Poll of the Day > Disney Removes Guns from Solo: A Star Wars Story movie posters

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Muffinz0rz
03/23/18 10:37:05 AM
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https://archive.is/9vQ2z

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Except that now Han Solo isnt sporting his famous blaster in newly released character shot posters. The revamped posters have removed all of the weapons from the characters, leaving them to look a little odd.

Clearly something is missing from the designs. They look very off.


Before

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After

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ParanoidObsessive
03/23/18 10:41:37 AM
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They should have given them all walkie-talkies instead.


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DesertPenguin09
03/23/18 10:54:51 AM
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Awful. I like the walkie talkie Team America callback thoguh
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Andromicus
03/23/18 11:01:14 AM
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He has such a dumb look on his face, made worse without the gun
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MICHALECOLE
03/23/18 12:12:35 PM
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DesertPenguin09 posted...
Awful. I like the walkie talkie Team America callback thoguh

They actually did that when they remastered ET. They removed all the cops guns and gave them walkie talkies instead
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MICHALECOLE
03/23/18 12:13:03 PM
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My boy Donald Glover still looks like a badass though
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bulbinking
03/23/18 12:13:41 PM
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I predicted this.
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Smarkil
03/23/18 12:15:02 PM
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Why would they need guns when there's police?

Think it through buddy.
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Action53
03/23/18 12:17:19 PM
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Smarkil posted...
Why would they need guns when there's police?

Think it through buddy.

Like the Empire?

They have your best interests at heart...
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ernieforss
03/23/18 12:18:08 PM
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i wonder why they took it out. they aren't assualt riffles.
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Jen0125
03/23/18 12:20:04 PM
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that's pretty dumb
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Black_Crusher
03/23/18 12:49:03 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
They should have given them all walkie-talkies instead.


Hahaha this made my day.

But really though, let's give people even more reason to not see this movie they already don't want to see.
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Mead
03/23/18 12:57:13 PM
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This makes me want to not watch this film even harder
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Krow_Incarnate
03/23/18 12:59:40 PM
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This is exactly why I couldn't give less of a shit about Star Wars.

It's so damn corny for the sake of the children.
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SteamedHams
03/23/18 1:02:07 PM
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Hopefully next they will remove the movie
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Mario_VS_DK
03/23/18 1:10:15 PM
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That's satire, right? There's no way that's actually real, right? C'mon guys, someone tell me I'm right.
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LaggnFragnLarry
03/23/18 1:11:23 PM
#17:


im still going to watch it
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knivesX2004
03/23/18 1:12:08 PM
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Lol without his gun his expression makes no sense.
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Andromicus
03/23/18 1:13:09 PM
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Next you'll say they took out all of Emilia Clarke's nude scenes in the film
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VeeVees
03/23/18 1:13:16 PM
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Black_Crusher
03/23/18 1:40:04 PM
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I mean put a ship or a moon or something else up there, look at all that empty sky it's so stupid.
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Andromicus
03/23/18 1:45:00 PM
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VeeVees posted...
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LeetCheet
03/23/18 1:47:13 PM
#23:


Emilia Clarke really should be in more movies tho.
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DrPrimemaster
03/23/18 2:14:57 PM
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My crappy attempt at putting in a walkie talkie, I could try replacing all but need to know if this looks good first.

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RoboXgp89
03/23/18 2:26:28 PM
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Star wars nerds be like...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A" data-time="

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old_school227
03/23/18 2:27:16 PM
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why the black guy still has a gun?
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MICHALECOLE
03/23/18 2:27:52 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
My crappy attempt at putting in a walkie talkie, I could try replacing all but need to know if this looks good first.

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Looks great! Very impressed!
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DrPrimemaster
03/23/18 2:28:13 PM
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Did a piano for chewie, didn't want to use a giant walkie talkie. Although I guess I could give him like 5.

