Current Events > Confession Topic part 3

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Since we've gone to 2 500's, may as well keep the ball rolling.

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if the TC always gets in trouble why keep goin?



oh yeah I suppose these can end up fairly interesting carry on

you're heroes
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I just got casted as the next James Bond villain

Once I challenged val Kilmer to a fight, but then he turned into batman and then beat my ass

Whyyyyyyyy do you keep doing this?

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Im glad Hey Day is continuing!

The one thing I had to look forward to in my life is probably not going to happen and I don't know how to feel

:( sorry bud

what I did was because of alcohol and anger

oof

I Somelikehoth am cececding from CE. I will no longer shit post, I will no longer pretend to be my cousin, I will no longer enjoy taking dolphin penis up the ass, I will quit drinking and improve my public image. And only then will I be worthy to take dolphin penis again

-Hoth

I'm the one who KNOCKS

but are you the danger tho

**INFINTY WAR SPOILERS**

Starlord did nothing wrong *shrugs*

TC I don't feel so good...
*starts to turn to dust*

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Ededdeddy is a top tier poster who deserves to fuck all the cegals

lol

Bok_choiii is actually 95% of the users here

I sometimes wish I could go inside an anime, but the only reason I would ever do so is to punch a character that I don't like. Given the chance, I'd knock Kirito's teeth down his fucking throat.

kirito is indeed trash

I've been casted as [redacted]

ayyyyy ;)

Post my hatred of "fr fr" post God damnit

i feel it, man.

i also hate famalam and SLAMMIN ngl.

And I was all like "but I poop from there" and he was all like "not right now you don't"

My name is Geno and I still hate black people. Why do I sound like Mickey Mouse it's those Damn [redacted] fault

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This cricket from CEchat still bouncing my hands up and down like a Star Fox villian

One does not simply stop drop shut em down and open up shop

Hey Day stop stealing my thunder you [redacted]. I hope you [redacted]. That will teach you to have casual sex with dolphins

One does not simply stop fucking dolphins.

So me and my girl were at the movies and the movie was Flipper I've never had such a [redacted] since that movie appeared.

**as someone who's never seen infinite war. infinite war spoilers?**

I wonder if a man can love a dolphin. The way Thanos loves Gamora

It's me again the dolphin [redacted] just checking in from Sea world. Might do some jail time but it was worth it for love

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jfc as if we duno who the last 2 are from smfh
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They call me Tiger Woods because I dress up as Tony Tiger to [redacted] dolphins

You know who my favorite NFL team is? The Miami Dolphin. So fucking hot....

you don't need to read out loud everything you're typing deanshow

fr fr tbqh tbqh bruh

I, Bullet_Wing, am gonna make some accounts just to contribute to Hey Day!

Okay confession time CE me and my friend was playing around and we ended up naked and then we just [redacted] some dolphins

I wish instead of saying you'll have a whale of a good time. They'd say you're having a dolphin of a good time...

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juicebox4, stop whining

I wonder if I can get clamidya from having [redacted] with a dolphin?

I love older dolphins because they have less teeth

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers.

I love how people brag about [redacted] whales. While I'm hear just stewing in how I [redacted] dolphins

Some times I can't get [redacted] porn out of my head, it's like a beautiful masterpiece that flows like a calming stream that just soothes me
<_< tbqh fr fr

bruh

My top 3 crushes right now
1) Flipper the Dolphin
2) The Miami Dolphin
3) Echo the Dolphin

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Vulgorn posted...

I, Bullet_Wing, am gonna make some accounts just to contribute to Hey Day!

@Bullet_Wing Hoth still obsessed with you as usual.
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My name is juicebox...I'm neither apple nor grape flavored. I'm generic. I am nothing

ask sballen who is "sailor bacon" (him cross dressing). Ask error1355 what is [redacted], ask sablewolfangel about when she said she wanted [redacted]. Now those are confessions

Xsquader is gonna do more jail time than Meek Mill think about the injustice there

I've been [redacted] to all these perfect girl topics

I want to name my firstborn Jaundice

juanDEEZ NUTS

Sometimes I wonder how that peter Dinklage dude has sex

I pledge my [redacted] to the almighty cigarette. Burn me sweet nicotine daddy

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chill02 needs to get deported. MAGA

I'm so fucking [redacted] with what I'm reading right now but my [redacted] is dead. This is torture.

