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Schwarber 04/26/18 1:14:01 AM #1:	Which one? - Results (15 votes) Dog 53.33% (8 votes) 8 Cat 46.67% (7 votes) 7 You're stuck as whatever you pick for the rest of your life, but you keep your conscience and can still think critically. You can't use the transformation to make any sort of money. Well? --- http://i.imgur.com/iQXgYOx.gif http://i.imgur.com/l3frhSF.gif http://i.imgur.com/HM1Hjby.gif https://i.imgur.com/bvsFH0H.jpg - drawn by Yaridovich <cite>Schwarber posted [p:900318729] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote> Which one? - Results (15 votes) Dog 53.33% (8 votes) 8 Cat 46.67% (7 votes) 7 You're stuck as whatever you pick for the rest of your life, but you keep your conscience and can still think critically. You can't use the transformation to make any sort of money. Well?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ic3Bullet 04/26/18 1:15:39 AM #2:	Cat because they can take care of themselves. <cite>Ic3Bullet posted [p:900318774] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>Cat because they can take care of themselves.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarber 04/26/18 1:24:55 AM #3:	Yeah but don't cats eat their owners? idk I've never actually bothered to look it up. --- http://i.imgur.com/iQXgYOx.gif http://i.imgur.com/l3frhSF.gif http://i.imgur.com/HM1Hjby.gif https://i.imgur.com/bvsFH0H.jpg - drawn by Yaridovich <cite>Schwarber posted [p:900319054] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>Yeah but don't cats eat their owners? idk I've never actually bothered to look it up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 04/26/18 1:28:40 AM #4:	Schwarber posted... Yeah but don't cats eat their owners? idk I've never actually bothered to look it up. you think dogs don't? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:900319145] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote><cite>Schwarber posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah but don't cats eat their owners? idk I've never actually bothered to look it up.</quote> you think dogs don't?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g0ldie 04/26/18 1:30:16 AM #6:	cat. they have great speed, reflexes, mobility, and flexibility. --- https://i.imgur.com/ZQ9jsfL.gifv https://i.imgur.com/3vUvaBx.gifv <cite>g0ldie posted [p:900319192] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>cat. they have great speed, reflexes, mobility, and flexibility.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarber 04/26/18 1:39:13 AM #7:	thronedfire2 posted... Schwarber posted... Yeah but don't cats eat their owners? idk I've never actually bothered to look it up. you think dogs don't? I think a dog would wait a lil longer. That shows respect. --- http://i.imgur.com/iQXgYOx.gif http://i.imgur.com/l3frhSF.gif http://i.imgur.com/HM1Hjby.gif https://i.imgur.com/bvsFH0H.jpg - drawn by Yaridovich <cite>Schwarber posted [p:900319478] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Schwarber posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah but don't cats eat their owners? idk I've never actually bothered to look it up.</quote> you think dogs don't?</quote> I think a dog would wait a lil longer. That shows respect.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarber 04/26/18 8:59:36 PM #8:	Bump for science --- http://i.imgur.com/iQXgYOx.gif http://i.imgur.com/l3frhSF.gif http://i.imgur.com/HM1Hjby.gif https://i.imgur.com/bvsFH0H.jpg - drawn by Yaridovich <cite>Schwarber posted [p:900365691] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>Bump for science</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PikachuMaxwell 04/26/18 9:01:30 PM #9:	Dog. Stronger I guess. --- Super Smash Bros. for Wii U mains: http://i.imgur.com/vLFcGb2.png Nintendo Network Name: JohnJohn <cite>PikachuMaxwell posted [p:900365803] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>Dog. Stronger I guess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 04/26/18 9:05:59 PM #10:	Schwarber posted... Yeah but don't cats eat their owners? idk I've never actually bothered to look it up. Cats would kill their owners basically if they were bigger. They are essentially small ass predatory cats who even when thoroughly domesticated can disrupt the local environment more than most breeds of dog. But overall dogs can cause so much more damage to people theres no point in even dredging up stats - many types of dogs both can and have killed people. And yeah, dogs have definitely eaten dead owners before. --- I am basically am I. Well, basically. <cite>masticatingman posted [p:900366081] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote><cite>Schwarber posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah but don't cats eat their owners? idk I've never actually bothered to look it up.</quote> Cats would kill their owners basically if they were bigger. They are essentially small ass predatory cats who even when thoroughly domesticated can disrupt the local environment more than most breeds of dog. But overall dogs can cause so much more damage to people theres no point in even dredging up stats - many types of dogs both can and have killed people. And yeah, dogs have definitely eaten dead owners before.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alphagamble 04/26/18 9:07:14 PM #11:	Schwarber posted... thronedfire2 posted... Schwarber posted... Yeah but don't cats eat their owners? idk I've never actually bothered to look it up. you think dogs don't? I think a dog would wait a lil longer. That shows respect. Dogs eat their owner's faces iirc --- ooh <cite>alphagamble posted [p:900366149] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote><cite>Schwarber posted...