Current Events > Scenario: Someone is handing out copious amounts of free ice-cream BUT.....
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UnfairRepresent 04/08/18 3:00:47 PM #1: |
She is across a field from you and inbetween you and the ice-cream is Bruce Willis, Shaquille O'Neal, Gal Gadot, the entire Atlanta Falcons defensive line and David Hogg
And they are all unified in actively trying to stop you from reaching the ice-cream.  How would you get past them? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bluezero 04/08/18 3:01:10 PM #2: |
Guns
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UnfairRepresent 04/08/18 3:15:32 PM #3: |
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DevsBro 04/08/18 3:18:04 PM #4: |
I would just rum the other direction all the way around the world.
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VectorChaos 04/08/18 3:22:19 PM #5: |
Hadouken
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NOM 04/08/18 3:24:02 PM #6: |
Do I have a time limit? If not, leave and rent a Hummer or something and mow those fuckers down!
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Vicious_Dios 04/08/18 3:26:36 PM #7: |
Lead them to get free ice-cream with me like a sensible person.
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Mistere Man 04/08/18 3:28:28 PM #8: |
Atlanta Falcons unified in stopping something.
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mehmeh1 04/08/18 3:56:47 PM #9: |
LEEROY JENKlNS
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UnfairRepresent 04/08/18 4:20:22 PM #10: |
NOM posted...
Do I have a time limit? If not, leave and rent a Hummer or something and mow those fuckers down! erm --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 04/08/18 4:46:50 PM #11: |
How would you get by them?
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UnfairRepresent 04/08/18 5:12:42 PM #12: |
Mistere Man posted...
How would you get by them? Then they'd stop you --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 04/08/18 5:21:04 PM #13: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Mistere Man posted...How would you get by them? How? If they touch me I charge assault or sexual assault. The Falcons defense couldnt catch a cold. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 04/09/18 5:54:17 AM #14: |
Mistere Man posted...
That wouldn't help you reach the ice-cream --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R_Jackal 04/09/18 5:59:07 AM #15: |
Bribe them with free ice cream.
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Rika_Furude 04/09/18 6:00:27 AM #16: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Mistere Man posted... it would if they don't want assault charges --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 04/09/18 8:15:20 AM #17: |
Or maybe I dig a tunnel under them all.
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LightningAce11 04/09/18 8:16:36 AM #18: |
I don't want ice cream.
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UnfairRepresent 04/09/18 8:18:36 AM #19: |
LightningAce11 posted...
I don't want ice cream. LightningAce11 posted... I don't want ice cream. Oh it's that guy --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 04/09/18 8:18:43 AM #20: |
Atlanta Falcons D Line are total pushovers so...
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LightningAce11 04/09/18 8:19:05 AM #21: |
I should rephrase it: I don't want more ice cream, because I already had some.
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Irony 04/09/18 8:21:24 AM #22: |
Rika_Furude posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...Mistere Man posted... It's literally Bruce Willis's word against yours --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 04/09/18 8:24:02 AM #23: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
the entire Atlanta Falcons defensive line UnfairRepresent posted... How would you get past them? I just wait a few minutes until they choke. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bulletproofvita 04/09/18 8:36:05 AM #24: |
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Wetterdew 04/09/18 9:25:44 AM #25: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
She is across a field from you and inbetween you and the ice-cream is Bruce Willis, Shaquille O'Neal, Gal Gadot, the entire Atlanta Falcons defensive line and David Hogg >bruce willis A floppy old man, would be easy >Shaquille O'Neale ok he could stop me unless I managed to hit him in his balls >Gal Gadot I feel like it'd be easy to get by her >A football team LOL I can't get by that >David Hogg Who? *googles* some random guy. okay --- Touch fuzzy get dizzy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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