Much of my identity on CE revolves around my vegan diet, but I actually stopped eating vegan years ago since I came to realize it just wasn't accomplishing anything. I never bring it up because on the inside I'm a little disappointed in myself, and honestly letting people continue to think I'm vegan on here makes me feel a little less guilty about it. At this point, it's the closest I have to an account gimmick, so I'll probably keep posting and supporting veganism on here.

youve shoehorned yourself into a gimmick. sorry bruh. :(

Imagine life as the admiral. Every time you take a shower you fall on your knees, the water beading off your back, clutching your [redacted] in shame because it's smaller than the projected aryan size so the furer costume you made for it is too loose.

My eyes have been blotted out by the last image I'll ever see. My mom [redacted] my dad's [redacted] while screaming "ZAP IT TO THE XTREME." To make it worse I saw daddy [redacted] and the other man saw me and walked over to me. He said "they're greattttt" and gave me a bowl of frosted flakes. To my the fucking Tiger was participating in a threesome with my parents

Did you see that one time in CEchat when the guy [redacted]

yes. yes i did. unfortunate.

I was going to have sex with a granny once. I have never had sex with my life. But she punched me in the balls and I lost my "enthusiasm" and since then I can't get it up, so I can't love. That was a [redacted] get it? That's why that is my name

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Vulgorn posted...

juicebox4, stop whining

Vulgorn posted...

My name is juicebox...I'm neither apple nor grape flavored. I'm generic. I am nothing

oooo sonn I got some bitch's panties all twisted XD
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If I was a developing a sitcom about CE I would have Vegy,xsquader,somelikeithoth,bok_choiii, Vulgorn, and Cornman sucked on a deserted island and they'll be forced to kill one another

sounds like easy pickin's, ngl.

I heard that one time vegy sat on a pair of chopsticks so hard they rushed to his brain and that's what's wrong with him

the perfect girl but she belongs to the church of satan

as long as senpai notices me, sounds like the perfect girl to me.
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Vulgar fears...[redacted]

self redacting is sad. SAD!

Vulgar is actually Maui from Moana. Except instead of being a demi god hes an internet troll

I wanna fuck [redacted] in his sweet sweet [redacted]. I just wanna watch the blood flow down while I [redacted] :)

first redacted not mine, next two are mine. rood.

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Vulgorn posted...

ask sballen who is "sailor bacon" (him cross dressing). Ask error1355 what is [redacted], ask sablewolfangel about when she said she wanted [redacted]. Now those are confessions

@SBAllen
@Error1355
@SableWolfAngel
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Nothing like reading a [redacted] confession to kill your sex drive completely

Man I can't wait till I [redacted]. It's gonna be like fucking a bag of flour [redacted]. Yup My sex doll Officer Nasty will see show shit tonight

I heard [redacted] people were good at oral sex. They eat [redacted] from off the street all the time

The perfect girl but she [redacted] really hard until it turns blue after sex

Can I taste your [redacted] tc?

can you?
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xBloodBrotherx posted...

Vulgorn posted...

ask sballen who is "sailor bacon" (him cross dressing). Ask error1355 what is [redacted], ask sablewolfangel about when she said she wanted [redacted]. Now those are confessions

@SBAllen
@Error1355
@SableWolfAngel

Don't mention those losers.

Cloudmania posted...

xBloodBrotherx posted...

Vulgorn posted...

ask sballen who is "sailor bacon" (him cross dressing). Ask error1355 what is [redacted], ask sablewolfangel about when she said she wanted [redacted]. Now those are confessions

@SBAllen
@Error1355
@SableWolfAngel

Don't mention those losers.

Okay Hoth.
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xBloodBrotherx posted...

Cloudmania posted...

xBloodBrotherx posted...

Vulgorn posted...

ask sballen who is "sailor bacon" (him cross dressing). Ask error1355 what is [redacted], ask sablewolfangel about when she said she wanted [redacted]. Now those are confessions

@SBAllen
@Error1355
@SableWolfAngel

Don't mention those losers.

Okay Hoth.

No seriously, you really wouldn't want to mention them.

I once got insta-banned for doing this shit before.

Seriously speaking the dolphin series has been the best thing to happen to confessions since its inception.

God bless you for realizing that and not leaving them out like some kind of philistine.
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I want to fuck [redacted]

Hey TC this is a Cegal will you go to the prom with me.

hmmmmmmmm.. maybe?

You skipped my confession you stupid bitch

;)

I have a smell fetish, and perfectly my girlfriend doesn't wear deodorant and rarely showers, even after working out.
Despite her having b.o. basically all the time, it's not even that strong, and I kinda wish she smelled more. Like seriously, I've encountered some really rank people at concerts and festivals and stuff, and despite her questionable hygiene, she still doesn't stink as much as some of them (I assume because she eats healthy and is in shape and stuff?)

Either way I'm thinking of trying to find a way to convince her to get sprayed by a skunk.

just like, throw a skunk at her while shes sleeping or something, idk man.

