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UnfairRepresent
04/03/18 5:04:00 PM
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And you overhear her say "Well he didn't win the lottery. I did."

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How do you react?
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Tropicalwood
04/03/18 5:05:53 PM
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Point and laugh after she blows it all on blow and becomes miserable.
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UnfairRepresent
04/03/18 5:13:40 PM
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Tropicalwood posted...
Point and laugh after she blows it all on blow and becomes miserable.

Dude that's your daughter
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Tropicalwood
04/03/18 5:27:28 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Tropicalwood posted...
Point and laugh after she blows it all on blow and becomes miserable.

Dude that's your daughter

Cost me about 250k and 18 years of suffering and can't even spare her old man some money that she's just going to waste on blow, cars and women? Disowned.
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UnfairRepresent
04/04/18 5:17:04 PM
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Tropicalwood posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Tropicalwood posted...
Point and laugh after she blows it all on blow and becomes miserable.

Dude that's your daughter

Cost me about 250k and 18 years of suffering and can't even spare her old man some money that she's just going to waste on blow, cars and women? Disowned.

Dude....
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No Tolerance
04/04/18 5:18:59 PM
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Crepes
04/04/18 5:20:16 PM
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If she had tits like that wonder why Id never hit on it.
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Knowledge_King
04/04/18 10:27:29 PM
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OK, so?
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DifferentialEquation
04/04/18 10:29:31 PM
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I'd be proud of her. You shouldn't go giving handouts to people who didn't earn it, even if they are you parents.
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SageHarpuia
04/04/18 10:31:43 PM
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My reaction hinges on a single factor: who's money did she buy the ticket with?
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Ben_Ruggiero
04/04/18 10:32:11 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
I'd be proud of her. You shouldn't go giving handouts to people who didn't earn it, even if they are you parents.

I would say taking care of someone and raising them right in a good home more than qualifies as "earning it"
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dummy420
04/04/18 10:34:54 PM
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Good for her. I planned for my own future anyway.
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UnfairRepresent
04/05/18 3:21:51 AM
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SageHarpuia posted...
My reaction hinges on a single factor: who's money did she buy the ticket with?

Hers
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008Zulu
04/05/18 3:30:21 AM
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Awesome, now you can finally move out of my goddam basement.
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Corrik
04/05/18 4:24:58 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
And you overhear her say "Well he didn't win the lottery. I did."

vqiipv1

How do you react?

Be happy for my child. A little disappointed, but happy for her.
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Rika_Furude
04/05/18 4:32:44 AM
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disown her for being an absolute prick
be pissed off when she wastes it all on frivolous shit and ends up bankrupt
dont accept her back
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UnfairRepresent
04/05/18 6:12:28 AM
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Man that's bitter
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BatmanVonDoom
04/05/18 6:15:32 AM
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The money wouldn't bother me, the remark would as it comes across selfish and bitter.
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Cal12
04/05/18 6:17:40 AM
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Im really not sure how I would feel about it. On the one hand smart girl for not giving hand outs. On the other if we were good parents and took good care of her why wouldnt she want to help us retire/enjoy our retirement fully?

Who is the girl in the picture?
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apolloooo
04/05/18 6:18:02 AM
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Tropicalwood posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Tropicalwood posted...
Point and laugh after she blows it all on blow and becomes miserable.

Dude that's your daughter

Cost me about 250k and 18 years of suffering and can't even spare her old man some money that she's just going to waste on blow, cars and women? Disowned.

Damn i thought i was a bitter man
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kayoticdreamz
04/05/18 6:18:18 AM
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she looks like that and won the lottery?

and now she won't give dad any? fuck that bitch
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Rika_Furude
04/05/18 6:19:29 AM
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UnfairRepresent
04/05/18 6:21:37 AM
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Cal12 posted...
Im really not sure how I would feel about it.
Who is the girl in the picture?

Your daughter
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action52
04/05/18 6:36:51 AM
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As always, the boys of CE are showing how classy they are by making sexual remarks about their hypothetical daughter.
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clyde_frog
04/05/18 6:44:42 AM
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I'm really enjoying the "good for her for not giving hand outs" posts, as if winning $24 million in a lottery isn't a "hand out" in its own right.
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UnfairRepresent
04/05/18 7:30:20 AM
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clyde_frog posted...
I'm really enjoying the "good for her for not giving hand outs" posts, as if winning $24 million in a lottery isn't a "hand out" in its own right.

Not really a handout, she bought the ticket
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Akagami_Shanks
04/05/18 7:32:23 AM
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don't care. whatever she does with the money is her choice but if she ends up in a bad financial spot, I'd be hesitant to help her, maybe not even help at all
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JollySantaLover
04/05/18 8:01:23 AM
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Buy a lottery ticket
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Tyranthraxus
04/05/18 8:03:39 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
How do you react?

She clearly already won the lottery when she was born if that's what she looks like.
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dom316
04/05/18 8:52:55 AM
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action52 posted...
As always, the boys of CE are showing how classy they are by making sexual remarks about their hypothetical daughter.


Can you really blame anyone here when the pic is a cleavage shot bigger than the actual post?
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Cal12
04/05/18 11:37:45 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Cal12 posted...
Im really not sure how I would feel about it.
Who is the girl in the picture?

Your daughter


If my daughter had those features me and my wife would probably be getting divorced.
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Tyranthraxus
04/05/18 11:49:31 AM
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Cal12 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Cal12 posted...
Im really not sure how I would feel about it.
Who is the girl in the picture?

Your daughter


If my daughter had those features me and my wife would probably be getting divorced.

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StarLightGlimmR
04/05/18 11:51:06 AM
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You must have been a really shitty father then.
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Tyranthraxus
04/05/18 12:12:53 PM
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BTW anyone here ever read / watched King Lear?
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V-E-G-Y-
04/05/18 12:21:18 PM
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I'd disown her and order everyone else in my family to never speak to her again
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UnfairRepresent
04/05/18 12:37:36 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
I'd disown her and order everyone else in my family to never speak to her again

Order?
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V-E-G-Y-
04/05/18 1:14:40 PM
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Turtlebread
04/05/18 1:17:56 PM
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god damn my daughter is hot as fuck
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Turbam
04/05/18 1:21:19 PM
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I'd tie her up and then untie her
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UnfairRepresent
04/05/18 1:27:29 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
Command


Thats a little creepy don't you think?
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Cal12
04/05/18 2:02:13 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Cal12 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Cal12 posted...
Im really not sure how I would feel about it.
Who is the girl in the picture?

Your daughter


If my daughter had those features me and my wife would probably be getting divorced.

today on "what the fuck, CE?"


You seriously misunderstood that? That baby dont look like me? Jesus Christ I cant believe I had to spell that out.
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UnfairRepresent
04/05/18 2:04:16 PM
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Course it doesnt look like you, she's a girl
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