Poll of the Day > So APPARENTLY the crotch ripped on my shorts while I biked to the park

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Mead
05/10/18 10:11:24 PM
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I was there for hours, there were other people there. I hope they didnt see my dick. I had boxers on so Im pretty sure nothing could have actually flopped out but it was still a very embarrassing realization. Finally noticed when I sat down on a bench and glanced down.

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Red_Frog
05/10/18 10:12:26 PM
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You didn't notice the whistling?
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ReggieTheReckless
05/10/18 10:12:48 PM
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i don't know what that link is, but it isn't working for me
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Red_Frog
05/10/18 10:13:59 PM
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ReggieTheReckless posted...
i don't know what that link is, but it isn't working for me

It's a spy photo of Mead's new wind tunnel.
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TheCyborgNinja
05/10/18 10:14:20 PM
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ReggieTheReckless posted...
i don't know what that link is, but it isn't working for me

imgur tried to fart but poo came out. it's having a day.
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Mead
05/10/18 10:32:24 PM
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ReggieTheReckless posted...
i don't know what that link is, but it isn't working for me


My groin!
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LinkPizza
05/10/18 11:42:07 PM
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You could've got arrested with a hole that big.
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Mead
05/10/18 11:44:32 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
You could've got arrested with a hole that big.


That park was next to a school too. It would have been very bad for me
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wwinterj25
05/11/18 12:36:12 AM
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Mead posted...
I hope they didnt see my dick. I had boxers on so Im pretty sure nothing could have actually flopped out


Yes you would think that boxers would cover your junk.
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LinkPizza
05/11/18 1:53:06 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Mead posted...
I hope they didnt see my dick. I had boxers on so Im pretty sure nothing could have actually flopped out


Yes you would think that boxers would cover your junk.

I was at my friend's house once. And he was in his boxers. And I don't know how, but at one point, one of his balls feelmojtnof his boxers. I told him it all was out. He thought I was messing with him until he looked down...
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wolfy42
05/11/18 1:54:58 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
Mead posted...
I hope they didnt see my dick. I had boxers on so Im pretty sure nothing could have actually flopped out


Yes you would think that boxers would cover your junk.

I was at my friend's house once. And he was in his boxers. And I don't know how, but at one point, one of his balls feelmojtnof his boxers. I told him it all was out. He thought I was messing with him until he looked down...


Perfect opportunity to change Tom Petty's "Free Fallin" into "Free ballin".....wasted.
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wwinterj25
05/11/18 2:33:33 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
I was at my friend's house once. And he was in his boxers. And I don't know how, but at one point, one of his balls feelmojtnof his boxers. I told him it all was out. He thought I was messing with him until he looked down...


Probably should have on longer boxers. Less chance of anything trying to escape.
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LinkPizza
05/11/18 2:36:20 AM
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wolfy42 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
Mead posted...
I hope they didnt see my dick. I had boxers on so Im pretty sure nothing could have actually flopped out


Yes you would think that boxers would cover your junk.

I was at my friend's house once. And he was in his boxers. And I don't know how, but at one point, one of his balls feelmojtnof his boxers. I told him it all was out. He thought I was messing with him until he looked down...


Perfect opportunity to change Tom Petty's "Free Fallin" into "Free ballin".....wasted.

Haha. I guess so...

wwinterj25 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
I was at my friend's house once. And he was in his boxers. And I don't know how, but at one point, one of his balls feelmojtnof his boxers. I told him it all was out. He thought I was messing with him until he looked down...


Probably should have on longer boxers. Less chance of anything trying to escape.

I think it was just the way he was sitting. One leg was like hanging off the bed and the other was kinda folded up. And I think sinc ehe was sitting like that, the boxers just kinda pulled up. I mean, I have been around him in his boxers before and after this incident. And it didn't happen other than that time. Haha.
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magemaximus
05/11/18 2:53:36 AM
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i wear boxer briefs
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ClarkDuke
05/11/18 4:41:15 AM
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i know the pain, i free ball at my gym, ok? If I had a nickel for every time somebody saw my penis, I'd be rich, ok?
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dioxxys
05/12/18 12:58:54 PM
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Crotch rocket
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LinkPizza
05/12/18 3:02:46 PM
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ClarkDuke posted...
i know the pain, i free ball at my gym, ok? If I had a nickel for every time somebody saw my penis, I'd be rich, ok?

Well, I think you need to get a handle on that...
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LeetCheet
05/12/18 4:47:21 PM
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I usually sit with my legs crossed. Smaller chance for the junk to hop out.
I don't really ever wear any shorts though but I do sometimes forget to pull up the zipper.
There has been times where I've walked around the place with my zipper down at work.
Both annoying and embarrassing that it happens >_<
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