How big is Batistas [redacted]?

bout tree fiddy

Hey I noticed the last few confessions didn't involve Dolphin [redacted] thank God. Everyone knows that gopher [redacted] is where it's at

I am actually illiterate. I just type stuff that resembles words and hope they make sense.

meeee tooooooooo.
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Vulgorn posted...

I want to fuck [redacted]

Who doesn't?
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Vulgorn posted...

ask sballen who is "sailor bacon" (him cross dressing).

Weird to think that people don't know about Sailor Bacon, including this guy apparently.
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This girls [redacted] smells like a ripe orange that withered and died in the warm hot sun. Then after I'm done [redacted] she's gonna give me a massage.

**INFINITY WAR SPOILERS**

I've reported half of CE to Thanos. They will now turn to dust

It's RUSEV DAYYYYY

Sometimes I wonder how many of the ninja turtles [redacted] April

I like to [redacted] a mid aged man man. While another one [redacted]. While I'm screaming and moaning. I might accidentally bite down from pleasure, [redacted]. I'm [redacted] btw

Ebony Maw is hotter than Squidward

Man I'm horny tonight. I'm gonna [redacted] a cactus in its holes. If any of the needles prick my [redacted]. I'm gonna go to the ER and blame [redacted]

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ScarIetess posted...

Vulgorn posted...

I want to fuck [redacted]

Who doesn't?

Pics when?

Hey TC let's have sex

but why

I like it when people make fun of my accent... hnnng

imagine having an accent.

I'm currently [redacted] to Mozart. What is wrong with me?

I had sex with Ertha Kitt inside an airplane bathroom

So TC how big is Batistas [redacted]?

im tellin you, bout tree fiddy

I heard that before Batista [redacted] the TC. First he triggered his machine gun pyro. Then proceeded to Batista bomb him [redacted]

i mean if i were gay i wouldnt be opposed, tbh.

hoth is going to [redacted] after he realizes he wasted 8 months making alts on a dying message board

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Vulgorn posted...

If I was a developing a sitcom about CE I would have Vegy,xsquader,somelikeithoth,bok_choiii, Vulgorn, and Cornman sucked on a deserted island and they'll be forced to kill one another

I would win because as long as I have internet I can survive on attention while you all starve trying to kill each other.
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I love licking my girlfriends armpits after [redacted]

You know what I really hate? [redacted]...and how big is Batistas [redacted]

tree fiddy

The TC obviously is illiterate. How dare he not bow to Batistas [redacted]

I use the Dolphin [redacted] because fuck Nintendo

I want to snort cocaine off of a tree vine while asking the TC how big is Batistas [redacted]

I love licking the [redacted]. Tasting my [redacted] gives me great joy

I realized I now have a thing for phoenixes, unicorns, and pumpkins for some reason

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What's with all the redacted?
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ScarIetess posted...

What's with all the redacted?

TC is too [redacted] to uncensor them
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ScarIetess posted...

What's with all the redacted?

[Redacted] and such lol
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

ScarIetess posted...

What's with all the redacted?

TC is too [redacted] to uncensor them

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it me.

The Elder Scrolls is the worst videogame series of all time

Anytime a Mozart symphony comes on it makes me [redacted] inside whatever hole I'm [redacted]. Right now I'm currently [redacted] tree

Hey TC is ms.[redacted] ready for mr.[redacted]

uh.

imma dude.

Hey TC I have a fucked up question...
Were you [redacted] and do you have a [redacted] fetish? Just asking for a friend

no and no kinkshaming

Whose a bigger dick Batista or Too Cold Scorpio?

I personally think Too Cold Scorpio is a bigger dick than Batista. Dudes just a jerk.

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Vulgorn posted...

I use the Dolphin [redacted] because f*** Nintendo

I can confirm that this says, emulator.

It's against the TOU to mention emulators but I don't care.

Jam_Jam posted...

ScarIetess posted...

Vulgorn posted...

I want to fuck [redacted]

Who doesn't?

Pics when?

also quick question @ScarIetess. Are you the same user who had the username Scarletess but with an L?

I'm super stoked that I'm not the only one who [redacted] when I hear Mozart.
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HEY TC U WANA DO IT RAW NO RUBER

what

Code Orange is a pretty decent band.

I can't wait to [redacted] TC. And when our bodies are touching OMG

imma dude if youre cool with that tbqh

how does daff figure out it's me who's posting those obscure confessions? treachery is afoot

space magic

Hey TC do you think I can cut a little bit and suck on your blood

no scars.

I like to [redacted] and I have no regrets at all. Also, cats rock.

just like groceries tbqh

I robbed $3,000 from a small bank in Arizona and I've been on the run ever since. They didn't suspect a thing.

