Poll of the Day > Your doorbell rings suddenly.

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DirtBasedSoap
04/13/18 12:43:10 AM
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Its Mark Zuckerberg with a briefcase with $25k inside. He says the money is yours as long as you let him feed you a handful of his own pubes that he cuts off with scissors in front of you. No diseases and no one will ever know (unless you want them to). Do you take him up on his offer?
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DirtBasedSoap
04/13/18 12:43:18 AM
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im really high
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LinkPizza
04/13/18 12:43:44 AM
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Sure do.
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GanglyKhan
04/13/18 12:44:25 AM
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Who's asking, MISTER ZUCKERBERG?
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Mead
04/13/18 1:01:07 AM
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Deal except I film it and show everybody

Take that zuckerberg you pube feeding prostitute
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EclairReturns
04/13/18 1:10:05 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
high


On a Thursday?
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WastelandCowboy
04/13/18 1:36:55 AM
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No deal.

Besides, we all know lizardfolk/robots have no pubes.
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TheWorstPoster
04/13/18 1:37:43 AM
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Big Deal.

I Summon Robot Bill Gates and have him attack Zuck the Cuck.
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faramir77
04/13/18 1:39:26 AM
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Don't fuck with the Zucc, I'd do as he says
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Smarkil
04/13/18 1:51:50 AM
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WastelandCowboy posted...
e all know lizardfolk/robots have no pubes.

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Bugmeat
04/13/18 1:56:10 AM
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I'm more concerned with how my doorbell rings when it's sitting in a box in the den.


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shadowsword87
04/13/18 1:58:40 AM
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I don't have a doorbell.
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LinkPizza
04/13/18 1:59:30 AM
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WastelandCowboy posted...
No deal.

Besides, we all know lizardfolk/robots have no pubes.

Then why not accept the deal and eat the non-existing pubes...
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trodi_911
04/13/18 2:11:16 AM
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I say "You are no match for my shtyle" and close the door.
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Twindragonfang
04/13/18 4:04:04 AM
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I wonder where the fuck that doorbell came from then proceed to ignore it.
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DirtBasedSoap
04/13/18 4:11:08 AM
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gguirao
04/13/18 1:30:41 PM
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No deal.
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