the dog's eating the dog will take his dish to the sink and rinse it off.</quote> Moving the goal posts</quote> If you point hard enough at the goal posts the dogs will win the super bowl with all their touch downs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarlGrimes 05/24/18 4:07:31 AM #27:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... CarlGrimes posted... Hexenherz posted... RoboLaserGandhi posted... Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity. Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird. And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not. Bullshit. Both cats and dogs will just stare at your finger. Don't make shit up. https://imgur.com/gallery/xTzXrF2 --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 <cite>CarlGrimes posted [p:901892534] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CarlGrimes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity.</quote> Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird.</quote> And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not.</quote> Bullshit. Both cats and dogs will just stare at your finger. Don't make shit up.</quote> https://imgur.com/gallery/xTzXrF2</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterbarf 05/24/18 4:10:07 AM #28:	Intelligent enough to know it's possible to sit on top of my all glass coffee table. Not intelligent enough to know that transparent reflection on the side of the same table is not another cat. <cite>masterbarf posted [p:901892582] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>Intelligent enough to know it's possible to sit on top of my all glass coffee table. Not intelligent enough to know that transparent reflection on the side of the same table is not another cat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weekoldhotdog 05/24/18 4:12:06 AM #29:	@The_Doge --- Ba da da dada, da da da dada, da da da dada, da da da dada... What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. <cite>weekoldhotdog posted [p:901892606] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>@The_Doge</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Doge 05/24/18 8:53:00 AM #30:	Not smart Very dumb Wow --- Wow such signature join Dogefaqs today http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1341-dogefaqs <cite>The_Doge posted [p:901898263] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>Not smart Very dumb Wow</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cal12 05/24/18 9:02:38 AM #31:	Cats love to torture and kill which is creepy as fuck. <cite>Cal12 posted [p:901898616] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>Cats love to torture and kill which is creepy as fuck.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePieReborn 05/24/18 9:04:00 AM #32:	Cal12 posted... Cats love to torture and kill which is creepy as fuck. My kitty is a cuddly little sociopath. --- Party leader, passive-aggressive doormat, pasta eater extraordinaire! <cite>ThePieReborn posted [p:901898665] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cal12 posted...</cite> <quote>Cats love to torture and kill which is creepy as fuck.</quote> My kitty is a cuddly little sociopath.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 05/24/18 9:19:22 AM #33:	According to this not a single feline cracks the top 80 smartest animals or even gets a runner up, which wolves, hyenas, raccoons, and pigs at least got. http://cachelot.com/2018/01/01/2018-update-on-earths-smartest-animal-genera/ --- Oda break tracker 2018- 3 (2) \| THE Ohio State: 11-2 \| Oakland Raiders: 6-10 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:901899254] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>According to this not a single feline cracks the top 80 smartest animals or even gets a runner up, which wolves, hyenas, raccoons, and pigs at least got. http://cachelot.com/2018/01/01/2018-update-on-earths-smartest-animal-genera/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 05/24/18 9:22:38 AM #34:	Smart enough to domesticate humans. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/M1TnV8w <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:901899384] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>Smart enough to domesticate humans.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoGCyN 05/24/18 9:23:34 AM #35:	voldothegr8 posted... http://cachelot.com/2018/01/01/2018-update-on-earths-smartest-animal-genera/ Sperm Whale smarter than humans. --- --- <cite>DoGCyN posted [p:901899421] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>http://cachelot.com/2018/01/01/2018-update-on-earths-smartest-animal-genera/</quote> Sperm Whale smarter than humans.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 05/24/18 9:24:07 AM #36:	My cat lets me know when he needs more food, water, take-out-the-crap-from-my-litter-box. GiftedACIII posted... Pretty smart though apparently they usually can't recognize themselves in mirrors. When my cat was little, we used to put him in a room during the night so he didn't crash/break things while he learned to move without breaking stuff. There were mirrors there. He knows what mirrors are, and doesn't pay attention to his image. And he hates other cats, and gets agitated when he sees one outside. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:901899445] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>My cat lets me know when he needs more food, water, take-out-the-crap-from-my-litter-box. <cite>GiftedACIII posted...</cite> <quote>Pretty smart though apparently they usually can't recognize themselves in mirrors.</quote>When my cat was little, we used to put him in a room during the night so he didn't crash/break things while he learned to move without breaking stuff. There were mirrors there. He knows what mirrors are, and doesn't pay attention to his image. And he hates other cats, and gets agitated when he sees one outside.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoGCyN 05/24/18 9:24:33 AM #37:	My cat uses the toilet. Checkmate. --- --- <cite>DoGCyN posted [p:901899463] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>My cat uses the toilet. Checkmate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 05/24/18 9:26:25 AM #38:	DoGCyN posted... voldothegr8 posted... http://cachelot.com/2018/01/01/2018-update-on-earths-smartest-animal-genera/ Sperm Whale smarter than humans. 1 [300] Sperm whale 2 (300 including Flynn effect) Human Both of the above animals are united by many unique factors not seen in any others, including Specific activity has a dominant effect on the fertility of its domain (= probable farming) Social group more important in predicting survival than genetics or location (= true culture) Vocalisations partition among social groups in a way that sharply defines thousands of tribes/pods as belonging to one custom, in a way that cant be explained by genetics, geographic environment nor by vocal learning by those around you (= true language) --- Oda break tracker 2018- 3 (2) \| THE Ohio State: 11-2 \| Oakland Raiders: 6-10 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:901899537] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>DoGCyN posted...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>http://cachelot.com/2018/01/01/2018-update-on-earths-smartest-animal-genera/</quote> Sperm Whale smarter than humans.