Poll of the Day > after doing the math ive had sex about 5000 times

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LaggnFragnLarry
04/23/18 12:23:30 PM
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thats a lot of tinder sluts
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Dikitain
04/23/18 12:26:57 PM
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And only 4999 of those involved your hand.
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wwinterj25
04/23/18 12:33:18 PM
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I'd be more impressed with folk who have had long term relationships then multiple one night stands. Of course your topic title doesn't indicate how long each "relationship" is but your OP implies it's just short term deals. Not that I actually believe your gimmick on both accounts.
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LinkPizza
04/23/18 12:38:14 PM
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If you had sex once a day for a little over 13 and a half years, you could easily reach that number. That being said, I usually have it a bunch at a time with my SO when I go over. And at one point, I was going over every night when I left work early. As in, I worked a 8-hour job, left after the first hour, and still got paid the same amount...
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JOExHIGASHI
04/23/18 1:07:50 PM
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I've done it 999999 times, I'm also a billionaire, karate master, bench pressed 6000 lbs, and trained sniper with 100 confirmed kills
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BlazeAndBlade
04/23/18 1:21:39 PM
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that a lot of STD chances and possibly pregnancy's/offspring you don't know about
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Herpes
04/23/18 1:24:12 PM
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BlazeAndBlade posted...
that a lot of STD chances and possibly pregnancy's/offspring you don't know about


virgin detected
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wwinterj25
04/23/18 1:41:50 PM
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Herpes posted...
virgin detected


He's not wrong though.
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SmokeMassTree
04/23/18 1:44:34 PM
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quigonzel posted...
Wow, Larry. What's your secret?


It's the sauce
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BlazeAndBlade
04/23/18 2:32:10 PM
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Herpes posted...
BlazeAndBlade posted...
that a lot of STD chances and possibly pregnancy's/offspring you don't know about


virgin detected


you know it's sad that most topics you enter you're calling someone a virgin it's almost like your trying to cover up your own lack of experience in the matter..... so grow up kiddo .

lol user since april 2018 and 6 karma maybe you should...like...try not ....getting...banned so much
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Herpes
04/24/18 1:22:01 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Herpes posted...
virgin detected


He's not wrong though.


I don't care if he's wrong or right, still a virgin.
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LittleRoyal
04/24/18 2:38:29 PM
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What counts as one time
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LittleRoyal
04/24/18 2:38:38 PM
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Dikitain posted...
And only 4999 of those involved your hand.

Uhh all sex should involve your hands
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DevilSummoner1
04/24/18 4:27:50 PM
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Dikitain posted...
And only 4999 of those involved your hand.


lol
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EvilMegas
04/24/18 4:37:38 PM
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That's a cute number
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Golden Road
04/24/18 4:57:07 PM
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Kavorka is real, I guess.
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minervo
04/24/18 5:31:45 PM
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Herpes posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
Herpes posted...
virgin detected


He's not wrong though.


I don't care if he's wrong or right, still a virgin.

I assume you are herpes personified, so i'm not surprised you hate virgins.
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Locke90
04/24/18 5:33:43 PM
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Herpes posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
Herpes posted...
virgin detected


He's not wrong though.


I don't care if he's wrong or right, still a virgin.

not neccesarily he could have personal knowledge of having caught an std or gotten someone pregnant.
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SmokeMassTree
04/24/18 5:34:06 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
Dikitain posted...
And only 4999 of those involved your hand.

Uhh all sex should involve your hands


Are you saying people without hands can't have sex?

That's racist
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Herpes
04/25/18 11:22:32 AM
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LittleRoyal posted...
Dikitain posted...
And only 4999 of those involved your hand.

Uhh all sex should involve your hands


Clearly you've never had sex. I can't imagine you telling some girl "ayyy girl, I use my hands real good in sex". She'll probably think you're compensating for a small penis or something.
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EvilMegas
04/25/18 11:25:39 AM
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Lolwut
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