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Kitt
05/17/18 8:56:19 PM
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Some guy got hurt somehow in the middle of public and they had him on a stretcher. He was sagging his pants really low too and I guess he was too hurt to pull it back up, because his pants and underwear were so low that a bit of his testicals and a some of his butt hole was visible to anyone walking by.

"Well then," I thought to myself as I casually strolled by the scene.
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Tappor
05/17/18 8:56:52 PM
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[Live Event]
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ZannoL
05/17/18 8:57:56 PM
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Did he have a nice pair?
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frozenshock
05/17/18 8:58:12 PM
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Testicles have been extinct since 1962.
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CoolBeansAvi
05/17/18 8:58:44 PM
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How did his butthole look
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eggcorn
05/17/18 9:00:05 PM
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Kitt posted...
"Well then," I thought to myself as I casually strolled by the scene.

best part
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Kitt
05/17/18 9:00:07 PM
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ZannoL posted...
Did he have a nice pair?

Meh.

CoolBeansAvi posted...
How did his butthole look

Tight.
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OpShaft
05/17/18 9:02:52 PM
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eggcorn posted...
Kitt posted...
"Well then," I thought to myself as I casually strolled by the scene.

best part


probably my reaction as well.
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Hexenherz
05/17/18 9:05:49 PM
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I was at a hotel sauna with a coworker and he had just a robe on and we went outside (it was a rooftop thing) and they had those big exercise balls and he sat down on it and started to rock back and forth but it had been raining so it slipped out from underneath and I definitely saw more than I ever wanted fml.
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quinntotheflinn
05/17/18 9:14:38 PM
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I'm honestly obsessed with balls. If a guy has super small balls, I won't even bother sleeping with him.

Dick size is less important to me.
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Kitt
05/17/18 9:15:02 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
I was at a hotel sauna with a coworker and he had just a robe on and we went outside (it was a rooftop thing) and they had those big exercise balls and he sat down on it and started to rock back and forth but it had been raining so it slipped out from underneath and I definitely saw more than I ever wanted fml.

Hot
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kingdrake2
05/17/18 9:19:24 PM
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his balls were never the same again.
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VTBM
05/17/18 9:28:42 PM
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Kitt
05/17/18 10:14:42 PM
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VTBM posted...
Was his butthole bleached?

Of course not.
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Ivynn
05/17/18 10:16:12 PM
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Kitt posted...
Some guy got hurt somehow in the middle of public and they had him on a stretcher. He was sagging his pants really low too and I guess he was too hurt to pull it back up, because his pants and underwear were so low that a bit of his testicals and a some of his butt hole was visible to anyone walking by.

"Well then," I thought to myself as I casually strolled by the scene.


I don't know why but I'm picturing you in rollerskates in this story.
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Eevee-Trainer
05/17/18 10:18:57 PM
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Did you give him a compliment?
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