</quote> <quote>1 [300] Sperm whale 2 (300 including Flynn effect) Human Both of the above animals are united by many unique factors not seen in any others, including Specific activity has a dominant effect on the fertility of its domain (= probable farming) Social group more important in predicting survival than genetics or location (= true culture) Vocalisations partition among social groups in a way that sharply defines thousands of tribes/pods as belonging to one custom, in a way that cant be explained by genetics, geographic environment nor by vocal learning by those around you (= true language)</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InYourWalls1 05/24/18 9:26:33 AM #39:	DoGCyN posted... voldothegr8 posted... http://cachelot.com/2018/01/01/2018-update-on-earths-smartest-animal-genera/ Sperm Whale smarter than humans. I for one welcome our new cetacean overlords --- The fully enlightened earth radiates disaster triumphant <cite>InYourWalls1 posted [p:901899542] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>DoGCyN posted...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>http://cachelot.com/2018/01/01/2018-update-on-earths-smartest-animal-genera/</quote> Sperm Whale smarter than humans.</quote> I for one welcome our new cetacean overlords</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 05/24/18 9:27:42 AM #40:	https://imgur.com/ornj76L --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/CqukfNH https://imgur.com/Z0vo3WV <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:901899582] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/ornj76L</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dave_is_slick 05/24/18 9:31:33 AM #41:	My cats are pretty fucking stupid. --- The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM <cite>dave_is_slick posted [p:901899744] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>My cats are pretty fucking stupid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 05/24/18 6:33:26 PM #42:	CarlGrimes posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... CarlGrimes posted... Hexenherz posted... RoboLaserGandhi posted... Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity. Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird. And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not. Bullshit. Both cats and dogs will just stare at your finger. Don't make shit up. https://imgur.com/gallery/xTzXrF2 While that is cute, it doesn't really prove your point.. --- RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC / 95/99 Fishing. <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:901927818] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>CarlGrimes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CarlGrimes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>Less intelligent than dogs. They kinda suck at deductive reasoning. They act mostly on instinct and skill of dexterity.</quote> Right that's why dogs will chase air when you throw "something" but cats just look at you like you're weird.</quote> And if you point at food or something a dog will understand but a cat will not.</quote> Bullshit. Both cats and dogs will just stare at your finger. Don't make shit up.</quote> https://imgur.com/gallery/xTzXrF2</quote> While that is cute, it doesn't really prove your point..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 05/24/18 6:37:23 PM #43:	Cats don't understand how their own claws work. So fairly dumb. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:901928030] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>Cats don't understand how their own claws work. So fairly dumb.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 05/24/18 7:01:40 PM #44:	uwnim posted... Cats don't understand how their own claws work. So fairly dumb. what --- RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC / 95/99 Fishing. <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:901929306] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>uwnim posted...</cite> <quote>Cats don't understand how their own claws work. So fairly dumb.</quote> what</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 05/24/18 7:09:10 PM #45:	Hexenherz posted... uwnim posted... Cats don't understand how their own claws work. So fairly dumb. what Every single cat Ive met gets their claws stuck in stuff and struggle to unhook it. All they have to do is move their paw forward and their claw gets freed but they are too dumb to do that. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:901929655] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>uwnim posted...</cite> <quote>Cats don't understand how their own claws work. So fairly dumb.</quote> what</quote> Every single cat Ive met gets their claws stuck in stuff and struggle to unhook it. All they have to do is move their paw forward and their claw gets freed but they are too dumb to do that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 05/24/18 7:24:38 PM #46:	uwnim posted... Hexenherz posted... uwnim posted... Cats don't understand how their own claws work. So fairly dumb. what Every single cat Ive met gets their claws stuck in stuff and struggle to unhook it. All they have to do is move their paw forward and their claw gets freed but they are too dumb to do that. I've only seen this happen with one cat and it was our former friend's cat who happened to be declawed but she still somehow got her paw stuck under an oven. She also jumped out the window of a fourth floor apartment -_- --- RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC / 95/99 Fishing. <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:901930398] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote><cite>uwnim posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>uwnim posted...</cite> <quote>Cats don't understand how their own claws work. So fairly dumb.</quote> what</quote> Every single cat Ive met gets their claws stuck in stuff and struggle to unhook it. All they have to do is move their paw forward and their claw gets freed but they are too dumb to do that.</quote> I've only seen this happen with one cat and it was our former friend's cat who happened to be declawed but she still somehow got her paw stuck under an oven. She also jumped out the window of a fourth floor apartment -_-</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrettyBoyFloyd 05/24/18 9:38:25 PM #47:	The cat that stays where I stay was being pretty stupid awhile ago. There is a hospital near the house. Some low flying choppa flew by nearly scraping the tree tops with lights flashing and noise. I'm outside having a cigarette and see that the cat sees it and it freaks out and dashes and hides under my car. I'm like "silly cat, it's just a helicopter". --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] <cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted [p:901937358] in How intell... [t:76637370]...</cite> <quote>The cat that stays where I stay was being pretty stupid awhile ago. There is a hospital near the house. Some low flying choppa flew by nearly scraping the tree tops with lights flashing and noise. I'm outside having a cigarette and see that the cat sees it and it freaks out and dashes and hides under my car. I'm like "silly cat, it's just a helicopter".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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