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GhettoFlip
05/15/18 2:56:03 AM
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"A legion of horribles, hundreds in number, half naked or clad in costumes attic or biblical or wardrobed out of a fevered dream with the skins of animals and silk finery and pieces of uniform still tracked with the blood of prior owners, coats of slain dragoons, frogged and braided cavalry jackets, one in a stovepipe hat and one with an umbrella and one in white stockings and a bloodstained wedding veil and some in headgear or cranefeathers or rawhide helmets that bore the horns of bull or buffalo and one in a pigeontailed coat worn backwards and otherwise naked and one in the armor of a Spanish conquistador, the breastplate and pauldrons deeply dented with old blows of mace or sabre done in another country by men whose very bones were dust and many with their braids spliced up with the hair of other beasts until they trailed upon the ground and their horses' ears and tails worked with bits of brightly colored cloth and one whose horse's whole head was painted crimson red and all the horsemen's faces gaudy and grotesque with daubings like a company of mounted clowns, death hilarious, all howling in a barbarous tongue and riding down upon them like a horde from a hell more horrible yet than the brimstone land of Christian reckoning, screeching and yammering and clothed in smoke like those vaporous beings in regions beyond right knowing where the eye wanders and the lip jerks and drools."


The whole book is a masterpiece.
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LightningAce11
05/15/18 2:57:22 AM
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Wtf is even being said there? What book is this?
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boxington
05/15/18 2:58:06 AM
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is that Shakespeare
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SF_Okami
05/15/18 3:03:02 AM
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"Who do you think you are, I am!"
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I_Stay_Noided
05/15/18 3:06:14 AM
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SF_Okami posted...
"Who do you think you are, I am!"

Pete Weber is a goddamn hero
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SF_Okami
05/15/18 3:07:54 AM
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I_Stay_Noided posted...
SF_Okami posted...
"Who do you think you are, I am!"

Pete Weber is a goddamn hero

Now that is a man who needs to write a book.
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Irony
05/15/18 3:09:46 AM
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What you, egg?
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Howl
05/15/18 3:11:45 AM
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That was a very long run-on sentence.
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SF_Okami
05/15/18 3:13:26 AM
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"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
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Eevee-Trainer
05/15/18 3:15:53 AM
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@_Goggalor_
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hyperpsycho
05/15/18 3:15:59 AM
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Beautiful!
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GhettoFlip
05/15/18 3:20:43 AM
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Howl posted...
That was a very long run-on sentence.


That wasn't very long compared to many others. There are sentences that go on for pages.
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Howl
05/15/18 3:21:15 AM
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GhettoFlip posted...
Howl posted...
That was a very long run-on sentence.


That wasn't very long compared to many others. There are sentences that go on for pages.


Wth? Why?
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chill02
05/15/18 3:23:13 AM
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is this even fucking English
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JE19426
05/15/18 3:23:25 AM
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GhettoFlip posted...
The whole book is a masterpiece.


I very much doubt that.
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PMarth2002
05/15/18 3:24:42 AM
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The length of the sentence bugs me, but I have to admit its a pretty striking image. There's a lot of really interesting details in it.
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eggcorn
05/15/18 12:08:05 PM
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Great imagery. Cormac McCarthy is a treasure.
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Alkaloid
05/15/18 12:23:19 PM
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I think if you can't read a sentence out loud in one breath that it has overstayed its welcome

That was exhausting to read, and I had to read it twice to find the verb
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_Goggalor_
05/15/18 12:24:58 PM
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Better than Sanderson.
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DyingPancake
05/15/18 12:27:49 PM
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Eevee-Trainer posted...
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Is this an excerpt from his book?
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_Goggalor_
05/15/18 12:28:30 PM
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DyingPancake posted...
Eevee-Trainer posted...
@_Goggalor_


Is this an excerpt from his book?


No.
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kirbymuncher
05/15/18 12:31:06 PM
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I can see why people would think this is good but I think this is awful
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Poiuyt
05/15/18 12:40:17 PM
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Somehow I knew this was gonna be about Cormac McCarthy before opening the topic, and I've never read a single book of his.
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TheOnionKnight
05/15/18 12:43:13 PM
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Blood Meridian is great.
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JE19426
05/15/18 1:19:25 PM
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_Goggalor_ posted...
Better than Sanderson.


Lmao.
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AvantgardeAClue
05/15/18 1:20:23 PM
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kirbymuncher posted...
I can see why people would think this is good but I think this is awful

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GhettoFlip
05/15/18 1:27:39 PM
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JE19426 posted...
_Goggalor_ posted...
Better than Sanderson.


Lmao.


He's right.
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JE19426
05/15/18 1:29:33 PM
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GhettoFlip posted...
He's right.


Wrong. Sanderson's prose isn't good, but it's still better than the example in the opening post.
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_Goggalor_
05/15/18 1:33:43 PM
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GhettoFlip posted...
JE19426 posted...
_Goggalor_ posted...
Better than Sanderson.


