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Sting
04/05/18 1:54:15 PM
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I'm married and this woman wants to meet up with me but she works 8-5 Monday through Friday and is off Saturdays. I work Saturdays and the wife gets home around 5... but the side chick says that she works way outside the city and sometimes I go out of town to see my dogs... hmmm, how does one do this?
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PhazonReborn
04/05/18 1:56:28 PM
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Call in sick to work, tell your wife you're going to work, meet side chick and bang till 5.
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The Top Crusader
04/05/18 1:57:58 PM
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The real Sting would disapprove and make a horrible Christian movie about this. :(
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Sting
04/05/18 2:00:31 PM
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PhazonReborn posted...
Call in sick to work, tell your wife you're going to work, meet side chick and bang till 5.


was actually thinking about that but I get off at 230. But that might be what I have to do.
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Turbam
04/05/18 2:01:43 PM
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smh tbh fam
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ImaAskAQuestion
04/05/18 2:04:43 PM
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If you have Twitter, go to @realdonaldtrump. He has been through so many, his wife doesn't even care anymore. He probably gives the best advice. The absolute best. No one gives better advice than him.
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MorbidFaithless
04/05/18 2:05:43 PM
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You're a shit person.
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The_Weird_Gamer
04/05/18 2:08:31 PM
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So besides taxes what are the benefits of having current wife?

sounds like you don't care enough about her since you're putting yourself in the position to lose her. You're better off with someone that makes you happier, like that side chick.
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The Top Crusader
04/05/18 2:11:49 PM
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LOL @ setting yourself up to hate yourself the rest of your life and probably completely emotionally scar your wife that you basically just said was one of the only girls who care in another topic

I mean if you don't want to be married, fine, but better ways to go about it then just ruining everyone for the rest of their life.
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Sting
04/05/18 2:15:21 PM
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The Top Crusader posted...
LOL @ setting yourself up to hate yourself the rest of your life and probably completely emotionally scar your wife that you basically just said was one of the only girls who care in another topic

I mean if you don't want to be married, fine, but better ways to go about it then just ruining everyone for the rest of their life.


Easy for you to say, you have a super hot wife. I don't but met a super hot one that wants to fuck. Couldn't have a relationship with her though because she is a slut, like most hot ones... so yeah, just go away.
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The Top Crusader
04/05/18 2:16:35 PM
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I will not allow the good name of Sting to be besmirched!
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lww99
04/05/18 2:16:37 PM
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I don't advocate cheating, especially if you're married and not just dating.
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edededdy
04/05/18 2:17:01 PM
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nice troll topic tc its working great lmfao hahahahah
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DragonGirlYuki
04/05/18 2:17:02 PM
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Don't do it is the best advice.
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Sting
04/05/18 2:18:16 PM
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actually, it's not a troll, 100% serious.
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Sting
04/05/18 2:18:42 PM
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have cheated before with hot women, but this time it is complicated
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Heineken14
04/05/18 2:18:59 PM
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I think the most pertinent question here is.... when you say "go out of town to meet your dogs" do you mean DOGS dogs, or like friends "dogs?"
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Sting
04/05/18 2:19:48 PM
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Heineken14 posted...
I think the most pertinent question here is.... when you say "go out of town to meet your dogs" do you mean DOGS dogs, or like friends "dogs?"


Hahaha, my weenie dogs. I'm not a gangster, well I am but I don't visit the homies.
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voldothegr8
04/05/18 2:21:29 PM
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Does side bitch know you're married?
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2Paul2Walker
04/05/18 2:22:26 PM
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It seems like a great idea at the moment, but yeah, as has been said, you will absolutely hate yourself later. Believe me. You think you can just shrug it off and everything will be fine, but that isn't how it works. If you can keep it a secret, it will eat you up, if you're wife founds out (which is most likely what will happen--you'll get careless or finally feel so bad you confess), you're going to be very miserable and probably lose everything. That's just what happens to you, I'm not seeing the appeal of doing something to crush the person who considers you the most important person in their life, even if somehow nothing bad happens to you.
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Sting
04/05/18 2:22:27 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Does side bitch know you're married?


Yeah, and she is cool with it. She told me there are 2 other guys she's fucking too.
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2Paul2Walker
04/05/18 2:23:01 PM
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I hope you follow my namesakes example on the drive. :)
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Paragon21XX
04/05/18 2:23:56 PM
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Better yet: hand your wife a pair of scissors, drop your trousers, and admit to having a side chick. If you're lucky, she'll forgive you and not cut your dick off.
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Sting
04/05/18 2:24:22 PM
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Well Paul, I have cheated before and nothing happened. Not proud of it, but sometimes I just want to feel that skinny ass again... was with a skinny chick once and it was great, but she was a total bitch. And all the others that I asked out turned me down. So sometimes I just gotta feed my addiction.
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voldothegr8
04/05/18 2:24:26 PM
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Sting posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
Does side bitch know you're married?