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Oh, I thought he was doing it as a joke because people were complaining.
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I Somelikehoth am cececding from CE. I will no longer shit post, I will no longer pretend to be my cousin, I will no longer enjoy taking dolphin penis up the ass, I will quit drinking and improve my public image. And only then will I be worthy to take dolphin penis again

-Hoth

Haha, a classic.

And I was all like "but I poop from there" and he was all like "not right now you don't"

Haha, another classic.

PUT THE BEERS IN THE FRIDGE TC

i'm not your maid, bruh.

Man these confessions are weird. How do you deal with it TC? BTW do you have any attractive dolphin pictures?

you wish tbqh.

Man I can't wait to [redacted] and play Mozart TC. You're like the hottest CEgal

ur maekin me blush

Trolololololololololololol

I've heard [redacted] has a big [redacted], how big do you guys think it is?

Before us the King
As lifeless hearts sink
Before us lays dreams
A light no one sees
Hail to nothingness
You wish to die
Hail to Godliness
You wish to die
Ungodliest ones
The circle is done
Ungodliest ones
Hail to nothingness
You wish to die
Hail to Godliness
You wish to die
Before us the King
Our lifeless hearts sink
Before us beneath
A light no one sees

emo bullshit tbqh

Why does TC look like a Kel Mitchell crossed with Vladmir Putin?

i wish i looked like kel mitchell ngl.
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i agree

[redacted]

[redacted]

Hey TC do you like to be [redacted]

dont have the proper equipment tbqh. the booty tho? ye

Code Orange is okay but Cup Orange is way better tbh

cup orange is a bad knockoff of code orange

IM GON BE ON TOP WHEN WE SO IT RAW K TC?! MY CHAT NAME IS [redacted]

i dont bottom on the first date tbqh

I am being teased and I'm having the time of my life

I know SBAllens password.

neat.
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Does Eds special sauce include [redacted]? Does that mean by eating it we're all dudes too?

yes.

I've tried to stick my [redacted] through the hole in a cd before

ayyyyy

Great taste you have! Have you btw heard about [redacted]

no ads, bucko.

point me 2 the best [redacted] eater

Steamed hams is the best meme since Batistas [redacted]

The [redacted] are the cause of all wars

Somelikeithoth wants to fuck the TC spread the word

he probably do
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Gettin a little blue in here.
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**SPEC OPS THE LINE SPOILERS**

If Lugo were still alive, he would likely suffer from PTSD. So, really, he's the lucky one.

Did you get the pic I sent you TC ;)

you didn't send anything and i don't want anything. i refuse.

If you were a better person, you wouldn't be here.

true.

Cognitive dissonance is an uncomfortable feeling caused by holding two conflicting ideas simultaneously.

asstank is afraid of [redacted] people

I didn't mean to hurt anybody...

<_< uh

Sometimes people just do [redacted] first...then you're still a virgin tc

some people do, and i am not, soooo
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TC can you [redacted]

i dont think its question of can i, so much as it is would i

Once you go dolphin, you never go back. Also stop saying I [redacted] dolphins, I do not. I am too beta to initiate. Just wish one of them said they love me... :( It hurts.

dolphin squeals

It takes a strong man to deny what's right in front of him. And if the truth is undeniable, you create your own.

There is no difference between what is right and what is necessary.

TC I'm not gonna jump round the subject. I wana [redacted]. After we go boot shopping k?

i dont wear boots tho

Who wants to watch me play with .y Mozart

what

TC is your [redacted] bald?

i mean i manscape
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You cannot understand, nor do you want to.

Hey TC if I white you out will you [redacted] for Luke Skywalker?

ehh, maybe not luke skywalker, but mark hamills joker? hell yeah.

We cannot escape anguish. It is what we are.

Yo tc why didn't you put up me ad? It's a true metal experience for the masses and needs to be observed.

no free publicity

chill is scum

chill is a swell and i appreciate him.

Yo TC why didn't you put up my AD? I will [redacted]

what

Life begins at the other side of despair.

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Did you skip my confession again? They deserve to know that I hate them.

im sure they already know

You're all that's left, and we can't live this lie forever. I'm going to count to five, then I'm pulling the trigger.

good spec ops the line quote tbh

Hey TC did you like the pics I sent you? I guess you're not interested ;(

have received nothing, do not want nothing.

It takes a strong man to deny what's in front of him.

you already said this smh

If I give you sex will you make me a mod?

i mean, i have no mod giving powers and im not lookin for a good time tbqh.

TC still waiting for a reply bby ;)

have received nothing, do not want nothing.

He turned us into fucking killers.

i too played spec ops the line. it is good.
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