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mrduckbear
05/15/18 8:16:52 PM
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Would you kick some ass if someone did this to you? - Results (22 votes)
Yes...i would
86.36% (19 votes)
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No..i'd get over it but i'd definitely want something to happen to them
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I'd actually laugh it off and take the joke
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4 former Connecticut High School students have admitted to giving their classmates SEMEN mixed into cupcakes that they gave to peers last year and have now been charged!!

2 guys used their semen to give to 2 girls to bake cucpakes and mixed it in with them to give to their fellow graduating classmatse and are now charged with 4th degree sexual assault ad second degree breach of peace that happened at Gilbert School.

They baked 24 of these cakes and handed them out to seniors before classes and turned themselves in after warrants were out for their arrest

A photo of one of these tainted cupcakes was posted online as police said the cupcakes were not "toxic" as no one fell ill but some students cried uncontrollably after finding out that these tasty cakes were nasty cakes!!

That included now 18 y/o Lena Teixeria who ate one of these gross cakes who cried uncontrollably after hearing the news and said "We all thought it was just a nice gestures...i feel violated. I almost feel like they took something away from me and i don't know what i did for them to have done that. We don't undersand why they had to do something like this. There were 2 weeks until graduation."

One girl who ate one and didn't want to be named said she wanted to KILL the teens who did this to her as she was overcome with emotion upon the news..

It was made for the class of 2017 with the 17 written on top of it and a cake was taken to testing to a lab after one student who ate it said it did not taste right

Principal Alan Strauss said if these allegations are true then they condemn this behaviour and will take appropriate action to protect their students as they are warning kids not to accept food from people they don't know after this incident

Would you kick this ass if this happened to you?

The Tainted Cake! -

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/05/14/23/4C3E4B1E00000578-5728511-image-a-9_1526336693238.jpg

Lena - Violated Teen

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/05/14/23/4C3E4AF800000578-5728511-image-a-10_1526336759406.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/05/14/23/4C3E4B0400000578-5728511-image-a-13_1526337148302.jpg

School -

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/05/14/23/4C3E4AED00000578-5728511-image-a-12_1526336773366.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/05/14/23/4C3E4AE100000578-5728511-image-a-14_1526337247389.jpg
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lww99
05/15/18 8:18:36 PM
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JTilly
05/15/18 8:20:05 PM
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Evil little fuckers
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tremain07
05/15/18 8:20:14 PM
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If this happened to me and I knew who did it I'd already have my hands on their face.
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DirkDiggles
05/15/18 8:22:47 PM
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DracoSpire
05/15/18 8:52:01 PM
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To be honest, I've tasted my own jizz before. It actually didn't really have much of a taste, although it did sting a bit in my throat.

Still, this is just f***ing disgusting.
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05/15/18 8:55:43 PM
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ChopinList
05/15/18 8:55:45 PM
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So how did they find out? Did a girl go this tastes like semen let's get it tested. Or the kids admitted to it?
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ssj-kenobi
05/15/18 9:00:15 PM
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how did people find out?

.....asking for a friend he he
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LiqiudusSnake
05/15/18 9:01:44 PM
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ChopinList posted...
So how did they find out? Did a girl go this tastes like semen let's get it tested. Or the kids admitted to it?

ssj-kenobi posted...
how did people find out?

.....asking for a friend he he


mrduckbear posted...
It was made for the class of 2017 with the 17 written on top of it and a cake was taken to testing to a lab after one student who ate it said it did not taste right

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Kajagogo
05/15/18 9:03:33 PM
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lww99 posted...
Sexual assault.


Exactly. Put them on the registry.
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catboy0_0
05/15/18 9:03:49 PM
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LiqiudusSnake posted...
ChopinList posted...
Did a girl go this tastes like semen let's get it tested. Or the kids admitted to it?


mrduckbear posted...
It was made for the class of 2017 with the 17 written on top of it and a cake was taken to testing to a lab after one student who ate it said it did not taste right


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Blue_Inigo
05/15/18 9:07:30 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9UqEU1C4fA" data-time="



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XxKrazyChaosxX
05/15/18 9:08:16 PM
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Scientist: Yeah, there's jizz in these cupcakes.....
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CanuckCowboy
05/15/18 9:09:59 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
LiqiudusSnake posted...
ChopinList posted...
Did a girl go this tastes like semen let's get it tested. Or the kids admitted to it?


mrduckbear posted...
It was made for the class of 2017 with the 17 written on top of it and a cake was taken to testing to a lab after one student who ate it said it did not taste right




