Poll of the Day > My girlfriend just ate 1/2 a pound of pistachios in one sitting...

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DrunkCaveman
03/31/18 4:03:14 AM
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Now she's yawning at full volume from the other room cause she drank with her aunt while I was at work and fucking wants something.

I'm only halfway through my first 30oz of beer. I'm not drunk enough for this
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VeeVees
03/31/18 4:45:44 AM
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1/2 lb including shell or not. The shell is basically half the weight.
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zebatov
03/31/18 5:07:23 AM
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That's a lot of salt.

DrunkCaveman posted...
I'm only halfway through my first 30oz of beer. I'm not drunk enough for this


You're starting late or very early.
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DrunkCaveman
03/31/18 5:12:01 AM
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VeeVees posted...
1/2 lb including shell or not. The shell is basically half the weight.

With shell, a quarter pound of pistachios is still a lot though

zebatov posted...
You're starting late or very early.

Very late, I worked till midnight
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Fam_Fam
03/31/18 5:17:07 AM
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she must love nuts in her mouth
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DrunkCaveman
03/31/18 5:23:03 AM
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Fam_Fam posted...
she must love nuts in her mouth

I try to keep her satisfied, but if she gobbles up nuts at this speed and intensity, how can I expect to satiate her? I'm just one man and I'm tired, from working all day to afford pistachios
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