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Lord_Shadow 04/25/18 12:27:00 AM #1:	And are being sent to Vietnam to fight the Communists what do you do? --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 Member of the PC Master race <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:900258532] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>And are being sent to Vietnam to fight the Communists what do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DesuDeku 04/25/18 12:28:19 AM #2:	I'm not fit enough for that shit. But it's not like I could do anything about it --- Believe in yourself! https://i.imgur.com/UB9dwaa.png <cite>DesuDeku posted [p:900258572] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>I'm not fit enough for that shit. But it's not like I could do anything about it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege 04/25/18 12:28:37 AM #3:	Lord_Shadow posted... fight the communist Just the one? They probably don't need me there then. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:900258587] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Shadow posted...</cite> <quote>fight the communist</quote> Just the one? They probably don't need me there then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 04/25/18 12:29:25 AM #4:	LinksLiege posted... Lord_Shadow posted... fight the communist Just the one? They probably don't need me there then. All of them --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 Member of the PC Master race <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:900258614] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote><cite>LinksLiege posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Shadow posted...</cite> <quote>fight the communist</quote> Just the one? They probably don't need me there then.</quote> All of them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 04/25/18 12:29:50 AM #5:	I find myself in Canada --- https://i.imgur.com/ZQ9jsfL.gifv https://i.imgur.com/3vUvaBx.gifv <cite>g0ldie posted [p:900258632] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>I find myself in Canada</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ErrorCrX 04/25/18 12:30:16 AM #6:	Use some cheap parlor trick to fool the people trying to draft me into believing that I lost my legs. I'm a minor and they can't draft me anyways. --- Stay in drugs don't do school <cite>ErrorCrX posted [p:900258644] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>Use some cheap parlor trick to fool the people trying to draft me into believing that I lost my legs. I'm a minor and they can't draft me anyways.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 04/25/18 12:30:47 AM #7:	time to put all my time in call of duty to good use --- http://i.imgur.com/ji9KF3f.jpg http://i.imgur.com/p3G1Hvd.png http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:900258664] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>time to put all my time in call of duty to good use</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
muchdran 04/25/18 12:32:32 AM #8:	DesuDeku posted... I'm not fit enough for that shit. But it's not like I could do anything about it How fat are you? --- If liberals didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have standards at all. <cite>muchdran posted [p:900258745] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote><cite>DesuDeku posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not fit enough for that shit. But it's not like I could do anything about it</quote> How fat are you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/25/18 12:32:44 AM #9:	Sweet what team am I playing for? I'm ready to do sports coach. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:900258758] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>Sweet what team am I playing for? I'm ready to do sports coach.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
moose_knuckle 04/25/18 12:39:31 AM #10:	DesuDeku posted... I'm not fit enough for that shit. But it's not like I could do anything about it They know how to fix that. --- http://www.INFOWARS.com <cite>moose_knuckle posted [p:900259035] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote><cite>DesuDeku posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not fit enough for that shit. But it's not like I could do anything about it</quote> They know how to fix that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodyNate 04/25/18 12:41:12 AM #11:	Get my conscientious objector exemption <cite>BloodyNate posted [p:900259098] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>Get my conscientious objector exemption</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 04/25/18 12:42:07 AM #12:	"Shit in my pants" - Ted Nugent --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:900259134] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>"Shit in my pants" - Ted Nugent</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/25/18 12:43:06 AM #13:	BloodyNate posted... Get my conscientious objector exemption You would pull some chick shit like that and be a coward --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:900259175] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote><cite>BloodyNate posted...</cite> <quote>Get my conscientious objector exemption</quote> You would pull some chick shit like that and be a coward</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodyNate 04/25/18 1:13:45 AM #14:	MabusIncarnate posted... BloodyNate posted... Get my conscientious objector exemption You would pull some chick shit like that and be a coward I am a pacifist, especially when it comes to large scale conflict like military operation, so yes, I would, my friend. <cite>BloodyNate posted [p:900260226] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BloodyNate posted...</cite> <quote>Get my conscientious objector exemption</quote> You would pull some chick shit like that and be a coward</quote> I am a pacifist, especially when it comes to large scale conflict like military operation, so yes, I would, my friend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 04/25/18 1:16:57 AM #15:	I'm 30 tho Get some other young blood --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:900260333] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>I'm 30 tho Get some other young blood</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DesuDeku 04/25/18 3:09:45 AM #16:	muchdran posted... DesuDeku posted... I'm not fit enough for that shit. But it's not like I could do anything about it How fat are you? I'm not fat, I'm a bit underweight. I don't have much upper body strength. I'm fine with walking long distances but I get tired pretty quickly if I tried running. --- Believe in yourself! https://i.imgur.com/UB9dwaa.png <cite>DesuDeku posted [p:900263462] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote><cite>muchdran posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DesuDeku posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not fit enough for that shit. But it's not like I could do anything about it</quote> How fat are you?