Wonder how long it took before they ran a test for semen? You'd think like acid or something would be the first thing they looked for.
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Ben_Ruggiero
05/15/18 9:14:55 PM
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Poor Leena fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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HylianFox
05/15/18 9:16:03 PM
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Gross, but ultimately harmless unless they'e diseased or something
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hollow_shrine
05/15/18 9:19:43 PM
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Can't you get jail time for this? I was never this dumb as a teenager.
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kingdrake2
05/15/18 9:24:01 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Gross, but ultimately harmless unless they'e diseased or something


it's going to have lasting mental effects :(.
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OwlRammer
05/15/18 9:24:34 PM
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G-Ziss
05/15/18 9:28:20 PM
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Fam_Fam
05/15/18 9:29:23 PM
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thats disgusting af
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Konflikt
05/15/18 9:30:04 PM
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Why the hell would you post this? What the hell is wrong with you
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legendarylemur
05/15/18 9:31:05 PM
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Pretty obvious somebody snitched. If it tastes funky, you don't just get it to a lab for testing, you chalk it up to 4 high school guys being garbage at baking
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kingdrake2
05/15/18 9:32:01 PM
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Konflikt posted...
Why the hell would you post this? What the hell is wrong with you


please leave mr. duckbear alone he's better than you.
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catboy0_0
05/15/18 9:32:59 PM
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duckbear is like 15% of the reason I come to CE
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ChainedRedone
05/15/18 9:33:03 PM
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Good job TC. You put a picture of a weird looking dude in place of Lena.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/15/18 9:35:07 PM
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"Taint"ed cake fucking duckbear you are truly a master wordsmith. Also I live near CT. If I found out this happened and I had eaten it, I would probably be all "wtf I remember those cupcakes and they tasted normal. I mean they didn't taste like semen necessarily but I dnt know for sure because I don't know what semen tastes like."

Wtf "I feel violated" okay why? Do you have AIDS now? Probably not so who cares?
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CanuckCowboy
05/15/18 9:40:04 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
"Taint"ed cake fucking duckbear you are truly a master wordsmith. Also I live near CT. If I found out this happened and I had eaten it, I would probably be all "wtf I remember those cupcakes and they tasted normal. I mean they didn't taste like semen necessarily but I dnt know for sure because I don't know what semen tastes like."

Wtf "I feel violated" okay why? Do you have AIDS now? Probably not so who cares?


This post is dumb.
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Esrac
05/15/18 9:40:52 PM
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That's fucked up. But kinda funny.

Fun fact, my wife's best friend was once really pissed about her ex cheating on her. My suggestion for her to get back was to give head to all his guy friends just to collect the semen and mix it into cookie dough or something and give them to him. She didn't and forgave him enough to stay for a few more months. After they broke up, she said she wished she'd followed my suggestion.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/15/18 9:41:44 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
"Taint"ed cake fucking duckbear you are truly a master wordsmith. Also I live near CT. If I found out this happened and I had eaten it, I would probably be all "wtf I remember those cupcakes and they tasted normal. I mean they didn't taste like semen necessarily but I dnt know for sure because I don't know what semen tastes like."

Wtf "I feel violated" okay why? Do you have AIDS now? Probably not so who cares?


This post is dumb.


Yeah she said that and I didn't believe her tbh dude
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Howl
05/15/18 9:45:46 PM
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I really don't understand how that charge of sexual assault would apply to this legally.
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NeonOctopus
05/15/18 9:47:47 PM
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DracoSpire posted...
To be honest, I've tasted my own jizz before. It actually didn't really have much of a taste, although it did sting a bit in my throat.

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Amatsukaze
05/15/18 9:50:52 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
LiqiudusSnake posted...
ChopinList posted...
Did a girl go this tastes like semen let's get it tested. Or the kids admitted to it?


mrduckbear posted...
It was made for the class of 2017 with the 17 written on top of it and a cake was taken to testing to a lab after one student who ate it said it did not taste right




Someone's had them before.
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DracoSpire
05/15/18 9:50:59 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
DracoSpire posted...
To be honest, I've tasted my own jizz before. It actually didn't really have much of a taste, although it did sting a bit in my throat.

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Orthopox12
05/15/18 9:51:39 PM
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I remember seeing a video once of a guy using a syringe of his cum ro inject into his female co workers drinks.
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CanuckCowboy
05/15/18 9:55:37 PM
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Esrac posted...
That's fucked up. But kinda funny.

Fun fact, my wife's best friend was once really pissed about her ex cheating on her. My suggestion for her to get back was to give head to all his guy friends just to collect the semen and mix it into cookie dough or something and give them to him. She didn't and forgave him enough to stay for a few more months. After they broke up, she said she wished she'd followed my suggestion.


Jesus fuck.
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Blue_Inigo
05/15/18 9:57:51 PM
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Howl posted...
I really don't understand how that charge of sexual assault would apply to this legally.

