Poll of the Day > My family is pretty fractured. I ran into my cousin at the barber's earlier

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PK_Spam
05/22/18 1:24:46 PM
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So to put it into perspective, a huge chunk of my family dislikes this guy, or just barely puts up with him. To date he has:

1) Crashed my other cousins car and hasnt paid because he did the right thing and didnt run away.

2) (Tried to) beat up his mom and slut shame her for getting married twice

3) Looks up to his crack addicted bum-ass father and talks about how hes a better parent than his mom

4) made fun of a family member for her miscarriage

5) got a very late circumcision and had his mommy pull off the stitches around his peenor. Video evidence (that doesnt actually show him, but lets you hear him from behind the closed door to his bathroom) shows that he was wailing Mom! The devil is coming to take me!

6) Has a new girlfriend who is VERY obviously a beard, and who is also very obviously using him for whatever money he has (not a lot)

Anyway, he sees me walk in. I say hi to him and my other cousin (the barber), and then he walks out as soon as his haircut is done. Says bye to the barber and doesnt even acknowledge me.

Now, this wouldnt be important, except he bragged about how he dissed me to our other cousin. I was VERY quickly informed about that, so I just laughed. And I thought youd all laugh at my fool of a cousin as well.

Imagine getting a curcumcision at 20 and having your mommy pull your foreskin stitches off.
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PK_Spam
05/22/18 1:31:34 PM
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Nah, not salty at off.

If anything, it made my day a little better because of how funny the whole thing was.
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Zeus
05/22/18 1:31:35 PM
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America_Dude posted...
Imagine being this salty over not being acknowledged.


Kek.
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jramirez23
05/22/18 1:37:39 PM
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lol that was sort of funny
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Andromicus
05/22/18 4:37:25 PM
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She's a beard?
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TheCyborgNinja
05/22/18 4:42:16 PM
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I wouldn't want somebody like that to acknowledge me unless they left a note saying they killed themselves because of me disliking them or something (which I'd enjoy if I hated the person - based on the things you've said about him, this would apply).
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dragon504
05/22/18 4:43:27 PM
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Andromicus posted...
She's a beard?


I believe this refers to women from the isle of Lesbos.
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LeetCheet
05/22/18 4:52:17 PM
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That part about his mother removing the stitches though.
Isn't he anxious or embarressed about other people knowing that about him?
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SunWuKung420
05/22/18 4:59:07 PM
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Andromicus posted...
She's a beard?


TC thinks his cousin is closeted.
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