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DoomtheGrav 04/12/18 5:40:16 PM #1:	-its so big - youre so deep - Im gonna cum again <_< --- set the controls for the heart of the sun <cite>DoomtheGrav posted [p:899546113] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>-its so big - youre so deep - Im gonna cum again <_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MegaTech 04/12/18 5:41:06 PM #2:	choke me --- There's gloom and fear in my heart when a culture fades; I drip a tear for the art and I adulterate. https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi <cite>MegaTech posted [p:899546178] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>choke me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tamashiini 04/12/18 5:41:38 PM #3:	Mitochondria is the power house of the cell --- PSN: helicene Careful, Icarus. <cite>tamashiini posted [p:899546208] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>Mitochondria is the power house of the cell</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
davyheinz 04/12/18 5:43:27 PM #4:	A Canadian girl saying thats aboot right. --- Currently playing: Breath of the Wild, Xenoblade Chronicles, Jet Set Radio Future, Strider, Poly Bridge <cite>davyheinz posted [p:899546312] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>A Canadian girl saying thats aboot right.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SlashmanSG 04/12/18 5:44:09 PM #5:	"You're even better than my dad" --- Fight Science with Wood http://i.imgur.com/MMRZgNi.gif http://i.imgur.com/Um0p3xx.gif http://i.imgur.com/MIbbUHB.gif <cite>SlashmanSG posted [p:899546360] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>"You're even better than my dad"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orthopox12 04/12/18 5:44:52 PM #6:	"Let me spit on it then slide it in my ass" --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} <cite>Orthopox12 posted [p:899546401] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>"Let me spit on it then slide it in my ass"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 04/12/18 5:45:13 PM #7:	ay papi que rico --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:899546424] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>ay papi que rico</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfessorKukui 04/12/18 5:45:15 PM #8:	you can save 15% or more on your car insurance by switching to geico <cite>ProfessorKukui posted [p:899546427] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>you can save 15% or more on your car insurance by switching to geico</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 04/12/18 5:46:11 PM #9:	"And this is to go even further beyond!" --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:899546485] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>"And this is to go even further beyond!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 04/12/18 5:47:01 PM #10:	"lemme check gamefaqs" --- Signatures are overrated. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:899546527] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>"lemme check gamefaqs"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 04/12/18 5:47:42 PM #11:	dolphin squeal --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:899546569] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>dolphin squeal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 04/12/18 5:48:14 PM #12:	Thank you daddy. --- Chicago, greatest city in the world! <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:899546606] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>Thank you daddy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 04/12/18 5:48:28 PM #13:	SpiralDrift posted... dolphin squeal My man --- Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:899546623] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpiralDrift posted...</cite> <quote>dolphin squeal</quote> My man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 04/12/18 5:48:36 PM #14:	"If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation." <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:899546632] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>"If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joestarrr 04/12/18 5:48:48 PM #15:	i remembered to turn the oven off --- https://joestarrr.sarahah.com/ <cite>joestarrr posted [p:899546644] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>i remembered to turn the oven off</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/12/18 5:49:11 PM #16:	"Oh okay, now I feel it in there I think" --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:899546676] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>"Oh okay, now I feel it in there I think"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grindcorp9000 04/12/18 5:49:37 PM #17:	"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." --- https://youtu.be/o4Fnp7vyMdU Nationalism is a malignant cancer which must be carved out by the blade of individualism. <cite>Grindcorp9000 posted [p:899546704] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 04/12/18 5:51:03 PM #18:	Wasnt during literal sex but the wife said diamonds and asshole, what could be better .....almost lost it right then and there. --- http://m.imgur.com/BtD5etN?r https://m.imgur.com/a/jclul http://i.imgtc.com/etNW2apANm.jpg <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:899546794] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>Wasnt during literal sex but the wife said diamonds and asshole, what could be better .....almost lost it right then and there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uncle_Drew 04/12/18 5:53:15 PM #19:	"It's free real estate" --- R.I.P. Cavs Uncle Drew 2011-2017 <cite>Uncle_Drew posted [p:899546946] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>"It's free real estate"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PhazonReborn 04/12/18 5:59:50 PM #20:	Nothing drives me crazier than when she just simply says I love you and looks me right in the eye. Blow my load everytime --- The Phazon you know and trust since 2004 Steam ID: AncientToaster / PSN ID: LiteralToaster <cite>PhazonReborn posted [p:899547327] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>Nothing drives me crazier than when she just simply says I love you and looks me right in the eye. Blow my load everytime</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoomtheGrav 04/12/18 6:02:45 PM #21:	RoboLaserGandhi posted... "If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation." Oh god i cant stop --- set the controls for the heart of the sun <cite>DoomtheGrav posted [p:899547499] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote><cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>"If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation."