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alt4445
05/02/18 10:56:20 PM
#1:


We're going bowling. I think I'm gonna ask if she wants to get some grub beforehand, that way we can at least talk a little to give some context to the activity. Maybe go somewhere else after if shes down.

I have no clue what the hell to do.
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XxKrazyChaosxX
05/02/18 10:58:30 PM
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Don't forget to flog the dolphin.
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SwampCabbageMan
05/02/18 10:58:49 PM
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alt4445 posted...
I have no clue what the hell to do.

The penis goes into the vagina, mouth, and anus.
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DarkProto05
05/02/18 10:59:08 PM
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Take a shot or two right before the date.
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alt4445
05/02/18 10:59:49 PM
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M_Live posted...
How'd you meet her?


Online dating
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giantblimpN7
05/02/18 11:01:31 PM
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Give her your resume when you meet her. Just make sure you add your penis size to it.
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alt4445
05/02/18 11:01:33 PM
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Conflict posted...
How old are you TC


26
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alt4445
05/02/18 11:03:30 PM
#10:


DarkProto05 posted...
Take a shot or two right before the date.


I use alcohol for social anxiety a lot but part of me thinks that maybe I should just trudge through it sober, that way I at least get learning experience. Even though I'm more confident with alcohol (obv), I definitely learn and process social experiences better sober.
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Doom_Art
05/02/18 11:06:10 PM
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rub out that really easy first round before the date yourself so if you do the nasty you won't be a one pump chump
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alt4445
05/02/18 11:08:21 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
rub out that really easy first round before the date yourself so if you do the nasty you won't be a one pump chump


But wont jerking it lower my desire, therefore confidence, quite a bit?
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weekoldhotdog
05/02/18 11:08:32 PM
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tc will get friend-zoned
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cuttin_in_farm
05/02/18 11:08:35 PM
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alt4445 posted...
Doom_Art posted...
rub out that really easy first round before the date yourself so if you do the nasty you won't be a one pump chump


But wont jerking it lower my desire, therefore confidence, quite a bit?


No. Finishing in 4 seconds will though.
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darkmaian23
05/02/18 11:09:01 PM
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Good luck!
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alt4445
05/02/18 11:09:28 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
tc will get friend-zoned


Nah, I never get friendzoned anymore. I just cut off contact if I notice that's happening.
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weekoldhotdog
05/02/18 11:10:45 PM
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show her your JRPG and anime collection
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alt4445
05/02/18 11:11:07 PM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
alt4445 posted...
Doom_Art posted...
rub out that really easy first round before the date yourself so if you do the nasty you won't be a one pump chump


But wont jerking it lower my desire, therefore confidence, quite a bit?


No. Finishing in 4 seconds will though.


The way I see it, if I'm at 100% ball-fill level, I'll be more confident throughout the entire date, therefore giving good vibes. If we have sex and I bust early, the fact that I got to sex means that it could just happen again easily, and I'd be ready for round 2 pretty soon anyway. If I jerk beforehand, I'll wonder why any of this anxiety is worth it, and more likely to just go through the motions instead of really being into it.

That's just my theory/reasoning on why I feel like jerking beforehand would hurt more than help.
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Doom_Art
05/02/18 11:13:12 PM
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alt4445 posted...
the fact that I got to sex means that it could just happen again easily, and I'd be ready for round 2 pretty soon anyway

women don't like an early finish tho
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alt4445
05/02/18 11:15:08 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
women don't like an early finish tho


I feel like if I just make up for it by focusing on her after the fact, or just get myself ready to go again, it wont be a huge deal. IF it even gets that far.
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weekoldhotdog
05/02/18 11:16:33 PM
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alt4445 posted...
Doom_Art posted...
women don't like an early finish tho


I feel like if I just make up for it by focusing on her after the fact, or just get myself ready to go again, it wont be a huge deal. IF it even gets that far.


you are so sad. you are just going bowling. 100% no chance of you getting laid.
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Lunar_Savage
05/02/18 11:16:47 PM
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Legitimate advice: Just relax. Be yourself. A show of someone you're not just makes problems down the road. If you're nervous and she picks up on it, don't be afraid to say so (honesty can win you points).

Does she know it's your first?
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Doom_Art
05/02/18 11:17:41 PM
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alt4445 posted...
IF it even gets that far.

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alt4445
05/02/18 11:18:26 PM
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Lunar_Savage posted...
Does she know it's your first?


No. Saying "btw, this is my first date ever, so bear with me" sounds like a complete nightmare in terms of sexual attraction, even if it's genuine. I don't need to bring that up unless she asks.
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Lunar_Savage
05/02/18 11:20:36 PM
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alt4445 posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
Does she know it's your first?


No. Saying "btw, this is my first date ever, so bear with me" sounds like a complete nightmare in terms of sexual attraction, even if it's genuine. I don't need to bring that up unless she asks.