</quote> I'm not fat, I'm a bit underweight. I don't have much upper body strength. I'm fine with walking long distances but I get tired pretty quickly if I tried running.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 04/25/18 3:11:04 AM #17:	too old to get drafted --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:900263488] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>too old to get drafted</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 04/25/18 3:12:20 AM #18:	DesuDeku posted... muchdran posted... DesuDeku posted... I'm not fit enough for that shit. But it's not like I could do anything about it How fat are you? I'm not fat, I'm a bit underweight. I don't have much upper body strength. I'm fine with walking long distances but I get tired pretty quickly if I tried running. I imagine basic training is partly for fixing that. But I think they actually would turn me down. I'm near-sighted as fuck and I have weird leg muscles from being a toe-walker my whole life. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:900263518] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote><cite>DesuDeku posted...</cite> <quote><cite>muchdran posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DesuDeku posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not fit enough for that shit. But it's not like I could do anything about it</quote> How fat are you?</quote> I'm not fat, I'm a bit underweight. I don't have much upper body strength. I'm fine with walking long distances but I get tired pretty quickly if I tried running.</quote> I imagine basic training is partly for fixing that. But I think they actually would turn me down. I'm near-sighted as fuck and I have weird leg muscles from being a toe-walker my whole life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vulgorn 04/25/18 3:14:18 AM #19:	i have cerebral palsy, instant dequalification, even if its mild. --- http://i.imgur.com/ryDA9Rf.gif <cite>Vulgorn posted [p:900263551] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>i have cerebral palsy, instant dequalification, even if its mild.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 04/25/18 3:17:25 AM #20:	plan on spending my time off at the brothels tbh --- WittleJimmyJimmyjumper <cite>JTilly posted [p:900263614] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>plan on spending my time off at the brothels tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sonic23004 04/25/18 3:24:04 AM #21:	I have bone spurs. --- Sometimes science is more art than science, Morty. A lot of people don't get that. <cite>Sonic23004 posted [p:900263751] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>I have bone spurs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fantastein 04/25/18 3:24:25 AM #22:	Pretty sure I couldn't go even if I wanted due to a history of mental health issues. I know my brother tried to join the army a few years ago and couldn't get in because of that. I'd also fail basic training horribly, lol. --- Son of a submariner! <cite>Fantastein posted [p:900263758] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure I couldn't go even if I wanted due to a history of mental health issues. I know my brother tried to join the army a few years ago and couldn't get in because of that. I'd also fail basic training horribly, lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Theruss 04/25/18 3:25:39 AM #23:	I convert to Islam, and then get out of it due to religious reasons. <cite>Lord_Theruss posted [p:900263788] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>I convert to Islam, and then get out of it due to religious reasons.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gamer167 04/25/18 3:48:07 AM #24:	Lord_Theruss posted... I convert to Islam, and then get out of it due to religious reasons. We had a Muslim squad leader in my platoon at boot camp. Make sure you pack that Quran! <cite>gamer167 posted [p:900264279] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Theruss posted...</cite> <quote>I convert to Islam, and then get out of it due to religious reasons.</quote> We had a Muslim squad leader in my platoon at boot camp. Make sure you pack that Quran!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 04/25/18 3:48:57 AM #25:	They'd never take me on medical grounds, but if I have no choice I may as well just go shoot people for money, I guess. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:900264302] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>They'd never take me on medical grounds, but if I have no choice I may as well just go shoot people for money, I guess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
QueenCarly 04/25/18 3:49:49 AM #26:	Join the Communists. --- https://media.giphy.com/media/26AHNHoZ6XnXX2fhC/giphy.gif <cite>QueenCarly posted [p:900264321] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>Join the Communists.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Theruss 04/25/18 3:49:56 AM #27:	gamer167 posted... Lord_Theruss posted... I convert to Islam, and then get out of it due to religious reasons. We had a Muslim squad leader in my platoon at boot camp. Make sure you pack that Quran! Muhammed Ali dodged the draft due to religious reasons. <cite>Lord_Theruss posted [p:900264325] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote><cite>gamer167 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Theruss posted...</cite> <quote>I convert to Islam, and then get out of it due to religious reasons.</quote> We had a Muslim squad leader in my platoon at boot camp. Make sure you pack that Quran!</quote> Muhammed Ali dodged the draft due to religious reasons.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 04/25/18 3:50:11 AM #28:	By the way it's modern day Vietnam not classic 60s Napalm Vietnam --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 Member of the PC Master race <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:900264335] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>By the way it's modern day Vietnam not classic 60s Napalm Vietnam</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Theruss 04/25/18 3:50:53 AM #29:	Lord_Shadow posted... By the way it's modern day Vietnam not classic 60s Napalm Vietnam In that case it would be even easier to dodge it due to religious reasons. <cite>Lord_Theruss posted [p:900264357] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Shadow posted...</cite> <quote>By the way it's modern day Vietnam not classic 60s Napalm Vietnam</quote> In that case it would be even easier to dodge it due to religious reasons.