</quote> Oh god i cant stop</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hicks233 04/12/18 6:05:27 PM #22:	points and laughs --- http://s2.excoboard.com/exco/index.php?boardid=9458 So says Mr. Stewart. <cite>Hicks233 posted [p:899547679] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>points and laughs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Howl 04/12/18 6:22:32 PM #23:	"Oh btw I was born a male." --- Posted with GameRaven 3.3 <cite>Howl posted [p:899548706] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>"Oh btw I was born a male."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 04/12/18 6:25:30 PM #24:	this isn't even my final form --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:899548901] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>this isn't even my final form</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 04/12/18 6:25:58 PM #25:	PhazonReborn posted... Nothing drives me crazier than when she just simply says I love you and looks me right in the eye. Blow my load everytime And that is why she left you. (Wife)I love you Oh God I just came! (Wife) But all I said was I love you. Oh ohh not again! Well I'm spent goodnight honey I love you! Oh crap! Just kidding that is really one of the most beautiful things I have heard, and you are a very fortunate person to have such a wonderful gift. Sorry for joking about it I dont mean any offense by it. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:899548936] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote><cite>PhazonReborn posted...</cite> <quote>Nothing drives me crazier than when she just simply says I love you and looks me right in the eye. Blow my load everytime</quote> And that is why she left you. (Wife)I love you Oh God I just came! (Wife) But all I said was I love you. Oh ohh not again! Well I'm spent goodnight honey I love you! Oh crap! Just kidding that is really one of the most beautiful things I have heard, and you are a very fortunate person to have such a wonderful gift. Sorry for joking about it I dont mean any offense by it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci 04/12/18 6:30:18 PM #26:	Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself. --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! <cite>AlCalavicci posted [p:899549172] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 04/12/18 6:31:11 PM #27:	AlCalavicci posted... Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself. Done! Zzzzzzzzzz --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:899549228] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote><cite>AlCalavicci posted...</cite> <quote>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.</quote> Done! Zzzzzzzzzz</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 04/12/18 6:31:25 PM #28:	AlCalavicci posted... Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself. Is there anyway to learn this power? --- Signatures are overrated. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:899549241] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote><cite>AlCalavicci posted...</cite> <quote>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.</quote> Is there anyway to learn this power?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci 04/12/18 6:38:36 PM #29:	bulletproofvita posted... AlCalavicci posted... Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself. Is there anyway to learn this power? Not from a Jedi And then, as she sits on top of you about to reach climax, she gives you her "Oh" face --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! <cite>AlCalavicci posted [p:899549637] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote><cite>bulletproofvita posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AlCalavicci posted...</cite> <quote>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.</quote> Is there anyway to learn this power?</quote> Not from a Jedi And then, as she sits on top of you about to reach climax, she gives you her "Oh" face </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 04/12/18 6:41:18 PM #30:	Lol dammit! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:899549799] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>Lol dammit!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoomtheGrav 04/13/18 7:16:53 AM #31:	i think im straight now --- set the controls for the heart of the sun <cite>DoomtheGrav posted [p:899577017] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>i think im straight now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarlGrimes 04/13/18 7:26:48 AM #32:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlAUPyXCK5s" data-time=" --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 <cite>CarlGrimes posted [p:899577236] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlAUPyXCK5s" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fam_Fam 04/13/18 7:27:26 AM #33:	oh, im coming, im coming, im coming, ooooohhhh <cite>Fam_Fam posted [p:899577251] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>oh, im coming, im coming, im coming, ooooohhhh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 04/13/18 7:33:51 AM #34:	"Ay papi" --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:899577388] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>"Ay papi"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 04/13/18 7:35:44 AM #35:	Thanks big bro <cite>Reis posted [p:899577431] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>Thanks big bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 04/13/18 8:26:31 AM #36:	Technically you're not my real father, He-Man-kun. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:899578711] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>Technically you're not my real father, He-Man-kun.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 04/13/18 8:32:48 AM #37:	Kimochi uguu~ --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:899578880] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>Kimochi uguu~</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheBiggerWiggle 04/13/18 8:35:19 AM #38:	Hearing her talk shit to me in Spanish will make me bust every time. --- I have trouble concentrating because I have 80HD. <cite>TheBiggerWiggle posted [p:899578946] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>Hearing her talk shit to me in Spanish will make me bust every time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 04/13/18 8:35:36 AM #39:	chill02 posted... Ay, papi, que rico! Indeed. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:899578949] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>Ay, papi, que rico!</quote> Indeed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Buzz Killjoy 04/13/18 8:36:44 AM #40:	I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now! --- *Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?* <cite>Buzz Killjoy posted [p:899578984] in Top things... [t:76511184]...</cite> <quote>I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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