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ZCheveyo
05/07/18 12:57:49 PM
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http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article210590654.html

A retired prison guard in Wisconsin likes two all beef patties with special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions on a sesame seed bun.

He really likes them.

Don Gorske ate his 30,000th Big Mac on Friday in Fond du Lac, 46 years after his first. He even ate it at the same McDonald's where he gobbled down his first, the Fond du Lac Reporter wrote.

"At the time it was the only McDonalds in town and I had just gotten my drivers license, Gorske said just before he set another record for Most Big Macs consumed.

Gorske is already in the Guinness Book of World Records. He averages eating two Big Macs a day and has only missed having one on eight days since that first bite.

His cholesterol is low, his blood pressure is healthy and he weighs less now than he did five years ago when he ate his 25,000th Big Mac.

In case anyone doubts him, he has kept track of his receipts, sandwich wrappers and containers - though he did lose thousands of Styrofoam cartons when a tornado damaged his house in 1990.


30,000....Big....Macs. Just the thought, even over that many years, makes me sick to my stomach.
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Malcrasternus
05/07/18 12:58:53 PM
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ZCheveyo posted...
makes me sick to my stomach.


Apparently not to him, though.
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cjsdowg
05/07/18 12:59:38 PM
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I don't eat mammal meat any more. But I use to love McD.
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Kajagogo
05/07/18 1:00:26 PM
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So the previous record was 29,999? Why did that person stop?
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ArchiePeck
05/07/18 1:01:20 PM
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Kajagogo posted...
So the previous record was 29,999? Why did that person stop?


Holy literalism Batman.
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Mizznox
05/07/18 1:02:36 PM
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Kajagogo posted...
So the previous record was 29,999? Why did that person stop?

There's no mention of any previous record, just that he was already in the Guinness Book of World Records. 30k didn't break a record, it's a "milestone".
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UnholyMudcrab
05/07/18 1:03:58 PM
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ZCheveyo posted...
In case anyone doubts him, he has kept track of his receipts, sandwich wrappers and containers - though he did lose thousands of Styrofoam cartons when a tornado damaged his house in 1990.

If anything, I can imagine the tornado improved the look of his house
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UnfairRepresent
05/07/18 1:06:06 PM
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Kajagogo posted...
So the previous record was 29,999? Why did that person stop?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRDxFBIx0I0" data-time="

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Questionmarktarius
05/07/18 1:06:27 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
ZCheveyo posted...
In case anyone doubts him, he has kept track of his receipts, sandwich wrappers and containers - though he did lose thousands of Styrofoam cartons when a tornado damaged his house in 1990.

If anything, I can imagine the tornado improved the look of his house

That's got to have been a confusing day a few miles downwind.
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Megaman50100
05/07/18 1:06:41 PM
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I'm more disgusted about the idea of how much money he has spent doing that.
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