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Sting
03/31/18 10:06:54 PM
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Long story short, met this bigger girl a few years ago, she's not grossly obese, just has a little meat on her, and she has a gorgeous face, a nice rack, gorgeous smile, gorgeous hair, and she really loves me. So we ended up getting married.

Well, recently a few of the skinny ones at work have hit on me a little, and was thinking of cheating but I really don't want to. Was going to try and get the wife to lose weight. She has expressed interest in walking and running with me. Idk, kinda unsure what to do. Thoughts?
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Sting
03/31/18 10:08:13 PM
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mobilebloechel posted...
Coke and cigarettes


Lol healthy ways I mean
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averagejoel
03/31/18 10:08:29 PM
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walk and run with her
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dodgefan91
03/31/18 10:09:14 PM
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Sting posted...
mobilebloechel posted...
Coke and cigarettes


Lol healthy ways I mean


Coke and broccoli
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NeoBowser
03/31/18 10:09:43 PM
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Take away her soda and alcohol and replace it with water.

I do miss the alcohol a little bit but because my body is used to this water exclusive lifestyle my body can handle it every now and then.
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Sting
03/31/18 10:09:55 PM
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averagejoel posted...
walk and run with her


any ideas on how to keep her motivated? not gonna lie, always wanted a skinny, gorgeous woman, but they never wanted anything to do with me. maybe I should have gained weight and grown a beard lol
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Lost_All_Senses
03/31/18 10:10:03 PM
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Tell her you're shallow and will fuck other chicks if she doesn't lose weight
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LordFarquad1312
03/31/18 10:10:48 PM
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Gastric bypass
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Sting
03/31/18 10:11:41 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Tell her you're shallow and will fuck other chicks if she doesn't lose weight


idk, guess I am kinda shallow. it is tempting as fuck though, not gonna lie.
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daftpunk_mk5
03/31/18 10:12:24 PM
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Weight training, interval cardio, and low carb diet will lose weight fast. Get her doing the squats.
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daftpunk_mk5
03/31/18 10:12:51 PM
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Sting posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Tell her you're shallow and will fuck other chicks if she doesn't lose weight


idk, guess I am kinda shallow. it is tempting as fuck though, not gonna lie.


Are you atheist? If so no reason not to.
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Lost_All_Senses
03/31/18 10:12:58 PM
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Sting posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Tell her you're shallow and will fuck other chicks if she doesn't lose weight


idk, guess I am kinda shallow. it is tempting as fuck though, not gonna lie.


At least you admit it. Respect
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averagejoel
03/31/18 10:13:43 PM
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Sting posted...
averagejoel posted...
walk and run with her


any ideas on how to keep her motivated? not gonna lie, always wanted a skinny, gorgeous woman, but they never wanted anything to do with me. maybe I should have gained weight and grown a beard lol

some people can be motivated just by having another person to exercise with them
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Sting
03/31/18 10:14:28 PM
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averagejoel posted...
Sting posted...
averagejoel posted...
walk and run with her


any ideas on how to keep her motivated? not gonna lie, always wanted a skinny, gorgeous woman, but they never wanted anything to do with me. maybe I should have gained weight and grown a beard lol

some people can be motivated just by having another person to exercise with them


hmmm interesting, does that really work?
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Kombucha
03/31/18 10:17:42 PM
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get two apple watches and use the health functions on them to get into shape with her, make it like a partner thing where you two go to the gym together.

they basically have micro rewards and addict people into living healthy and exercising.
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I_Stay_Noided
04/02/18 12:04:23 AM
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MI4 REAL
04/02/18 12:11:02 AM
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Teach her to play DDR
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Laserion
04/02/18 12:45:02 PM
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Sting posted...
She has expressed interest in walking and running with me.

This.
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The Admiral
04/02/18 12:46:25 PM
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Break up with them.
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Flockaveli
04/02/18 12:48:18 PM
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Exercise can only do so much. You gotta watch what you eat.
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EdgeMaster
04/02/18 12:51:18 PM
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The Admiral posted...
Break up with them.


This.

It's been a few years and she's made no mention of wanting to be in better shape?

Also scary how you put it as "she isn't grossly obese" like she's got more than 10 extra pounds you could just fuck off her.
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cloudrivera
04/02/18 12:53:30 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Exercise can only do so much. You gotta watch what you eat.

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wannabepranksta
04/02/18 1:10:14 PM
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daftpunk_mk5 posted...
Sting posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Tell her you're shallow and will fuck other chicks if she doesn't lose weight


idk, guess I am kinda shallow. it is tempting as fuck though, not gonna lie.


Are you atheist? If so no reason not to.

Well if he gets caught, divorce is very expensive. That's a good reason.
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theAteam
04/02/18 1:13:36 PM
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Just eat healthier. Women love that shit and it'll actually work unlike walking.
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KILBOTz
04/02/18 1:18:57 PM
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both of you start eating clean and take her on your walks/runs. or divorce her since you are tempted to cheat.
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The Top Crusader
04/02/18 1:28:04 PM
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Balrog0
04/02/18 1:31:26 PM
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the best way to get your partner to get into shape is to get into better shape yourself
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Flockaveli
04/02/18 1:32:34 PM
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The Top Crusader posted...
pics

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C7D
04/02/18 1:34:11 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Gastric bypass


OP said she isnt grossly obese. Also, the cost for that surgery and the skin removal surgery afterwards would literally buy you a luxury sports car.

Start cooking for her.
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The Top Crusader
04/02/18 1:41:31 PM
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But really has she gained more weight? Cause I kinda feel like if she's just maintained the same size more or less that you got what you paid for...
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The23rdMagus
04/02/18 1:42:25 PM
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If fidelity to your wife hinges on her weight, I dunno what to tell you. Hit the gym or something.
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buffbillsfan12to83
04/02/18 1:46:26 PM
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Dont even bother with the exercise if you cant get her to change her diet
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r4X0r
04/02/18 1:47:58 PM
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Send her to live in a socialist country.
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C7D
04/02/18 1:52:30 PM
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The23rdMagus posted...
If fidelity to your wife hinges on her weight, I dunno what to tell you. Hit the gym or something.


Exactly, he needs to redirect his focus. I married a bigger woman because I loved her personality. She lost 100 lbs last year. She had some health problems that were making it impossible for her to lose the weight on her own. We paid for surgery from our savings. Im not really more attracted to her because she lost the weight. I always view our intimate times as times for us to get closer in our bond not just to get off. I love her more today than the day we married but that has nothing to do with how much she weighs.
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SpiralDrift
04/02/18 1:57:35 PM
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Start working out on your own and ask her to join you. As long as you both stick to working out it should make the diet changes easier as you both learn what foods make the workout and recovery periods easier.

If she doesn't even want to exercise with you then that's a much deeper problem than the weight.
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Sting
04/02/18 4:10:41 PM
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hmm interesting. going running with her tonight. I gained weight once I met her because I slowed down, so I guess I didn't set a good example. but I have also lost it a couple of times too, I have my ups and downs. just going through one of my downs now. I plan on getting in shape though. Was just waiting for my ink to heal up and it finally has so I'm ready to go :p
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