Lmao.


He's right.


Whoa, let's not get crazy. Sanderson has the best prose out there.
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krazychao5
05/15/18 1:34:03 PM
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JE19426
05/15/18 1:37:30 PM
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_Goggalor_ posted...
Whoa, let's not get crazy. Sanderson has the best prose out there.


That's one of the most ridiculous 180 turns I've seen. First you argue that Sanderson's prose is awful, now you ague it's the best out there.
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eggcorn
05/15/18 3:32:55 PM
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Sanderson is a master of cringe.
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JE19426
05/15/18 3:39:19 PM
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eggcorn posted...
Sanderson is a master of cringe.


Nonsense, if he was a master of cringe, he wouldn't make people do it so often.
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_Goggalor_
05/15/18 4:59:25 PM
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eggcorn posted...
Sanderson is a master of cringe.


He's famous though. That automatically makes him good.
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JE19426
05/15/18 5:12:05 PM
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_Goggalor_ posted...
He's famous though. That automatically makes him good.


Bullshit. Nobody's claimed he's good because he's famous, that a blatant strawman.
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GhettoFlip
05/15/18 10:35:01 PM
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JE19426 posted...
GhettoFlip posted...
He's right.


Wrong. Sanderson's prose isn't good, but it's still better than the example in the opening post.


Lol. That book is considered one of the greatest of the 20th century, and its use of language is a significant reason why
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TES_Nut
05/15/18 10:37:58 PM
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Thats enough exposition to make Robert Jordan blush
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domranguay
05/15/18 10:53:44 PM
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eggcorn
05/15/18 11:15:18 PM
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TES_Nut posted...
Thats enough exposition to make Robert Jordan blush

lol that's why I quit reading the wheel of time series. Only so many pages of descriptions of dress brocading I could handle.
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JE19426
05/16/18 3:05:50 AM
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GhettoFlip posted...
Lol. That book is considered one of the greatest of the 20th century, and its use of language is a significant reason why


The book as a whole may have amazing prose, but the example givining in the OP most certainly is not. It uses "and" 24 times in a single sentence. That is absolutely pathetic.
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GhettoFlip
05/16/18 3:24:21 AM
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JE19426 posted...
GhettoFlip posted...
Lol. That book is considered one of the greatest of the 20th century, and its use of language is a significant reason why


The book as a whole may have amazing prose, but the example givining in the OP most certainly is not. It uses "and" 24 times in a single sentence. That is absolutely pathetic.


That's actually one of the more memorable passages in the book and one of the most often cited.
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JE19426
05/16/18 3:28:47 AM
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GhettoFlip posted...
That's actually one of the more memorable passages in the book


That's hardly surprising giving how bad it is.

and one of the most often cited.


As what? How bad prose can be?
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shnangyboos
05/16/18 3:31:42 AM
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I actually thought that was just something made up to fuck with that literature guy people have been all over.
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Hicks233
05/16/18 3:46:33 AM
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Fuck me, that was painful to read.
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GhettoFlip
05/16/18 3:54:36 AM
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JE19426 posted...
GhettoFlip posted...
That's actually one of the more memorable passages in the book


That's hardly surprising giving how bad it is.

and one of the most often cited.


As what? How bad prose can be?


No. Of how the writing in the book reaches the sublime. He's regarded as one of the greatest writers of prose in American history and this novel in particular is considered one of the most beautifully written of or any era.
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toyota
05/16/18 3:58:15 AM
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this is why the fantasy genre is such a joke. People write needlessly long ass shit for no good reason just for the sake of it to be considered a "fantasy epic" when in reality its just convoluted anime tier trash
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boxington
05/16/18 4:12:08 AM
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^ it's not fantasy, it's a western.

as said before, it's from Blood Meridian
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JE19426
05/16/18 4:14:55 AM
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GhettoFlip posted...
Of how the writing in the book reaches the sublime.


Sublime clearly has a different where you live, than it does where I live, if the piece of crap in the OP is sublime to you.

He's regarded as one of the greatest writers of prose in American history and this novel in particular is considered one of the most beautifully written of or any era.


I'm not sure what any of that has to do with any of my statements. Even the greatest authors and stories can have a few duds.
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GhettoFlip
05/16/18 4:19:03 AM
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JE19426 posted...
GhettoFlip posted...
Of how the writing in the book reaches the sublime.


Sublime clearly has a different where you live, than it does where I live, if the piece of crap in the OP is sublime to you.

He's regarded as one of the greatest writers of prose in American history and this novel in particular is considered one of the most beautifully written of or any era.


I'm not sure what any of that has to do with any of my statements. Even the greatest authors and stories can have a few duds.


What are you talking about? What dud? This is the greatest author and this is his greatest work.
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JE19426
05/16/18 4:19:56 AM
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GhettoFlip posted...
What are you talking about? What dud?


The sentence in the OP. Are you dumb, or just pretending to be?
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