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YOUHAVENOHOPE
05/21/18 11:32:59 AM
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Peas ruin every fried rice they're present in.

When I'm eating a greasy plate of fried rice as it glistens under warm restaurant lights, my least favorite thing to encounter is a pea in my bite.

Peas have a completely different, chalky texture compared to the rest of fried rice. It's not soft and scent-y like onions, it doesn't have the sharp bite of green onion, the crisp of cabbage, etc. Why in the fucking world would you put this green pod of chalky bland into glorious fried rice

All it does it put a damper on all the ingredients around it

You shouldn't have more than 3 veggies in the fried rice anyway. What more do you need than onion, green onion, and maybe red pepper flakes (maybe garlic) + a meat in your fried rice

If you like peas in your fried rice don't even fuckin TALK to me
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FreshSushi
05/21/18 11:33:19 AM
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preach it my brother
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eston
05/21/18 11:35:28 AM
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I've always wondered how Chinese restaurants make their fried rice that weird yellow color. I've fried rice at home many times. It doesn't look like that
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awesome999
05/21/18 11:35:40 AM
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I like peas, raw AND in my fried rice and I'm taking to YOU, mister
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pinkgorilla
05/21/18 11:38:20 AM
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eston posted...
I've always wondered how Chinese restaurants make their fried rice that weird yellow color. I've fried rice at home many times. It doesn't look like that

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FreshSushi
05/21/18 11:39:34 AM
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eston posted...
I've always wondered how Chinese restaurants make their fried rice that weird yellow color. I've fried rice at home many times. It doesn't look like that


you've got to be chinese
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Slaya4
05/21/18 11:39:50 AM
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Damn so much truth. Dont forget the carrots too nobody should ever put peas and carrots in fried rice.
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SoundNetwork
05/21/18 11:59:56 AM
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Why the fuck is uncle Ben's yellow
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
05/21/18 12:08:27 PM
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awesome999 posted...
I like peas, raw AND in my fried rice and I'm taking to YOU, mister

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Slaya4 posted...
Damn so much truth. Dont forget the carrots too nobody should ever put peas and carrots in fried rice.

Yes, but carrots aren't as bad as peas in fried rice, especially if they're cooked well thru or just raw
Half cooked, still crunchy carrots are nasty
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
05/22/18 12:19:19 AM
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pinkgorilla posted...
eston posted...
I've always wondered how Chinese restaurants make their fried rice that weird yellow color. I've fried rice at home many times. It doesn't look like that

eggs

tbh i always mess up the eggs somehow

they never turn out how they do in restuarants
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bknight
05/22/18 12:24:24 AM
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I don't like eggs in my fried rice, get on my level.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
05/22/18 12:28:05 AM
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weekoldhotdog
05/22/18 12:32:32 AM
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Snow peas are chinese traditional vege. it's nohope who has shit taste buds and it shows when he makes a topic about refusing to eat his vegetables.

but keep acting like we should emulate someone as imperfect as the TC
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DocileOrangeCup
05/22/18 12:33:29 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
05/22/18 12:33:55 AM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
Snow peas are chinese traditional vege

traditional chinese food is bad
lmfao have you ever tried to eat real chinese food from china it's all steamed veggies n shit where's the meat

just because something is traditional doesn't mean it's good
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Squall28
05/22/18 12:34:34 AM
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Veggies in fried rice suck period.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
05/22/18 12:37:04 AM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
it shows when he makes a topic about refusing to eat his vegetables.

bro
it's fucking called fried RICE
not fried VEGGIES

the wrongest way to make chinese food is to drown the meat in vegetables like you're all so fucking used to eating your local mcwok
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weekoldhotdog
05/22/18 12:39:01 AM
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TC just proved my point. what a child!
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weekoldhotdog
05/22/18 12:40:09 AM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Imagine being proud of not liking the taste of certain foods because you need to make yourself feel better about missing out on something many people enjoy eating as a means of making up for the fact that your parents never loved you.


I know, right???
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
05/22/18 12:40:20 AM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
but keep acting like we should emulate someone as imperfect as the TC

i never claimed to be perfect but at least i don't go around acting all snobbish because i like to eat chalky balls of bland
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
05/22/18 12:41:16 AM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Imagine being proud of not liking the taste of certain foods because you need to make yourself feel better about missing out on something many people enjoy eating as a means of making up for the fact that your parents never loved you.

hey i never said you can't enjoy peas
they just logically don't belong in fried rice

if you disagree do me a favor and don't even fuckin TALK to me BRO
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weekoldhotdog
05/22/18 12:45:54 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
fenderbender321 posted...

they just logically don't belong in fried rice



neither does stubbles supposed to be on the ''women'' you date, but we don't fault you for it like you are with your ''pea agenda''.
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HylianFox
05/22/18 12:46:21 AM
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dammit now I really want some Chinese fried rice
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
05/22/18 12:47:00 AM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Peas not only belong in fried rice, they are the #1 most important ingredient. Rice Is #2.

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YOUHAVENOHOPE
05/22/18 12:47:34 AM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
neither does stubbles supposed to be on the ''women'' you date

what are you trying to say hmm
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HylianFox
05/22/18 12:48:10 AM
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and some sweet 'n sour chicken

and some beef 'n broccoli....
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weekoldhotdog
05/22/18 12:49:26 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
neither does stubbles supposed to be on the ''women'' you date

what are you trying to say hmm


I think I said it here.

weekoldhotdog posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
fenderbender321 posted...

they just logically don't belong in fried rice



neither does stubbles supposed to be on the ''women'' you date, but we don't fault you for it like you are with your ''pea agenda''.

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weekoldhotdog
05/22/18 12:51:48 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
neither does stubbles supposed to be on the ''women'' you date

what are you trying to say hmm


That hairy ''women'' are gross AF, but snow peas arn't?
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mattnd2007
05/22/18 12:53:25 AM
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Peas in there is fine. But I agree on the carrot. At least in my experience it's the little square pieces of carrot, shit is nasty. If I'm feeling picky I'll actually remove the carrot. Most of the time I'll just eat it, but I'd prefer if it just wasn't there.
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Butterfiles
05/22/18 1:13:38 AM
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*likes peas in fried rice*
*fucking talks to TC bro*
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TeaMilk
05/22/18 3:14:17 AM
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wtf kind of peas are you eating that are chalky
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kuwab0
05/22/18 3:18:03 AM
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If you don't like penis in your Chinese fried rice don't even f***in TALK to me BRO
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FF_Redux
05/22/18 3:18:44 AM
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Sounds like you are eating some super low quality shitty peas.
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Old NoiseTank
05/22/18 4:00:08 AM
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they're fine dude jfc chill.
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FvP
05/22/18 4:02:15 AM
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FreshSushi posted...
preach it my brother

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