Current Events > Cute girl from work literally asked me out to go get coffee and chat. I need adv

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How do I not screw this up? Help me CE

Be sure to bring up your amiibo collection early and often.
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Pics
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Tell her that you love her and that you can't imagine living a life without her in it.
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Remember to show up late with cheap flowers.
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Tell her about your last grocery trip.
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Just remember to think of it as friendly gettogether. Don't think with your dick, but with your brain. Take it slowly, pace yourself, and let it work itself out. Just ride with it.

Hope everything works out for you man. Same thing happened to me earlier this year and I had to do the creeper walk back to my desk to hide my chub lmao.
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Im pretty sure it was TC who brought it up and not an actual chick.
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...

Im pretty sure it was TC who brought it up and not an actual chick.

No. For the first time ever, a girl actually asked me out first. Weve been chatting a for while but I had never asked her to go out.

SavenForever posted...

Just remember to think of it as friendly gettogether. Don't think with your dick, but with your brain. Take it slowly, pace yourself, and let it work itself out. Just ride with it.

Hope everything works out for you man. Same thing happened to me earlier this year and I had to do the creeper walk back to my desk to hide my chub lmao.

Your chub?

nuclearratchet posted...

SavenForever posted...

Just remember to think of it as friendly gettogether. Don't think with your dick, but with your brain. Take it slowly, pace yourself, and let it work itself out. Just ride with it.

Hope everything works out for you man. Same thing happened to me earlier this year and I had to do the creeper walk back to my desk to hide my chub lmao.

Your chub?

He had a fish with him

To impress a chick, you gotta helicopter dick.
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Ask her if she like daggers.
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Guys shouldI pay for her coffee?

nuclearratchet posted...

Guys shouldI pay for her coffee?

no, she asked you.
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No
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Just take it for what it is. She thinks you're kind and funny. She wants to spend time with you. It's not necessarily a strong romantic interest, she's just getting to know you. If things go well offer to take her bowling next time or a movie.

Bring daggers. Lots and lots of daggers. Girls love daggers. Before my other half and I were dating, I showed her my dagger collection and she loves it. If a girl doesn't like daggers, she's a terrible wife.
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If you didn't accept by:

*blushes*
Of course we can go get coffee!

You already fucked up.
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...

If you didn't accept by:

*blushes*
Of course we can go get coffee!

You already fucked up.

IMO no. If a girl likes you she will like you regardless of what you say or do and same vice versa.

Also why are people talking about daggers lmao wtf

Tell her your into anuses and would love to see hers.
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Advice: Go on a date. You've got this one in the bag.
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she asked you out bro, as long as you don't literally vomit all over her while subsequently shitting out amiibos, you'll be fine
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I was thinking about saying So I guess you my gf now in a joking way. Should I? Ive done this before and it resulted with me having a girlfriend.

nuclearratchet posted...

I was thinking about saying So I guess you my gf now in a joking way. Should I? Ive done this before and it resulted with me having a girlfriend.

not on a first date, no
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Muffinz0rz posted...

nuclearratchet posted...

I was thinking about saying So I guess you my gf now in a joking way. Should I? Ive done this before and it resulted with me having a girlfriend.

not on a first date, no

Yeah youre right. Maybe on a second or third one.

ProTip: Bring your switch or 3ds so you have something to do if it gets boring.
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Daggers daggers daggers.

Don't push a relationship unless she starts getting all touchy feely. Then it would be fine to "joke" about her being yours and such.

It sounds more flattering to say "you're mine" anyway. Your line is something awkward teens say.
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Say that her haircut is making her look skinnier than usual
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OK to talk about:

Family
Occupation
Recreation
Dreams

avoid talking about:

Religion
Abortion
Politics
Exes

but tbh i kinda disagree with 'R' and 'P' if they're especially important to you. if you're a diehard Athiest and could never date a Christian, better to get that out of the way than waste either of your time.
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Just focus on her dawg. Find out all about her. Trust me, if she likes you, she will let it be known.
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Pretend you're on a man date with one of your friends, except don't talk about your dick or other women unless she brings those subjects up first.

Also, you need to establish within the first few minutes if she likes daggers. Her answer doesn't matter, but it's still a customary CE date question.
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smoke_break posted...

Tell her that you love her and that you can't imagine living a life without her in it.

I basically told this to my now fiancee when we first met and it pretty much worked.
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Giant_Aspirin posted...

OK to talk about:

Family
Occupation
Recreation
Dreams

avoid talking about:

Religion
Abortion
Politics
Exes

but tbh i kinda disagree with 'R' and 'P' if they're especially important to you. if you're a diehard Athiest and could never date a Christian, better to get that out of the way than waste either of your time.

i'd put family in the second group
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