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MICHALECOLE
03/23/18 2:31:44 PM
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Frozen piano. Yes.
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DrPrimemaster
03/23/18 2:48:00 PM
#30:


Gave clarke a walkie talkie too

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knivesX2004
03/23/18 3:24:50 PM
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lmao nice.
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Jen0125
03/23/18 3:26:40 PM
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i dont get the walkie talkie joke
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Muffinz0rz
03/23/18 3:32:23 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
i dont get the walkie talkie joke

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wwinterj25
03/23/18 3:36:59 PM
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NightMareBunny
03/23/18 3:39:08 PM
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then the article mentions how the pirates of the caribbean ride had to remove mentions of "we want the redhead" and replace it with "we want the rum" to avoid any associations with human trafficking

they are freaking pirates!....hate to break it to ya disney but pirates regularly shanghaied people and abducted them as unwilling crew members

you can't exactly change history and say yeah pirates never dealt in human trafficking...
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MICHALECOLE
03/23/18 3:49:18 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
i dont get the walkie talkie joke

MICHALECOLE posted...
DesertPenguin09 posted...
Awful. I like the walkie talkie Team America callback thoguh

They actually did that when they remastered ET. They removed all the cops guns and gave them walkie talkies instead

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NightMareBunny
03/23/18 3:53:23 PM
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why does every company take it upon themselves to shield america's eyes from guns and violence whenever a shooting goes down?

it's not their responsibility to make the audience believe weapons don't exist
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spiderman88mill
03/23/18 3:55:39 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
Gave clarke a walkie talkie too

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Lol great job
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Andromicus
03/23/18 3:57:34 PM
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Feel like she needs to be sticking her pinky out
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ernieforss
03/23/18 4:03:05 PM
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lol someone should give chew one of those lip phones from the 80s instead of a walkie talking.. since he not really using a gun but a bowcaster.

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knivesX2004
03/23/18 4:03:09 PM
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NightMareBunny posted...
you can't exactly change history and say yeah pirates never dealt in human trafficking...

No but they can change their IP to be more family friendly if they want.
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NightMareBunny
03/23/18 4:09:31 PM
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knivesX2004 posted...
NightMareBunny posted...
you can't exactly change history and say yeah pirates never dealt in human trafficking...

No but they can change their IP to be more family friendly if they want.
I don't see a problem with that.


except pirates are the last thing I'd imagine to be family friendly and if you make them family friendly then they aren't pirates anymore so what's the point?

they break the laws and do unspeakable things all the time
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SteamedHams
03/23/18 4:11:41 PM
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There are a gazillion examples of family-friendly pirates, dude. They aren't "changing history" when they were fictional pirates to begin with
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DarkKirby2500
03/23/18 4:19:07 PM
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Also, Disney changed the name of the movie from "Solo: A Star Wars Story" to "Ranger Solo" in China to try and trick people into watching it.

NightMareBunny posted...
except pirates are the last thing I'd imagine to be family friendly and if you make them family friendly then they aren't pirates anymore so what's the point?

they break the laws and do unspeakable things all the time

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I don't keep up with One Piece but from what I understand they only steal from people who are already evil, and the government is largely corrupt, so they are in turn the good guys.
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Andromicus
03/23/18 4:19:09 PM
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SteamedHams posted...
There are a gazillion examples of family-friendly pirates, dude. They aren't "changing history" when they were fictional pirates to begin with

Appropriating pirate culture Rrreeeeee
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NightMareBunny
03/23/18 4:24:12 PM
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Andromicus posted...
SteamedHams posted...
There are a gazillion examples of family-friendly pirates, dude. They aren't "changing history" when they were fictional pirates to begin with

Appropriating pirate culture Rrreeeeee


it's not so much pirate culture as it's hard to believe back then people were just nice functioning people and not just a bunch of dicks operating under a very racist sexist society that back then was quite normal

sure they were fictional pirates but they were in the setting that actual pirates were apart of....and acutal pirates were ruthless dicks
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knivesX2004
03/23/18 4:26:06 PM
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NightMareBunny posted...
except pirates are the last thing I'd imagine to be family friendly and if you make them family friendly then they aren't pirates anymore so what's the point?

To sell movies and merchandise lol
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Mead
03/23/18 4:31:01 PM
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NightMareBunny posted...
Andromicus posted...
SteamedHams posted...
There are a gazillion examples of family-friendly pirates, dude. They aren't "changing history" when they were fictional pirates to begin with

Appropriating pirate culture Rrreeeeee


it's not so much pirate culture as it's hard to believe back then people were just nice functioning people and not just a bunch of dicks operating under a very racist sexist society that back then was quite normal

sure they were fictional pirates but they were in the setting that actual pirates were apart of....and acutal pirates were ruthless dicks


Who wasnt back in those days?
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SteamedHams
03/23/18 4:33:09 PM
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Unless the Pirates of the Caribbean ride is meant to be an educational ride with harsh truths, I don't know why you'd care about the historical inaccuracy

Not to mention that you can make up any gaps in their story in your head. If you want to believe they are still sex traffickers, you can, they just don't highlight it on the ride
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