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Drpooplol
05/21/18 11:06:51 AM
#1:


First we'll start with something big: to stop the clean water epidemic, require that all water be boiled 1 minute before consumption.

Feel free to contribute.
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Drpooplol
05/22/18 11:24:23 AM
#2:


Have you ever held a door open for someone you thought was close, but turns out they were far away and slow? Have you ever not held the door open for a stranger, just for them to give a snarky comment, as if you stabbed them in the back with disrespect? I know both of those things have happened to me!

Ban holding doors open for people not in your group.
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Giant_Aspirin
05/22/18 11:31:55 AM
#3:


Drpooplol posted...
Have you ever held a door open for someone you thought was close, but turns out they were far away and slow? Have you ever not held the door open for a stranger, just for them to give a snarky comment, as if you stabbed them in the back with disrespect? I know both of those things have happened to me!

Ban holding doors open for people not in your group.


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Drpooplol
05/22/18 11:35:22 AM
#4:


I should shave my head, convert to Judaism, and just start having people call me the next Larry David.
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Loghain
05/22/18 11:36:47 AM
#5:


How do you cure mania
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Giant_Aspirin
05/22/18 11:40:31 AM
#6:


Loghain posted...
How do you cure mania


medication works for the folks i know who deal with it
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Loghain
05/22/18 11:40:54 AM
#7:


Giant_Aspirin posted...
Loghain posted...
How do you cure mania


medication works for the folks i know who deal with it


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Muffinz0rz
05/22/18 11:43:08 AM
#8:


My A/C unit makes this little rattling sound once in a while and it pisses me off at night when I'm trying to sleep. How do I fix it?
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Loghain
05/22/18 11:44:50 AM
#9:


Muffinz0rz posted...
My A/C unit makes this little rattling sound once in a while and it pisses me off at night when I'm trying to sleep. How do I fix it?


buy a new one
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Drpooplol
05/22/18 11:48:14 AM
#10:


Loghain posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
My A/C unit makes this little rattling sound once in a while and it pisses me off at night when I'm trying to sleep. How do I fix it?


buy a new one

This, or remove the unit and get central air installed. Shits quiet as FUCK.
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Muffinz0rz
05/22/18 11:50:40 AM
#11:


Drpooplol posted...
Loghain posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
My A/C unit makes this little rattling sound once in a while and it pisses me off at night when I'm trying to sleep. How do I fix it?


buy a new one

This, or remove the unit and get central air installed. Shits quiet as FUCK.

I'm in an apartment, it's one of those in-wall things that's like cemented in. I actually really like the white noise aspect, it helps me sleep when every little sound from outside or a neighboring unit is enough to wake me up. But the little rattle is something new.
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Giant_Aspirin
05/22/18 12:01:36 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Drpooplol posted...
Loghain posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
My A/C unit makes this little rattling sound once in a while and it pisses me off at night when I'm trying to sleep. How do I fix it?


buy a new one

This, or remove the unit and get central air installed. Shits quiet as FUCK.

I'm in an apartment, it's one of those in-wall things that's like cemented in. I actually really like the white noise aspect, it helps me sleep when every little sound from outside or a neighboring unit is enough to wake me up. But the little rattle is something new.


have you tried smacking it a few times?
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Muffinz0rz
05/22/18 12:34:29 PM
#13:


Giant_Aspirin posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Drpooplol posted...
Loghain posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
My A/C unit makes this little rattling sound once in a while and it pisses me off at night when I'm trying to sleep. How do I fix it?


buy a new one

This, or remove the unit and get central air installed. Shits quiet as FUCK.