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 04/25/18 3:51:13 AM #30:	Sonic23004 posted... I have bone spurs. That's the idea, medical deferment. --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:900264371] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sonic23004 posted...</cite> <quote>I have bone spurs.</quote> That's the idea, medical deferment.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medz1286 04/25/18 3:51:25 AM #31:	Ask Trump --- Hi <cite>Medz1286 posted [p:900264377] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>Ask Trump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slip-N-Slide 04/25/18 3:52:44 AM #32:	OwlRammer posted... time to put all my time in call of duty to good use Calls in kill steak "Where the fuck is it?" Dies Haunts the battlefield just to call everyone else homophobic slurs before quitting --- Get wet. http://i.imgtc.com/2q3z3TmhFO.jpg <cite>Slip-N-Slide posted [p:900264404] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote><cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote>time to put all my time in call of duty to good use</quote> Calls in kill steak "Where the fuck is it?" Dies Haunts the battlefield just to call everyone else homophobic slurs before quitting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 04/25/18 3:56:23 AM #33:	No way in hell I would go. No Vietcong ever called me a racial slur. --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:900264482] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>No way in hell I would go. No Vietcong ever called me a racial slur.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 04/25/18 3:58:41 AM #34:	cjsdowg posted... No way in hell I would go. No Vietcong ever called me a racial slur. But they did call your mom a hoe and that a goat herd was her pimp but you know you do you. --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 Member of the PC Master race <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:900264523] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote><cite>cjsdowg posted...</cite> <quote>No way in hell I would go. No Vietcong ever called me a racial slur.</quote> But they did call your mom a hoe and that a goat herd was her pimp but you know you do you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 04/25/18 4:09:37 AM #35:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g9qVwCpxwA" data-time=" --- http://i.imgur.com/kzYI7mi.jpg <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:900264746] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g9qVwCpxwA" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gamer167 04/25/18 4:09:46 AM #36:	Lord_Theruss posted... gamer167 posted... Lord_Theruss posted... I convert to Islam, and then get out of it due to religious reasons. We had a Muslim squad leader in my platoon at boot camp. Make sure you pack that Quran! Muhammed Ali dodged the draft due to religious reasons. You ain't Muhammed Ali homie. <cite>gamer167 posted [p:900264749] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Theruss posted...</cite> <quote><cite>gamer167 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Theruss posted...</cite> <quote>I convert to Islam, and then get out of it due to religious reasons.</quote> We had a Muslim squad leader in my platoon at boot camp. Make sure you pack that Quran!</quote> Muhammed Ali dodged the draft due to religious reasons.</quote> You ain't Muhammed Ali homie.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cranie 04/25/18 4:10:22 AM #37:	The one time having MS pays off. Enjoy your jungle of death healthy people! <cite>Cranie posted [p:900264768] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>The one time having MS pays off. Enjoy your jungle of death healthy people!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
omega cookie 04/25/18 4:11:33 AM #38:	My left leg is held together by metal rods and plates, and though I don't use it, I'm supposed to use a cane to walk around. I also have less than fifty percent range of motion in my left shoulder, which is also held together by a metal plate and screws. Try and draft me. I dare you. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog FFBE: 885,063,087 - Orlandeau - 931 ATK <cite>omega cookie posted [p:900264799] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>My left leg is held together by metal rods and plates, and though I don't use it, I'm supposed to use a cane to walk around. I also have less than fifty percent range of motion in my left shoulder, which is also held together by a metal plate and screws. Try and draft me. I dare you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medz1286 04/25/18 4:13:48 AM #39:	omega cookie posted... My left leg is held together by metal rods and plates, and though I don't use it, I'm supposed to use a cane to walk around. I also have less than fifty percent range of motion in my left shoulder, which is also held together by a metal plate and screws. Try and draft me. I dare you. I will buy you a draft --- Hi <cite>Medz1286 posted [p:900264847] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote><cite>omega cookie posted...</cite> <quote>My left leg is held together by metal rods and plates, and though I don't use it, I'm supposed to use a cane to walk around. I also have less than fifty percent range of motion in my left shoulder, which is also held together by a metal plate and screws. Try and draft me. I dare you.</quote> I will buy you a draft</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 04/25/18 4:14:15 AM #40:	Go Get sent home for not being fit for service. Or be the best soldier I can be if I am not as unfit as I think. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:900264858] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>Go Get sent home for not being fit for service. Or be the best soldier I can be if I am not as unfit as I think.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 04/25/18 10:20:22 PM #41:	I would ask my training officer if camping is a legitimate strategy, and where the respawn point is. --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:900311176] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>I would ask my training officer if camping is a legitimate strategy, and where the respawn point is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 04/25/18 10:21:34 PM #42:	ow my bone spurs --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:900311246] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>ow my bone spurs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 04/25/18 10:22:25 PM #43:	I can't walk more than a mile without crying like a little bitch sorry army! --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:900311296] in You have b... [t:76549716]...</cite> <quote>I can't walk more than a mile without crying like a little bitch sorry army!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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