LogFAQs > #900371307

If you pick dog, you have to deal with people putting you on a leash and making you go for a walk whenever they want you to, and if you try to play when you're in the mood they'll probably tell you to stop because you're too big to not get in the way. You can't even take a dump on your own initiative, you need someone to take you outside. Lame, bro. And oh, the sitting. Can I just lay down instead? Not like I'm going anywhere. No? Just sit here with this pain in my ass getting worse and worse from this hard floor of yours? Seriously man get a carpet. Fuck this.

As a cat you can go poop whenever you want and you even have your own separate box to do it in. You can get on the furniture at will because it's not like anyone will stop you, you're a fucking cat, everyone knows you go where you please. Run around the house, play with a piece of dust you found, attack some shoe laces, it's all good. No one's going to stop you from having fun, you're a cat. Plus you live a lot longer. Why the fuck would I be a dog?
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