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SmokeMassTree
04/29/18 12:14:39 AM
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You know how this works
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wwinterj25
04/29/18 12:16:08 AM
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Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
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dioxxys
04/29/18 12:37:23 AM
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My personal favorite is

"Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed"
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SmokeMassTree
04/29/18 12:51:53 AM
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I don't eat pizza
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FatalAccident
04/29/18 1:05:08 AM
#5:


wwinterj25 posted...
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

lol I dont think that quite works ...
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SmokeMassTree
04/29/18 1:26:58 AM
#7:


Don't bring that hate in here.
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EclairReturns
04/29/18 1:28:45 AM
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I'm sorry.
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SmokeMassTree
04/29/18 1:30:29 AM
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Seems out of character for you but you're all over the place so
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BlazeAndBlade
04/29/18 2:23:05 AM
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I'm searching for treasure. may i have a look in your chest?

I'm an actor with several large parts under my belt.

I'm a grocer with a particular interest on melons.

if i said you had a beautiful body i would be lying through my teeth ........ Would You Hold It Against Me"
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TheCyborgNinja
04/29/18 2:25:27 AM
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If you're up for a fantastic (and old) read, this guy is literally who Tinder was made for. (Edit: Language warning.)

part 1 (pretty short)
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/nes/dearnintendo06.htm

part 2 (longer and funnier)
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/nes/mark.htm

Mark's letter was a gold mine. He actually typed "getting laid ever other weekend , by a different girl,and still find time to play video games." That alone was going to give me a steady source of material for the next two years. But I wanted more. I got Mark's email address from Mystery Reader and sent my own letter to him asking what he was up to after his public humiliation in the eighties. In his response, he made it clear he was trying to get back into that world of public humiliation.

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The Popo
04/29/18 2:28:41 AM
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If youre running a bakery, then Id like a slice of your sweet ass-cake.
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FatalAccident
04/29/18 4:05:34 AM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Don't bring that hate in here.

lol whatd he say
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SmokeMassTree
04/29/18 4:07:40 AM
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dioxxys
04/30/18 2:44:04 AM
#15:


moar
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SmokeMassTree
04/30/18 2:46:18 AM
#16:


No more I'm good now. This new one just blew my mind fr want to see how it plays out
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dioxxys
04/30/18 2:13:31 PM
#17:


moar pls
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Dikitain
04/30/18 2:21:04 PM
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I have a basement so deep underground no one will be able to hear you screaming. Want to see it?
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RoboXgp89
04/30/18 2:24:02 PM
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I don't play women's games they aren't fun
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