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Customer: How much are your slushies?
Me: Depends which size you get. The sign on your right has them all listed.
Customer: *stares at fountain drink dispenser*
Me: To your right, ma'am.
Customer: *turns left and stares at the slushie machine*
Me: Other way.
Customer: *looks back at the fountain drinks, then starts walking to the left away from it*
Me: Ma'am, the sign is to your right. Right next to the fountain drinks.
Customer: *stares at the fountain drinks again*
Me: ....just up and to the right.
Customer: Whatever, this is ridiculous. I don't care about it that much. *walks out*
Me: .............................................................dafuq?

And then I noticed she pulled out and went past the sensor for the intersection and sat there for about 5 minutes waiting for the light to change. Only reason she ever actually got through the intersection was because another car eventually pulled up. >_<

I swear, some people really shouldn't be allowed out of the house unsupervised.
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Aristoph posted...

And then I noticed she pulled out and went past the sensor for the intersection and sat there for about 5 minutes waiting for the light to change.

well, tbf, you watch that intersection from your store, so you have been able to observe where the sensor is

The woman was later destroyed
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Slushie prices go on the left bruh
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catboy0_0 posted...

Aristoph posted...

And then I noticed she pulled out and went past the sensor for the intersection and sat there for about 5 minutes waiting for the light to change.

well, tbf, you watch that intersection from your store, so you have been able to observe where the sensor is

That's what those big white lines on the road are for. If you can't tell where the sensor is when driving, you shouldn't have a license.
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Aristoph posted...

That's what those big white lines on the road are for.

oh really? we don't have those here. good to know

catboy0_0 posted...

Aristoph posted...

That's what those big white lines on the road are for.

oh really? we don't have those here. good to know

unless you mean the crosswalk of course...

Also if its 4am there, I can only imagine the drugs in a persons body who is looking for a slushie at 4am. Sounds like xanax behavior tho.
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catboy0_0 posted...

oh really? we don't have those here. good to know

O_o

No, not the crosswalk. Like the lines labeled #2 on here:
https://imgur.com/lmqKJbw

They indicate where cars should stop at an intersection. The sensors are placed there.
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oh hmm. never really thought about it. I just never pass the solid lines until it's my turn. but now I have a hilarious image in my head of the customer thank you

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Also if its 4am there, I can only imagine the drugs in a persons body who is looking for a slushie at 4am. Sounds like xanax behavior tho.

I think she's a caregiver at a local retirement home. She was wearing the dark green scrubs most of the ladies that work there have. Which, frankly, is even more scary. Woman doesn't even know what "to your right" means but she's responsible for caring for the sick and elderly....
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That's not as bad as a homeless, smelly, regular customer that buys a ton of shit and likes to talk.

8-bit_Biceps posted...

That's not as bad as a homeless, smelly, regular customer that buys a ton of shit and likes to talk.

No, but I've got a couple of those too.
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Aristoph posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Also if its 4am there, I can only imagine the drugs in a persons body who is looking for a slushie at 4am. Sounds like xanax behavior tho.

I think she's a caregiver at a local retirement home. She was wearing the dark green scrubs most of the ladies that work there have. Which, frankly, is even more scary. Woman doesn't even know what "to your right" means but she's responsible for caring for the sick and elderly....

So what you're saying is she probably has easy access to pills and I nailed it?
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Aristoph posted...

catboy0_0 posted...

oh really? we don't have those here. good to know

O_o

No, not the crosswalk. Like the lines labeled #2 on here:
https://imgur.com/lmqKJbw

They indicate where cars should stop at an intersection. The sensors are placed there.

Your sensors arent activated when a vehicle drives on/pass them? That sucks. Sensors where I live are activated as soon as they sense a vehicle.
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