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TheCyborgNinja 05/17/18 1:31:52 AM #1:	I saw somebody on the Fresh Prince credits with the last name "Raper", which is pretty awful. My wife also has people in her family with the surname "Butt". There was also a hyphenated one so bad that you'd think it was made up. When I was 13, my little cousin (who was sheltered and didn't get it) was telling this story about going over to the Harder-Dyck (pronounced "dick") family's house for supper. Their neighbors actually did that with those names. WTF?!?! Are they hilarious or just morons? --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:901481652] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>I saw somebody on the Fresh Prince credits with the last name "Raper", which is pretty awful. My wife also has people in her family with the surname "Butt". There was also a hyphenated one so bad that you'd think it was made up. When I was 13, my little cousin (who was sheltered and didn't get it) was telling this story about going over to the Harder-Dyck (pronounced "dick") family's house for supper. Their neighbors actually did that with those names. WTF?!?! Are they hilarious or just morons?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JxOxNxIxCxS 05/17/18 1:33:00 AM #2:	Ben Stiller in Meet The Parents --- https://imgur.com/vcAEBhO <cite>JxOxNxIxCxS posted [p:901481691] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>Ben Stiller in Meet The Parents</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chetmanly 05/17/18 1:33:08 AM #3:	There's a football player whose last name is coward --- Incel stands for involuntarily celibate, I believed the ancients called them creeps. ~Me <cite>chetmanly posted [p:901481698] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>There's a football player whose last name is coward</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 05/17/18 1:57:20 AM #4:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfS328h_7Og" data-time=" --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/TAaXq7d https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:901482382] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfS328h_7Og" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 05/17/18 2:03:41 AM #5:	there was a pitcher named Balfour --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:901482553] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>there was a pitcher named Balfour</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 05/17/18 2:04:08 AM #6:	Kuntz ^ I saw this one on a mailbox --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif <cite>HylianFox posted [p:901482566] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>Kuntz ^ I saw this one on a mailbox</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 05/17/18 2:06:11 AM #7:	I've seen Anus before. Apparently pronounced 'anoose' Just yesterday I saw a guy with Thanos as his last name. He must be having a blast right now. --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:901482619] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>I've seen Anus before. Apparently pronounced 'anoose' Just yesterday I saw a guy with Thanos as his last name. He must be having a blast right now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676 05/17/18 2:06:39 AM #8:	Sackrider. --- Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend <cite>Monolith1676 posted [p:901482632] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>Sackrider.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Butterfiles 05/17/18 2:11:44 AM #9:	buttram --- http://www.last.fm/user/PigBun 56k warning <cite>Butterfiles posted [p:901482772] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>buttram</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 05/17/18 2:32:31 AM #10:	Not as bad as some already posted, but I know a Schmuck. Once I had a student whose last name was Swastika. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08) <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:901483299] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>Not as bad as some already posted, but I know a Schmuck. Once I had a student whose last name was Swastika.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 05/17/18 2:34:07 AM #11:	Sariana21 posted... Once I had a student whose last name was Swastika. Swastikas would be fine if not for the fuckin' Nazis --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif <cite>HylianFox posted [p:901483327] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sariana21 posted...</cite> <quote>Once I had a student whose last name was Swastika.</quote> Swastikas would be fine if not for the fuckin' Nazis</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 05/17/18 2:34:12 AM #12:	Dickinson. --- You have the right to remain silent. anything you post will be misquoted, then be used against you. <cite>Ricemills posted [p:901483330] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>Dickinson.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anisoptera 05/17/18 2:35:06 AM #13:	Cummings Hiscock (King of the Hill) Wang --- I want to make music that gives people a warm and fuzzy, happy feeling inside. That's what the music I love does for me. <cite>Anisoptera posted [p:901483356] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>Cummings Hiscock (King of the Hill) Wang</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 05/17/18 2:36:28 AM #14:	Pornsawan Kantchapoo. Had a student with this name. I couldn't help but laugh out loud when I read it. Last name sounds exactly like it looks (Can't-cha-poo) --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:901483388] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>Pornsawan Kantchapoo. Had a student with this name. I couldn't help but laugh out loud when I read it. Last name sounds exactly like it looks (Can't-cha-poo)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 05/17/18 2:57:36 AM #15:	My friend knew an Indian woman named Dum Blonda --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:901483891] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>My friend knew an Indian woman named Dum Blonda</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthGravid 05/17/18 3:01:47 AM #16:	My basic training class in the Army had Cox, Fullwood, Gay, and Head. <cite>DarthGravid posted [p:901483996] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>My basic training class in the Army had Cox, Fullwood, Gay, and Head.