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TeaMilk 05/04/18 5:40:35 PM #1:	when i woke up this morning there was a strange knife on the bathroom floor. My roommate is already gone, so i cant ask her about it do you guys think its her poop knife? is there another explanation for this? --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:900805323] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote>when i woke up this morning there was a strange knife on the bathroom floor. My roommate is already gone, so i cant ask her about it do you guys think its her poop knife? is there another explanation for this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 05/04/18 5:43:21 PM #2:	turd knife --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:900805451] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote>turd knife</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Looked gf 05/04/18 5:44:16 PM #3:	Hide the murder weapon now --- https://giant.gfycat.com/ShowyWarmheartedCuscus.gif <cite>Looked gf posted [p:900805489] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote>Hide the murder weapon now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 05/04/18 5:49:40 PM #4:	The fuck is a poop knife --- https://i.imgur.com/IYZ3NIM.jpg https://i.imgur.com/i2U0ahc.png <cite>Doe posted [p:900805743] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote>The fuck is a poop knife</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UsernamesRlame 05/04/18 5:58:16 PM #5:	Send her that pic asking whats up with the knife on the floor. See what kind of excuse she comes up with. Either that or smell it. <cite>UsernamesRlame posted [p:900806194] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote>Send her that pic asking whats up with the knife on the floor. See what kind of excuse she comes up with. Either that or smell it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 05/04/18 5:58:29 PM #6:	Doe posted... The fuck is a poop knife https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76574264 --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:900806204] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote><cite>Doe posted...</cite> <quote>The fuck is a poop knife</quote> https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76574264</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 05/04/18 5:58:36 PM #7:	Doe posted... The fuck is a poop knife knife for poops --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:900806212] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote><cite>Doe posted...</cite> <quote>The fuck is a poop knife</quote>knife for poops</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KookyCouture 05/04/18 6:00:43 PM #8:	maybe she poops knives :O --- Drink up me hearties, yo ho <cite>KookyCouture posted [p:900806303] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote>maybe she poops knives :O</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 05/04/18 6:03:23 PM #9:	KookyCouture posted... maybe she poops knives :O oof she should get that checked out... and stop s*ing on the floor >:( --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:900806431] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote><cite>KookyCouture posted...</cite> <quote>maybe she poops knives :O</quote>oof she should get that checked out... and stop s*ing on the floor >:(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Old NoiseTank 05/04/18 6:18:53 PM #10:	for sure a poop knife. --- Grim Reaper: "Your time has come" Xsquader: "sir whats your badge number?" <cite>Old NoiseTank posted [p:900807145] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote>for sure a poop knife.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 05/04/18 8:52:42 PM #11:	UsernamesRlame posted... Send her that pic asking whats up with the knife on the floor. See what kind of excuse she comes up with. Either that or smell it. i texted her about 3 hours ago and still no reply... i'd be ashamed about being confronted about my poop knife too --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:900814144] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote><cite>UsernamesRlame posted...</cite> <quote>Send her that pic asking whats up with the knife on the floor. See what kind of excuse she comes up with. Either that or smell it.</quote>i texted her about 3 hours ago and still no reply... i'd be ashamed about being confronted about my poop knife too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrK3V 05/04/18 8:53:01 PM #12:	smh its a toe knife --- Bangers https://open.spotify.com/user/1226504071/playlist/3X4SSY5tgxTTgdwlkmoH9F <cite>MrK3V posted [p:900814158] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote>smh its a toe knife</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 05/04/18 8:54:35 PM #13:	lmao poor people use poop knives, I use poop shears and have my servants wipe my ass for me. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:900814223] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote>lmao poor people use poop knives, I use poop shears and have my servants wipe my ass for me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iamintents 05/04/18 9:11:22 PM #14:	what the fuck are you people eating that all your poop doesnt come out? --- http://i.imgur.com/rCECrB9.gif <cite>iamintents posted [p:900814950] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote>what the fuck are you people eating that all your poop doesnt come out?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fundabz 05/04/18 9:16:41 PM #15:	MrK3V posted... smh its a toe knife --- I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. This is a rope right here. GT: KirBeast PSN: KirBeast_ <cite>Fundabz posted [p:900815168] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote><cite>MrK3V posted...</cite> <quote>smh its a toe knife</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 05/04/18 9:18:54 PM #16:	iamintents posted... what the fuck are you people eating that all your poop doesnt come out? i think poop knives are for breaking up poops after they leave your body? actually not sure now --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:900815268] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote><cite>iamintents posted...