Feeding ppl deed seed is fucking sexual assault
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Konflikt
05/15/18 10:13:04 PM
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@kingdrake2 posted...
Konflikt posted...
Why the hell would you post this? What the hell is wrong with you


please leave mr. duckbear alone he's better than you.


Hush fool
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-Bungle-
05/15/18 10:15:56 PM
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People still play wet the cracker?
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CanuckCowboy
05/15/18 10:16:35 PM
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-Bungle- posted...
People still play wet the cracker?


Well a version was refd in big mouth anyways.

Assuming I know what yer on about and while I grew up knowing it as filthy cracker I also don't think anyone played it ever.
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Howl
05/15/18 10:18:09 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Howl posted...
I really don't understand how that charge of sexual assault would apply to this legally.

Feeding ppl deed seed is fucking sexual assault


It literally isn't according to this. Which directly applies to that jurisdiction...

https://law.justia.com/codes/connecticut/2005/title53a/sec53a-73a.html

Sec. 53a-73a. Sexual assault in the fourth degree: Class A misdemeanor or class D felony. (a) A person is guilty of sexual assault in the fourth degree when: (1) Such person intentionally subjects another person to sexual contact who is (A) under fifteen years of age, or (B) mentally defective or mentally incapacitated to the extent that such other person is unable to consent to such sexual contact, or (C) physically helpless, or (D) less than eighteen years old and the actor is such other person's guardian or otherwise responsible for the general supervision of such other person's welfare, or (E) in custody of law or detained in a hospital or other institution and the actor has supervisory or disciplinary authority over such other person; or (2) such person subjects another person to sexual contact without such other person's consent; or (3) such person engages in sexual contact with an animal or dead body; or (4) such person is a psychotherapist and subjects another person to sexual contact who is (A) a patient of the actor and the sexual contact occurs during the psychotherapy session, or (B) a patient or former patient of the actor and such patient or former patient is emotionally dependent upon the actor, or (C) a patient or former patient of the actor and the sexual contact occurs by means of therapeutic deception; or (5) such person subjects another person to sexual contact and accomplishes the sexual contact by means of false representation that the sexual contact is for a bona fide medical purpose by a health care professional; or (6) such person is a school employee and subjects another person to sexual contact who is a student enrolled in a school in which the actor works or a school under the jurisdiction of the local or regional board of education which employs the actor; or (7) such person is a coach in an athletic activity or a person who provides intensive, ongoing instruction and subjects another person to sexual contact who is a recipient of coaching or instruction from the actor and (A) is a secondary school student and receives such coaching or instruction in a secondary school setting, or (B) is under eighteen years of age; or (8) such person subjects another person to sexual contact and (A) the actor is twenty years of age or older and stands in a position of power, authority or supervision over such other person by virtue of the actor's professional, legal, occupational or volunteer status and such other person's participation in a program or activity, and (B) such other person is under eighteen years of age.

(b) Sexual assault in the fourth degree is a class A misdemeanor or, if the victim of the offense is under sixteen years of age, a class D felony.

No way that charge will hold. Semen isn't even mentioned anywhere in that law.
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NurseRedHeart
05/15/18 10:20:28 PM
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That's funny but pretty mean lol
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Aloner
05/15/18 10:23:40 PM
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I don't eat anything that doesn't come in a box. Can't trust people nowadays.
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UltraDeku
05/15/18 10:49:06 PM
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@Aloner posted...
I don't eat anything that doesn't come in a box. Can't trust people nowadays.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/ed/f9/3dedf929fe0308a0f15b87d0bf4979b2.jpg
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catboy0_0
05/15/18 10:51:32 PM
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UltraDeku posted...
@Aloner posted...
I don't eat anything that doesn't come in a box. Can't trust people nowadays.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/ed/f9/3dedf929fe0308a0f15b87d0bf4979b2.jpg

lol
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voldothegr8
05/15/18 10:53:53 PM
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UltraDeku posted...
@Aloner posted...
I don't eat anything that doesn't come in a box. Can't trust people nowadays.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/ed/f9/3dedf929fe0308a0f15b87d0bf4979b2.jpg

There was also a video awhile back of a guy pissing into cereal going down an assembly line.
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UltraDeku
05/15/18 10:54:24 PM
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@voldothegr8 posted...
UltraDeku posted...
@Aloner posted...
I don't eat anything that doesn't come in a box. Can't trust people nowadays.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/ed/f9/3dedf929fe0308a0f15b87d0bf4979b2.jpg

There was also a video awhile back of a guy pissing into cereal going down an assembly line.

Which brand?
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Fossil
05/15/18 10:55:32 PM
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iPhone_7 posted...
mrduckbear posted...
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Kanaya413
05/15/18 10:59:11 PM
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NurseRedHeart posted...
That's funny but pretty mean lol

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