Yeah, and she is cool with it. She told me there are 2 other guys she's fucking too.

She sounds like a home wrecker and lives local. Tread lightly.
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PhazonReborn
04/05/18 2:25:10 PM
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Sting posted...
She told me there are 2 other guys she's fucking too.

Go for it, you're deserving of the inevitable VDs you're going to catch.
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Krojen
04/05/18 2:26:59 PM
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PhazonReborn posted...
Sting posted...
She told me there are 2 other guys she's fucking too.

Go for it, you're deserving of the inevitable VDs you're going to catch.

yeah the least you could do is making sure you're not bringing new stds home
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Sting
04/05/18 2:28:29 PM
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Krojen posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Sting posted...
She told me there are 2 other guys she's fucking too.

Go for it, you're deserving of the inevitable VDs you're going to catch.

yeah the least you could do is making sure you're not bringing new stds home


hmmm how?
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Krojen
04/05/18 2:58:08 PM
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Sting posted...
Krojen posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Sting posted...
She told me there are 2 other guys she's fucking too.

Go for it, you're deserving of the inevitable VDs you're going to catch.

yeah the least you could do is making sure you're not bringing new stds home


hmmm how?

Normally you'd ask about her test results, but if she is what you say, you're gonna need latex underwear smh. Is a quick fling really worth the months of anxiety and potential of giving your wife an incurable std?
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2Paul2Walker
04/05/18 2:58:26 PM
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How fat of a wife are we talking? Maybe we can work out a trade.
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Sting
04/05/18 2:59:39 PM
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2Paul2Walker posted...
How fat of a wife are we talking? Maybe we can work out a trade.


Lol nope whats mine is mine
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lww99
04/05/18 3:03:34 PM
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Sting posted...
2Paul2Walker posted...
How fat of a wife are we talking? Maybe we can work out a trade.


Lol nope whats mine is mine


Then why isn't what's hers, hers? Don't be a hypocrite. If you don't want her, or want to be with her, leave her.
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Sting
04/05/18 3:05:23 PM
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lww99 posted...
Sting posted...
2Paul2Walker posted...
How fat of a wife are we talking? Maybe we can work out a trade.


Lol nope whats mine is mine


Then why isn't what's hers, hers? Don't be a hypocrite. If you don't want her, or want to be with her, leave her.


Love her personality, just her body, well gets kinda old sometimes. Also, she is very argumentative at times and kinda pisses me off so even that isn't always good.
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MrPeppers
04/05/18 3:07:11 PM
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Its not worth it. Doing that while dating is bad enough, but especially not after youre married man
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lww99
04/05/18 3:08:57 PM
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Sting posted...
lww99 posted...
Sting posted...
2Paul2Walker posted...
How fat of a wife are we talking? Maybe we can work out a trade.


Lol nope whats mine is mine


Then why isn't what's hers, hers? Don't be a hypocrite. If you don't want her, or want to be with her, leave her.


Love her personality, just her body, well gets kinda old sometimes. Also, she is very argumentative at times and kinda pisses me off so even that isn't always good.


So you don't like her looks, and you guys fight all the time. Sounds like a relationship you should definitely stay in.
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Sting
04/05/18 3:11:16 PM
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lww99 posted...
Sting posted...
lww99 posted...
Sting posted...
2Paul2Walker posted...
How fat of a wife are we talking? Maybe we can work out a trade.


Lol nope whats mine is mine


Then why isn't what's hers, hers? Don't be a hypocrite. If you don't want her, or want to be with her, leave her.


Love her personality, just her body, well gets kinda old sometimes. Also, she is very argumentative at times and kinda pisses me off so even that isn't always good.


So you don't like her looks, and you guys fight all the time. Sounds like a relationship you should definitely stay in.


eh, well its better than nothing. all ive got.
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lww99
04/05/18 3:45:12 PM
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Sting posted...
lww99 posted...
Sting posted...
lww99 posted...
Sting posted...
2Paul2Walker posted...
How fat of a wife are we talking? Maybe we can work out a trade.


Lol nope whats mine is mine


Then why isn't what's hers, hers? Don't be a hypocrite. If you don't want her, or want to be with her, leave her.


Love her personality, just her body, well gets kinda old sometimes. Also, she is very argumentative at times and kinda pisses me off so even that isn't always good.


So you don't like her looks, and you guys fight all the time. Sounds like a relationship you should definitely stay in.


eh, well its better than nothing. all ive got.


I would like to direct you to your OP. You can find other girls.
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