</cite> <quote>what the fuck are you people eating that all your poop doesnt come out?</quote> i think poop knives are for breaking up poops after they leave your body? actually not sure now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 05/04/18 9:29:57 PM #17:	Poop knives are for breaking up large turds that would otherwise clog the shitter. If you people would just shit in the tank instead of the bowl you wouldn't need a poop knife. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:900815749] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote>Poop knives are for breaking up large turds that would otherwise clog the shitter. If you people would just shit in the tank instead of the bowl you wouldn't need a poop knife.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 05/04/18 9:31:23 PM #18:	KookyCouture posted... maybe she poops knives :O No that's a knife poop --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:900815807] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote><cite>KookyCouture posted...</cite> <quote>maybe she poops knives :O</quote> No that's a knife poop</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iamintents 05/04/18 9:31:43 PM #19:	KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted... Poop knives are for breaking up large turds that would otherwise clog the shitter. If you people would just shit in the tank instead of the bowl you wouldn't need a poop knife. that knife would require you to go full fist into said bowl of shit just to cut it up. --- http://i.imgur.com/rCECrB9.gif <cite>iamintents posted [p:900815824] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote><cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...</cite> <quote>Poop knives are for breaking up large turds that would otherwise clog the shitter. If you people would just shit in the tank instead of the bowl you wouldn't need a poop knife.</quote> that knife would require you to go full fist into said bowl of shit just to cut it up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 05/04/18 9:33:02 PM #20:	iamintents posted... KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted... Poop knives are for breaking up large turds that would otherwise clog the shitter. If you people would just shit in the tank instead of the bowl you wouldn't need a poop knife. that knife would require you to go full fist into said bowl of shit just to cut it up. That's why I use poop scissors. Dirty people use poop knives. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:900815876] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote><cite>iamintents posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...</cite> <quote>Poop knives are for breaking up large turds that would otherwise clog the shitter. If you people would just shit in the tank instead of the bowl you wouldn't need a poop knife.</quote> that knife would require you to go full fist into said bowl of shit just to cut it up.</quote> That's why I use poop scissors. Dirty people use poop knives.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iamintents 05/04/18 9:33:49 PM #21:	KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted... iamintents posted... KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted... Poop knives are for breaking up large turds that would otherwise clog the shitter. If you people would just shit in the tank instead of the bowl you wouldn't need a poop knife. that knife would require you to go full fist into said bowl of shit just to cut it up. That's why I use poop scissors. Dirty people use poop knives. --- http://i.imgur.com/rCECrB9.gif <cite>iamintents posted [p:900815920] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote><cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...</cite> <quote><cite>iamintents posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...</cite> <quote>Poop knives are for breaking up large turds that would otherwise clog the shitter. If you people would just shit in the tank instead of the bowl you wouldn't need a poop knife.</quote> that knife would require you to go full fist into said bowl of shit just to cut it up.</quote> That's why I use poop scissors. Dirty people use poop knives.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 05/04/18 9:49:16 PM #22:	MrK3V posted... smh its a toe knife --- Xbox GT: l0rdg0ld666 \| 3DS FC: 1848-2391-0198 [LXGC] - Lethal Xbox Gaming crew <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:900816625] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote><cite>MrK3V posted...</cite> <quote>smh its a toe knife</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/04/18 9:51:04 PM #23:	It's too clean to be a poop knife --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:900816696] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote>It's too clean to be a poop knife</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 05/04/18 10:03:43 PM #24:	She texted back and said she was using it to open a package and it must have fallen out of her pocket. I do agree its too clean to be a poop knife. --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:900817268] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote>She texted back and said she was using it to open a package and it must have fallen out of her pocket. I do agree its too clean to be a poop knife.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UsernamesRlame 05/04/18 10:34:46 PM #25:	Gotta give her credit. Its a clever cover up story. She wins this round --- They told me sigless users are the worst. I'm not the worst so I added a sig. <cite>UsernamesRlame posted [p:900818750] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote>Gotta give her credit. Its a clever cover up story. She wins this round</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 05/04/18 11:07:31 PM #26:	She obviously wiped the knife off since it probably had blood on it from her stool, she probably has blood in her stool. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:900820074] in knife on t... [t:76578831]...</cite> <quote>She obviously wiped the knife off since it probably had blood on it from her stool, she probably has blood in her stool.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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