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Schwarber posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah but don't cats eat their owners? idk I've never actually bothered to look it up.</quote> you think dogs don't?</quote> I think a dog would wait a lil longer. That shows respect.</quote> Dogs eat their owner's faces iirc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DesuDeku 04/26/18 9:07:58 PM #12:	Cat since they have less physical limitations than dogs. --- Believe in yourself! https://i.imgur.com/UB9dwaa.png <cite>DesuDeku posted [p:900366194] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>Cat since they have less physical limitations than dogs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joestarrr 04/26/18 9:09:01 PM #13:	thronedfire2 posted... Schwarber posted... Yeah but don't cats eat their owners? idk I've never actually bothered to look it up. you think dogs don't? --- https://joestarrr.sarahah.com/ <cite>joestarrr posted [p:900366262] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Schwarber posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah but don't cats eat their owners? idk I've never actually bothered to look it up.</quote> you think dogs don't?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99 04/26/18 9:10:53 PM #14:	alphagamble posted... Schwarber posted... thronedfire2 posted... Schwarber posted... Yeah but don't cats eat their owners? idk I've never actually bothered to look it up. you think dogs don't? I think a dog would wait a lil longer. That shows respect. Dogs eat their owner's faces iirc Probably starts with a manic lick or something --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:900366375] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote><cite>alphagamble posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Schwarber posted...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Schwarber posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah but don't cats eat their owners? idk I've never actually bothered to look it up.</quote> you think dogs don't?</quote> I think a dog would wait a lil longer. That shows respect.</quote> Dogs eat their owner's faces iirc</quote> Probably starts with a manic lick or something</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cleo_II 04/26/18 9:25:07 PM #15:	Cat. They are totally pampered and dont even have to do any stupid tricks. <cite>Cleo_II posted [p:900367227] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>Cat. They are totally pampered and dont even have to do any stupid tricks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 04/26/18 9:30:06 PM #16:	Schwarber posted... You can't use the transformation to make any sort of money. Okay, I'm sorry. How do you survive then? Does the government pay disability if you suddenly wake up as a cat? Or are you condemned to the life of a stray or house pet? In that regard, it's kinda like asking which prison you'd prefer. <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:900367500] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote><cite>Schwarber posted...</cite> <quote>You can't use the transformation to make any sort of money.</quote> Okay, I'm sorry. How do you survive then? Does the government pay disability if you suddenly wake up as a cat? Or are you condemned to the life of a stray or house pet? In that regard, it's kinda like asking which prison you'd prefer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 04/26/18 9:31:57 PM #17:	I think I know which one @HashtagTartarus would pick. Anyway, I choose to be a cat - they are more independent than dogs, and it just seems like being a cat would be more fun overall. --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:900367594] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>I think I know which one @HashtagTartarus would pick. Anyway, I choose to be a cat - they are more independent than dogs, and it just seems like being a cat would be more fun overall.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarber 04/26/18 9:38:29 PM #18:	Skye Reynolds posted... Schwarber posted... You can't use the transformation to make any sort of money. Okay, I'm sorry. How do you survive then? Does the government pay disability if you suddenly wake up as a cat? Or are you condemned to the life of a stray or house pet? In that regard, it's kinda like asking which prison you'd prefer. Well, which prison would you prefer? --- http://i.imgur.com/iQXgYOx.gif http://i.imgur.com/l3frhSF.gif http://i.imgur.com/HM1Hjby.gif https://i.imgur.com/bvsFH0H.jpg - drawn by Yaridovich <cite>Schwarber posted [p:900367937] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Schwarber posted...</cite> <quote>You can't use the transformation to make any sort of money.</quote> Okay, I'm sorry. How do you survive then? Does the government pay disability if you suddenly wake up as a cat? Or are you condemned to the life of a stray or house pet? In that regard, it's kinda like asking which prison you'd prefer.</quote> Well, which prison would you prefer?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 04/26/18 9:49:09 PM #19:	The question is preposterous. If we maintain human intelligence, we maintain human desire for financial gain. A person trapped in a cat's body would use the ability of a sapient feline to secure financial gain. A person trapped in a dog's body would do the same. <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:900368545] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>The question is preposterous. If we maintain human intelligence, we maintain human desire for financial gain. A person trapped in a cat's body would use the ability of a sapient feline to secure financial gain. A person trapped in a dog's body would do the same.