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 05/17/18 3:10:34 AM #17:	Is Gaylord a surname? --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:901484205] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>Is Gaylord a surname?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfessorKukui 05/17/18 3:13:28 AM #18:	HylianFox posted... Kuntz https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz <cite>ProfessorKukui posted [p:901484270] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote><cite>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote>Kuntz</quote> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 05/17/18 3:27:57 AM #19:	Thompson posted... Is Gaylord a surname? Combine with post 4 for divorce your parents and legal name change. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:901484577] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote><cite>Thompson posted...</cite> <quote>Is Gaylord a surname?</quote> Combine with post 4 for divorce your parents and legal name change.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FaceThePain 05/17/18 3:29:08 AM #20:	My buddies last name is Rape. --- Who doesn't like a Canadian Muffin? <cite>FaceThePain posted [p:901484602] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>My buddies last name is Rape.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bob742omb 05/17/18 3:30:20 AM #21:	ProfessorKukui posted... HylianFox posted... Kuntz https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz lmao --- bob the buster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFNtqC0ETqo <cite>bob742omb posted [p:901484630] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote><cite>ProfessorKukui posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote>Kuntz</quote> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobra1010 05/17/18 3:32:19 AM #22:	Anisoptera posted... Cummings Hiscock (King of the Hill) Wang The chinese surname Wang is the mandarin pronunciation of Wong in cantonese. Its ironic since the Wong surname sounds the same as King in chinese. And we also have caucasians with King for surname. But the english language is too perverted. Theres just too many words for genitals in english. --- GG Riot - https://imgur.com/PinGPhR https://imgur.com/Hs8Y1vQ <cite>Cobra1010 posted [p:901484664] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote><cite>Anisoptera posted...</cite> <quote>Cummings Hiscock (King of the Hill) Wang</quote> The chinese surname Wang is the mandarin pronunciation of Wong in cantonese. Its ironic since the Wong surname sounds the same as King in chinese. And we also have caucasians with King for surname. But the english language is too perverted. Theres just too many words for genitals in english.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 05/17/18 3:33:13 AM #23:	(Mike) Hunt - had a geography teacher called that. --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:901484682] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>(Mike) Hunt - had a geography teacher called that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3khc 05/17/18 3:35:45 AM #24:	DocileOrangeCup posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfS328h_7Og" data-time=" This is not real --- ---- ----- <cite>3khc posted [p:901484735] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfS328h_7Og" data-time="</quote> This is not real</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 05/17/18 3:36:11 AM #25:	I know this is about worst but I was at the hospital a short while ago and one of the patients last names was Bonk. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:901484745] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>I know this is about worst but I was at the hospital a short while ago and one of the patients last names was Bonk.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 05/17/18 3:38:44 AM #26:	3khc posted... This is not real idk man his reaction seems exactly that of someone who gets told that multiple times a day lol. --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/TAaXq7d https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:901484804] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote><cite>3khc posted...</cite> <quote>This is not real </quote> idk man his reaction seems exactly that of someone who gets told that multiple times a day lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 05/17/18 3:55:10 AM #27:	Butterfiles posted... buttram Had a step grandfather with that last name. Pronounced buh tram more or less but even we saw the humor in the spelling. Worst ones I can think of from people I actually met is stoner and Humphrey which sounded a lot like hump free. My mom knew a really fat girl named Lisa acres so she got called acres of Lisa --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:901485126] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote><cite>Butterfiles posted...</cite> <quote>buttram</quote> Had a step grandfather with that last name. Pronounced buh tram more or less but even we saw the humor in the spelling. Worst ones I can think of from people I actually met is stoner and Humphrey which sounded a lot like hump free. My mom knew a really fat girl named Lisa acres so she got called acres of Lisa</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dr_Agon 05/17/18 4:02:57 AM #28:	I have a friend whose name is Mike Hunt. --- Don't fear the eyes of the Dark Lord. <cite>Dr_Agon posted [p:901485272] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>I have a friend whose name is Mike Hunt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkTransient 05/17/18 4:06:54 AM #29:	Wanker. --- http://www.facebook.com/loaocos/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAfJB3KYYDg <cite>DarkTransient posted [p:901485331] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>Wanker.