I'm in an apartment, it's one of those in-wall things that's like cemented in. I actually really like the white noise aspect, it helps me sleep when every little sound from outside or a neighboring unit is enough to wake me up. But the little rattle is something new.


have you tried smacking it a few times?

more than a few hahahah lmfao

it usually fixes it temporarily, but generally goes back to rattling within an hour or so. If i'm lucky though I'll have fallen asleep by then.
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Drpooplol
05/22/18 12:42:28 PM
#14:


Step 1: sign up for school at a technical college for HVAC
Step 2: after two weeks, try and get beers with your classmates
Step 3: become buddies with your classmates
Step 4: seeing as your new buddies are probably pretty handy people, ask them to take a look at your ac unit and see if there's anything about it.
Step 5: either quit technical college, or have a fulfilling and potentially lucrative career in HVAC.
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Muffinz0rz
05/22/18 12:47:55 PM
#15:


Drpooplol posted...
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But my job is already lucrative
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Drpooplol
05/22/18 12:51:44 PM
#16:


Then quit HVAC school once your AC unit is fixed
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DiegoSanchez206
05/22/18 12:55:32 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Drpooplol posted...
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But my job is already lucrative

Not enough if it cant be fixed.

Go with TCs idea.
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Muffinz0rz
05/22/18 12:57:08 PM
#18:


Drpooplol posted...
Then quit HVAC school once your AC unit is fixed

But then I'm literally pissing that money away if I'm not gonna finish the program

DiegoSanchez206 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Drpooplol posted...
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But my job is already lucrative

Not enough if it cant be fixed.

Go with TCs idea.

I never said it couldn't be fixed
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Drpooplol
05/22/18 12:58:32 PM
#19:


Muffin I solved your problem. Stop trying to make the world worse by coming up with more.
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Muffinz0rz
05/22/18 1:18:47 PM
#20:


Drpooplol posted...
Muffin I solved your problem. Stop trying to make the world worse by coming up with more.

Coming up with more? Where did I create more? I said I have one problem, and that is my A/C occasionally rattles.
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Scotty_Rogers
05/22/18 1:19:38 PM
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Can you solve why this is such a bad topic
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Drpooplol
05/22/18 1:51:36 PM
#22:


Yeah, because you're in it.
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Muffinz0rz
05/22/18 1:52:59 PM
#23:


Drpooplol posted...
Yeah, because you're in it.

you haven't solved my problem yet, stop solving other problems until you've solved the one you're working on
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Drpooplol
05/22/18 1:57:45 PM
#24:


Ok my bad. Get a scholarship to go to technical college, so then you don't have to waste your own money, you can wast other people's money!
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Muffinz0rz
05/22/18 2:04:54 PM
#25:


Drpooplol posted...
Ok my bad. Get a scholarship to go to technical college, so then you don't have to waste your own money, you can wast other people's money!

Wouldn't you violate the scholarship somehow if you up and decided to cancel, thus making yourself financially liable?
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Drpooplol
05/22/18 2:05:48 PM
#26:


That's not really how scholarships work, no.
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Muffinz0rz
05/22/18 2:17:13 PM
#27:


Drpooplol posted...
That's not really how scholarships work, no.

What are the criteria by which I can earn a scholarship?
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Drpooplol
05/22/18 2:31:00 PM
#28:


No, that's enough hand holding, I declare your problem solved.
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Muffinz0rz
05/22/18 2:37:11 PM
#29:


Drpooplol posted...
No, that's enough hand holding, I declare your problem solved.

...My A/C is still rattling though
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Drpooplol
05/22/18 2:39:49 PM
#30:


Yeah and it's still not illegal to hold doors open for people not in your group, this topic isn't about executing the solutions.

But actually please stop trolling
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Muffinz0rz
05/22/18 2:40:55 PM
#31:


Drpooplol posted...
But actually please stop trolling

TC: "ITT I solve problems"
TC: "Your problem is solved even though I didn't actually solve it yet"

And I'm the one trolling?
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Drpooplol
05/22/18 2:42:06 PM
#32:


Yes
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Muffinz0rz
05/22/18 2:45:15 PM
#33:


Drpooplol posted...
Yes

How, exactly?
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Drpooplol
05/23/18 11:24:32 AM
#34:


Ever eat a hotdog and feel like a loser? I know i haven't, because I eat Wisconsin brats instead! You can do the same!
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Muffinz0rz
05/24/18 12:38:29 PM
#35:


Muffinz0rz posted...
Drpooplol posted...
Yes

How, exactly?

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