You don't need to blurt it out. Just do the thing you need to do and pay attention to the conversation. If it feels right, mention it. If it doesn't, stick to the topic at hand.
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weekoldhotdog
05/02/18 11:22:21 PM
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Lunar_Savage posted...
alt4445 posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
Does she know it's your first?


No. Saying "btw, this is my first date ever, so bear with me" sounds like a complete nightmare in terms of sexual attraction, even if it's genuine. I don't need to bring that up unless she asks.


You don't need to blurt it out. Just do the thing you need to do and pay attention to the conversation. If it feels right, mention it. If it doesn't, stick to the topic at hand.


yeah, you tell him online wing-man!
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Lunar_Savage
05/02/18 11:24:35 PM
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And dude...one late bloomer to another. Don't make the goal about getting laid. Especially if you like this girl and want it to go somewhere.
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iLikeMtnDew
05/02/18 11:29:44 PM
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Good luck! I had my first date at 25 and boy was that an experience. I was pretty awkward and to top it all of I lost my voice halfway through the date. We had dinner but I should've done what you're doing, some type of activity. I'm sure you'll do great!
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SwampCabbageMan
05/02/18 11:30:45 PM
#29:


weekoldhotdog posted...
alt4445 posted...
Doom_Art posted...
women don't like an early finish tho


I feel like if I just make up for it by focusing on her after the fact, or just get myself ready to go again, it wont be a huge deal. IF it even gets that far.


you are so sad. you are just going bowling. 100% no chance of you getting laid.

The only balls shell be handling that night will be at the alley.
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Lunar_Savage
05/02/18 11:35:49 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
alt4445 posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
Does she know it's your first?


No. Saying "btw, this is my first date ever, so bear with me" sounds like a complete nightmare in terms of sexual attraction, even if it's genuine. I don't need to bring that up unless she asks.


You don't need to blurt it out. Just do the thing you need to do and pay attention to the conversation. If it feels right, mention it. If it doesn't, stick to the topic at hand.


yeah, you tell him online wing-man!


I really hope you're not mocking someone giving genuine advice to someone who really seems to need it.

I mean, if you are...fine, but you deserve a kick in the ass.
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weekoldhotdog
05/02/18 11:42:40 PM
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Lunar_Savage posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
alt4445 posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
Does she know it's your first?


No. Saying "btw, this is my first date ever, so bear with me" sounds like a complete nightmare in terms of sexual attraction, even if it's genuine. I don't need to bring that up unless she asks.


You don't need to blurt it out. Just do the thing you need to do and pay attention to the conversation. If it feels right, mention it. If it doesn't, stick to the topic at hand.


yeah, you tell him online wing-man!


I really hope you're not mocking someone giving genuine advice to someone who really seems to need it.

I mean, if you are...fine, but you deserve a kick in the ass.

from a 18 year old 'bloom' veteran to a self-professed late 'bloomer', no. why would I mock someone as genuine as you?
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Lunar_Savage
05/02/18 11:45:08 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
alt4445 posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
Does she know it's your first?


No. Saying "btw, this is my first date ever, so bear with me" sounds like a complete nightmare in terms of sexual attraction, even if it's genuine. I don't need to bring that up unless she asks.


You don't need to blurt it out. Just do the thing you need to do and pay attention to the conversation. If it feels right, mention it. If it doesn't, stick to the topic at hand.


yeah, you tell him online wing-man!


I really hope you're not mocking someone giving genuine advice to someone who really seems to need it.

I mean, if you are...fine, but you deserve a kick in the ass.

from a 18 year old 'bloom' veteran to a self-professed late 'bloomer', no. why would I mock someone as genuine as you?


Hmmm...

Meh. Kick back with some shots?
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Crayon_Lover
05/03/18 11:39:08 PM
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Update?
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alt4445
05/04/18 12:49:23 AM
#34:


Crayon_Lover posted...
Update?


It went decently I think. I have no metric of good, but I can tell it def wasn't bad. I met her outside and we hugged. We got food beforehand, conversation was good, we talked about ourselves and it flowed well, like 60% cause of me and 40% cause of her. She looked into my eyes a little too much when she was laughing at stuff which I got uncomfortable by so I kinda looked away as if I was thinking about the comment just made lol. I suggested we just split the bill and she agreed.

We went bowling and just did silly shit like dance moves before throwing the ball. She was willing to split the cost of the game, but I said that I'll just pay for the first and she could pay for the 2nd if we wanted to play again, which we did. We just did silly high fives whenever someone got a spare or strike lol. We then checked out the rest of the venue and then parted ways after a hug. She told me to text her when I got home, and I did, and basically told her that my dancing is better suited on a dance floor than a bowling alley, and she was like, now we have an idea for next time. So I think she'll want to see me again, where I can make things more romantic and sexual instead of conversational and personal.
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