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 05/17/18 4:08:41 AM #30:	Oh I forgot weiner. He swore it was pronounced whiner which is only marginally better --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:901485357] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>Oh I forgot weiner. He swore it was pronounced whiner which is only marginally better</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spiky_Peahorn 05/17/18 4:14:46 AM #31:	Im a postman, I see some crazy names. Ive seen Kok Ive seen a guy named Richard P. Annis --- It was clever for a guy who screams like Sindel from Mortal Kombat when he gets angry. - MICHALECOLE <cite>Spiky_Peahorn posted [p:901485456] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>Im a postman, I see some crazy names. Ive seen Kok Ive seen a guy named Richard P. Annis</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KainFourteh 05/17/18 4:36:43 AM #32:	Buttafuoco <cite>KainFourteh posted [p:901485821] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>Buttafuoco</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 05/17/18 4:48:16 AM #33:	Anyone who has the same first name as their surname but in a different format Thomas Thompson for instance Robert Robertson is one name I've seen in the section of a college textbook as one of the professors who proofread and blurbed it so that's unfortunate --- Pew pew! <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:901486008] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>Anyone who has the same first name as their surname but in a different format Thomas Thompson for instance Robert Robertson is one name I've seen in the section of a college textbook as one of the professors who proofread and blurbed it so that's unfortunate</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fuzzylittlbunny 05/17/18 4:53:47 AM #34:	I saw a lady who had 11 last names... And also this https://blazepress.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_500/MTI4OTk0MDE0ODI5MTQ2MDgy/27.webp --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! <cite>fuzzylittlbunny posted [p:901486101] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>I saw a lady who had 11 last names... And also this https://blazepress.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_500/MTI4OTk0MDE0ODI5MTQ2MDgy/27.webp</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GallisOTK 05/17/18 4:54:30 AM #35:	There is an actual person named Speed Weed. --- "WHAT THE HELL'S GOIN' ON OUT HERE!?" ~ Vince Lombardi https://imgur.com/fm6MRP4 <cite>GallisOTK posted [p:901486110] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>There is an actual person named Speed Weed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
omega cookie 05/17/18 5:03:27 AM #36:	My mother and uncles had a teacher in high school named Mr. Hedlika. Pronounced Head Lickah. Poor bastard. I've also met someone whose last name was Kum. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog FFBE: 885,063,087 - Orlandeau - 931 ATK <cite>omega cookie posted [p:901486260] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>My mother and uncles had a teacher in high school named Mr. Hedlika. Pronounced Head Lickah. Poor bastard. I've also met someone whose last name was Kum.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ECW_Originals12 05/17/18 5:27:31 AM #37:	I knew a 'Dick' and a 'Whore' <cite>ECW_Originals12 posted [p:901486681] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>I knew a 'Dick' and a 'Whore'</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SavenForever 05/17/18 5:28:01 AM #38:	I remember a friend telling me about a customer he had over the phone with the last name Ticklecock --- https://imgur.com/aFt7pKH <cite>SavenForever posted [p:901486688] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>I remember a friend telling me about a customer he had over the phone with the last name Ticklecock</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 05/17/18 12:03:49 PM #39:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BttXQJ_gDnc" data-time=" --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:901499454] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BttXQJ_gDnc" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 05/17/18 12:05:45 PM #40:	Mistere Man posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BttXQJ_gDnc" data-time=" oh yeah, he's a classic example --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif <cite>HylianFox posted [p:901499545] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BttXQJ_gDnc" data-time="</quote> oh yeah, he's a classic example</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
desperationR 05/17/18 12:06:11 PM #41:	https://www.houseofnames.com/littleboy-family-crest <cite>desperationR posted [p:901499565] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>https://www.houseofnames.com/littleboy-family-crest</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueJester007 05/17/18 12:06:53 PM #42:	Sum Ting Wong Wi Tu Lo Ho Lee Fuck Bang Ding Ow --- Donald Trump is under your bed. <cite>BlueJester007 posted [p:901499608] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>Sum Ting Wong Wi Tu Lo Ho Lee Fuck Bang Ding Ow</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 05/17/18 12:07:25 PM #44:	my surname is Fox, but traditionally it could also be spelled "Fuchs" --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif <cite>HylianFox posted [p:901499648] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>my surname is Fox, but traditionally it could also be spelled "Fuchs"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 05/17/18 5:15:29 PM #45:	I also forgot about hamberger. German last name from the hamburg area of Germany. My grandfather's last name and it was unfortunate for him because quite often when ordering a pizza or something they would assume it was a prank call or fuck up his order thinking he wanted a hamburger pizza --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:901517759] in Most unfor... [t:76614822]...</cite> <quote>I also forgot about hamberger. German last name from the hamburg area of Germany. My grandfather's last name and it was unfortunate for him because quite often when ordering a pizza or something they would assume it was a prank call or fuck up his order thinking he wanted a hamburger pizza</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Most unfortunate REAL surnames?