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 04/26/18 9:50:20 PM #20:	Everybody wants to be a cat. Because a cats the only cat who knows where it's at. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:900368618] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>Everybody wants to be a cat. Because a cats the only cat who knows where it's at.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarber 04/26/18 9:57:13 PM #21:	Skye Reynolds posted... The question is preposterous. You don't say... Why do you have to be a stick in the mud and not play along? Shame on you. You sound like you'd like to be a slug imo. --- http://i.imgur.com/iQXgYOx.gif http://i.imgur.com/l3frhSF.gif http://i.imgur.com/HM1Hjby.gif https://i.imgur.com/bvsFH0H.jpg - drawn by Yaridovich <cite>Schwarber posted [p:900368989] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>The question is preposterous.</quote> You don't say... Why do you have to be a stick in the mud and not play along? Shame on you. You sound like you'd like to be a slug imo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 04/26/18 9:59:43 PM #22:	While cats have greater dexterity, a large breed dog can mount an adult human female and that's the difference maker. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:900369151] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>While cats have greater dexterity, a large breed dog can mount an adult human female and that's the difference maker.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 04/26/18 10:18:55 PM #23:	FortuneCookie posted... --- https://i.imgur.com/ZQ9jsfL.gifv https://i.imgur.com/3vUvaBx.gifv <cite>g0ldie posted [p:900370260] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote><cite>FortuneCookie posted...</cite> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 04/26/18 10:21:59 PM #24:	If I'm still mentally human, then I still have a desire for human contact. What am I supposed to do, have sex with a fellow cat or dog with the IQ of a mindless animal? Or do I just take a vow of celibacy now that I'm stuck in an animal body. Sorry, but I'm still gonna go for the human ladies. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:900370455] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>If I'm still mentally human, then I still have a desire for human contact. What am I supposed to do, have sex with a fellow cat or dog with the IQ of a mindless animal? Or do I just take a vow of celibacy now that I'm stuck in an animal body. Sorry, but I'm still gonna go for the human ladies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 04/26/18 10:38:00 PM #25:	If you pick dog, you have to deal with people putting you on a leash and making you go for a walk whenever they want you to, and if you try to play when you're in the mood they'll probably tell you to stop because you're too big to not get in the way. You can't even take a dump on your own initiative, you need someone to take you outside. Lame, bro. And oh, the sitting. Can I just lay down instead? Not like I'm going anywhere. No? Just sit here with this pain in my ass getting worse and worse from this hard floor of yours? Seriously man get a carpet. Fuck this. As a cat you can go poop whenever you want and you even have your own separate box to do it in. You can get on the furniture at will because it's not like anyone will stop you, you're a fucking cat, everyone knows you go where you please. Run around the house, play with a piece of dust you found, attack some shoe laces, it's all good. No one's going to stop you from having fun, you're a cat. Plus you live a lot longer. Why the fuck would I be a dog? --- We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny <cite>Panthera posted [p:900371307] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>If you pick dog, you have to deal with people putting you on a leash and making you go for a walk whenever they want you to, and if you try to play when you're in the mood they'll probably tell you to stop because you're too big to not get in the way. You can't even take a dump on your own initiative, you need someone to take you outside. Lame, bro. And oh, the sitting. Can I just lay down instead? Not like I'm going anywhere. No? Just sit here with this pain in my ass getting worse and worse from this hard floor of yours? Seriously man get a carpet. Fuck this. As a cat you can go poop whenever you want and you even have your own separate box to do it in. You can get on the furniture at will because it's not like anyone will stop you, you're a fucking cat, everyone knows you go where you please. Run around the house, play with a piece of dust you found, attack some shoe laces, it's all good. No one's going to stop you from having fun, you're a cat. Plus you live a lot longer. Why the fuck would I be a dog?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DesuDeku 04/26/18 11:01:41 PM #26:	FortuneCookie posted... If I'm still mentally human, then I still have a desire for human contact. What am I supposed to do, have sex with a fellow cat or dog with the IQ of a mindless animal? Or do I just take a vow of celibacy now that I'm stuck in an animal body. Sorry, but I'm still gonna go for the human ladies. But can you communicate? The TC never said you could still speak English. --- Believe in yourself! https://i.imgur.com/UB9dwaa.png <cite>DesuDeku posted [p:900372672] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote><cite>FortuneCookie posted...</cite> <quote>If I'm still mentally human, then I still have a desire for human contact. What am I supposed to do, have sex with a fellow cat or dog with the IQ of a mindless animal? Or do I just take a vow of celibacy now that I'm stuck in an animal body. Sorry, but I'm still gonna go for the human ladies.</quote> But can you communicate? The TC never said you could still speak English.