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Fuck this

Java's cool
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chill02 posted...

Java's cool

I fixed the error so java is alright until 5 minutes from now when I get another error. Don't say it's my fault even though it is :(

System.out.println("git gud");
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XplodnPnguins92 posted...

System.out.println("git gud");

Try {
gitGud(me);
}
Catch (TooStupidException e) {
cry();
}

I always think about learning java but is it even worth it over C++, Python, or web languages?
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Rika_Furude posted...

I always think about learning java but is it even worth it over C++, Python, or web languages?

no cause it sucks
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it's not that bad eh
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I have to use it from time to time, but I much prefer PHP instead.
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never got the hate for PHP on this board tbh. Its supposed to be used specifically for webdev, which its great at. it has some weird things but every language does.
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chill02 posted...

Java's cool

*removes you from friends list in e v e r y t h i n g*
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right now I'm playing around with Smalltalk. does that make me a hipster

Java is easy and most mobile phones or devices have an easier time reading the format than HTML/CSS
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Java is not bad. Python is a gigantic steaming pile of shit and JavaScript is even worse.
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i've been a professional Java programmer for 13+ years. happy to answer questions. feel free to @ me

Rika_Furude posted...

I always think about learning java but is it even worth it over C++, Python, or web languages?

it's the most widely used programming language in the world, so it's got that going for it
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public enum Option {
UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, CRY;
}

public Option u;

while (false) {
u = UP;
}
while (false) {
u = DOWN;
}
while (false) {
around.start();
dessert(u);
}
while(false) {
u = CRY
}
while(false) {
System.out.println("Goodbye");
}
while(false) {
System.out.println("true == false");
hurt(u);
}
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<3 Java it's the only language I use often enough to remember how -_-
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