Poll of the Day > If Kim Jong-Un wanted to hang out with you...

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TheCyborgNinja
04/28/18 2:55:30 AM
#1:


...what would you want to do while in the DPRK? - Results (5 votes)
ride around in tanks, blowing stuff up.
0% (0 votes)
0
play basketball.
20% (1 votes)
1
be true bros and invent a secret handshake.
20% (1 votes)
1
politely decline.
20% (1 votes)
1
insultingly decline and risk assassination / cyber-retaliation.
0% (0 votes)
0
insist he come to your house for a BBQ instead.
0% (0 votes)
0
play video games and add him on XBL / PSN when you get home.
40% (2 votes)
2
have a sleepover and build forts and tell ghost stories.
0% (0 votes)
0
whatever he wanted to do, obviously.
0% (0 votes)
0
lure people you didn't like along for the journey to North Korea and have them put in a labour camp.
0% (0 votes)
0
No other options exist. Choose one.
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TheWorstPoster
04/28/18 2:58:09 AM
#2:


Meet a ton of North Korean babes. And then smuggle one of them out with me, on the basis that North Korea will be nuked if Kim does anything to either me or her.
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TheCyborgNinja
04/28/18 2:59:14 AM
#3:


TheCyborgNinja posted...
No other options exist.
TheWorstPoster posted...
Meet a ton of North Korean babes. And then smuggle one of them out with me, on the basis that North Korea will be nuked if Kim does anything to either me or her.

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ParanoidObsessive
04/28/18 7:11:34 AM
#4:


I can't decide between play video games and add him on XBL / PSN when you get home, have a sleepover and build forts and tell ghost stories, and be true bros and invent a secret handshake. So I'm voting for a sleepover where we play video games AND invent a secret handshake.


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OneTimeBen
04/28/18 7:16:44 AM
#5:


Of course you show him things hes never seen. Like video games. Or maybe the new Avengers movie because he is basically a child. He does like American pop culture if you didnt know.
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Katon
04/28/18 8:03:54 AM
#6:


Video games from that list, but the North Korean babe answer is ideal.
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OneTimeBen
04/28/18 8:09:15 AM
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And maybe power plants and view from the ISS. Farms and all the cool equipment.
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Xialoh
04/28/18 8:09:50 AM
#8:


Why does he want to hang out with me though. I can't think of any conceivable reason.
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KJ StErOiDs
04/28/18 8:58:26 AM
#9:


"whatever he wanted to do, obviously."

He'd probably choose activities that his guests-of-honor typically appreciate and, since it'd probably involve some immersion into the culture of the region (including the food), I'm down for that.
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Nade Duck
04/28/18 9:14:49 AM
#10:


ParanoidObsessive posted...
I can't decide between play video games and add him on XBL / PSN when you get home, have a sleepover and build forts and tell ghost stories, and be true bros and invent a secret handshake. So I'm voting for a sleepover where we play video games AND invent a secret handshake.


^^

this version of kim sounds fucking awesome tbh.
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TheCyborgNinja
04/29/18 2:15:21 AM
#11:


Nade Duck posted...
ParanoidObsessive posted...
I can't decide between play video games and add him on XBL / PSN when you get home, have a sleepover and build forts and tell ghost stories, and be true bros and invent a secret handshake. So I'm voting for a sleepover where we play video games AND invent a secret handshake.


^^

this version of kim sounds fucking awesome tbh.

He really does.
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Mead
04/29/18 2:19:53 AM
#12:


Id ask about Korean culture and what Korea means to him, and then thank him for the invitation
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ForteEXE3850
04/29/18 5:21:05 AM
#13:


Ask to see his hot Korean women harem, than ask if I could have my own hot Korean women harem.
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