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 04/26/18 11:06:55 PM #27:	--- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:900373003] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarber 04/27/18 12:49:30 AM #28:	FortuneCookie posted... If I'm still mentally human, then I still have a desire for human contact. What am I supposed to do, have sex with a fellow cat or dog with the IQ of a mindless animal? Or do I just take a vow of celibacy now that I'm stuck in an animal body. Sorry, but I'm still gonna go for the human ladies. What if not playing the silly game turns you in to a slug like @Skye_Reynolds? I bet you wouldn't be so negative then. --- http://i.imgur.com/iQXgYOx.gif http://i.imgur.com/l3frhSF.gif http://i.imgur.com/HM1Hjby.gif https://i.imgur.com/bvsFH0H.jpg - drawn by Yaridovich <cite>Schwarber posted [p:900378809] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote><cite>FortuneCookie posted...</cite> <quote>If I'm still mentally human, then I still have a desire for human contact. What am I supposed to do, have sex with a fellow cat or dog with the IQ of a mindless animal? Or do I just take a vow of celibacy now that I'm stuck in an animal body. Sorry, but I'm still gonna go for the human ladies.</quote> What if not playing the silly game turns you in to a slug like @Skye_Reynolds? I bet you wouldn't be so negative then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ErrorCrX 04/27/18 12:52:51 AM #29:	Ever read the Warriors series??? Cat for sure my dude! Then I'd go join ThunderClan because of plot armor reasons. --- Stay in drugs don't do school <cite>ErrorCrX posted [p:900378945] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>Ever read the Warriors series??? Cat for sure my dude! Then I'd go join ThunderClan because of plot armor reasons.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Volkswagen_Bros 04/27/18 12:56:37 AM #30:	--- Look! my foot is on the rope! My FOOT is on the rope. If it weren't for that ref, I would've been champion! - Alexa Bliss <cite>Volkswagen_Bros posted [p:900379103] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarber 04/27/18 1:05:08 AM #31:	--- http://i.imgur.com/iQXgYOx.gif http://i.imgur.com/l3frhSF.gif http://i.imgur.com/HM1Hjby.gif https://i.imgur.com/bvsFH0H.jpg - drawn by Yaridovich <cite>Schwarber posted [p:900379437] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ErrorCrX 04/27/18 1:12:12 AM #32:	Whaaaat? --- Stay in drugs don't do school <cite>ErrorCrX posted [p:900379716] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>Whaaaat?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarlGrimes 04/27/18 1:36:55 AM #33:	A human mind in a cat body would have a far better advantage than a human mind in a dog body. --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 <cite>CarlGrimes posted [p:900380622] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>A human mind in a cat body would have a far better advantage than a human mind in a dog body.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 04/27/18 1:51:47 AM #34:	FortuneCookie posted... While cats have greater dexterity, a large breed dog can mount an adult human female and that's the difference maker. --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:900381165] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote><cite>FortuneCookie posted...</cite> <quote>While cats have greater dexterity, a large breed dog can mount an adult human female and that's the difference maker.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarber 04/28/18 1:49:20 PM #35:	Dogs getting BTFO --- http://i.imgur.com/iQXgYOx.gif http://i.imgur.com/l3frhSF.gif http://i.imgur.com/HM1Hjby.gif https://i.imgur.com/bvsFH0H.jpg - drawn by Yaridovich <cite>Schwarber posted [p:900462028] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>Dogs getting BTFO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aki_sora 04/28/18 2:09:57 PM #36:	Cat because kawaii --- this is GFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! Own PS3 & PS VITA <cite>aki_sora posted [p:900463012] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>Cat because kawaii </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 04/28/18 2:16:23 PM #37:	As much as I love dogs, my lifestyle says "cat" --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:900463292] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>As much as I love dogs, my lifestyle says "cat"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orthopox12 04/28/18 2:16:55 PM #38:	Can you still communicate with other humans or do they just view you as a common pet? --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} <cite>Orthopox12 posted [p:900463312] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote>Can you still communicate with other humans or do they just view you as a common pet?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagTartarus 04/28/18 10:28:46 PM #39:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H4FavLK2PA" data-time=" --- https://puu.sh/tsvPi/2281d37d96.png https://puu.sh/vbW49/579c34013a.png <cite>HashtagTartarus posted [p:900486810] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H4FavLK2PA" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarber 04/30/18 9:58:17 AM #40:	--- http://i.imgur.com/iQXgYOx.gif http://i.imgur.com/l3frhSF.gif http://i.imgur.com/HM1Hjby.gif https://i.imgur.com/bvsFH0H.jpg - drawn by Yaridovich <cite>Schwarber posted [p:900559439] in Would you ... [t:76552979]...</cite> <quote> --- http://i.imgur.com/iQXgYOx.gif http://i.imgur.com/l3frhSF.gif http://i.imgur.com/HM1Hjby.gif https://i.imgur.com/bvsFH0H.jpg - drawn by Yaridovich</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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