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Lobomoon
05/06/18 7:25:54 PM
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completely nakind Stormy Dariels in you beds is wanting to making sexy times at you?
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Mead
05/06/18 7:32:19 PM
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give her a discreet six figure settlement
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WastelandCowboy
05/06/18 7:33:52 PM
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Ask her to leave, call the cops, and get a lawyer.

I've no interest in sex with her. I have no money to cover my ass with.
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Lobomoon
05/06/18 7:36:02 PM
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That's only if you want to stop her from describing your junk on national TV.
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GanglyKhan
05/06/18 7:59:09 PM
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Guys guys guys, I think you're really forgetting the fact that you would be Eskimo Brothers with a President.
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Red_Frog
05/06/18 8:26:02 PM
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SKARDAVNELNATE
05/06/18 8:28:49 PM
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Figure out who Stormy Dariels is...
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WastelandCowboy
05/06/18 8:30:51 PM
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GanglyKhan posted...
Guys guys guys, I think you're really forgetting the fact that you would be Eskimo Brothers with a President.

Had to look up with that term meant.

And ew.
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Zeus
05/06/18 8:45:04 PM
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Make small talk about pizza toppings then ask her to leave, probably. Doubly so because...

SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Figure out who Stormy Dariels is...

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Zeus
05/06/18 8:58:55 PM
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WastelandCowboy posted...
GanglyKhan posted...
Guys guys guys, I think you're really forgetting the fact that you would be Eskimo Brothers with a President.

Had to look up with that term meant.

And ew.


It's like admitting that you've never seen The League. Why would you admit that?
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WastelandCowboy
05/06/18 9:08:59 PM
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Zeus posted...
WastelandCowboy posted...
GanglyKhan posted...
Guys guys guys, I think you're really forgetting the fact that you would be Eskimo Brothers with a President.

Had to look up with that term meant.

And ew.


It's like admitting that you've never seen The League.

I haven't.
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SkynyrdRocker
05/06/18 9:13:08 PM
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Wait, people who don't care about football watched The League? Why?
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Zeus
05/06/18 10:24:57 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
Wait, people who don't care about football watched The League? Why?


Good comedians can take material nobody cares about and make it funny. Plus the football stuff is window-dressing for the storylines. And, you know, it has Jon Lajoie.

Not for nothing, but it was a really tough adjustment to see Mark Duplass in Creep after watching him in The League.
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wwinterj25
05/06/18 10:26:37 PM
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Have sex I guess. Not like I'd have anything better to do.
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