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ZombiePelican
03/22/18 1:54:42 PM
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BlueJester007
03/22/18 1:55:05 PM
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I make my own crust.
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MacadamianNut3
03/22/18 1:56:05 PM
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BlueJester007 posted...
I make my own crust.

I want to make cauliflower crust for fewer carbs but it's a lot more effort :(
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MC_BatCommander
03/22/18 1:59:16 PM
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Was it cheese stuffed crust or garlic crust
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Giant_Aspirin
03/22/18 2:05:55 PM
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the fuck is a "crusty" ?
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hyperpsycho
03/22/18 2:12:27 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
the fuck is a "crusty" ?

Crust punk.
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ZombiePelican
03/22/18 2:13:57 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
the fuck is a "crusty" ?

Crusty is short for Crust Punk, it's a subculture of rich and privileged trust fund turds pretending to be homeless, vagrants, transients or what have you while playing the objectively worst sounding music humanity has ever conceived

They never bathe, change clothes or do anything but roll around in their own filth panhandling, getting wasted on a cocktail of illegal drugs and cheap gas station booze, they literally quarantined an entire section of neutral ground here because of how filthy they made it
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spudger
03/22/18 2:21:32 PM
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Avocado crust
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Giant_Aspirin
03/22/18 2:23:30 PM
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hyperpsycho posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
the fuck is a "crusty" ?

Crust punk.


ZombiePelican posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
the fuck is a "crusty" ?

Crusty is short for Crust Punk, it's a subculture of rich and privileged trust fund turds pretending to be homeless, vagrants, transients or what have you while playing the objectively worst sounding music humanity has ever conceived

They never bathe, change clothes or do anything but roll around in their own filth panhandling, getting wasted on a cocktail of illegal drugs and cheap gas station booze, they literally quarantined an entire section of neutral ground here because of how filthy they made it


TIL.

thanks for the explanation.
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RE_expert44
03/22/18 2:25:13 PM
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So they pretend to be gypsies? Why would anyone want to do that?
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/22/18 2:25:28 PM
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I've been to NOLA but I don't recall running into these "crusties". Where do they hang out?
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Tactical_Spork
03/22/18 2:25:31 PM
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Crusties are a plague on every city

I don't book crusties because I don't want to deal with their stupid bullshit at my shows.
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Tactical_Spork
03/22/18 2:25:54 PM
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RE_expert44 posted...
So they pretend to be gypsies? Why would anyone want to do that?

The pretend to be punks

They're suburban white kids LARPing as GG Allin
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r4X0r
03/22/18 2:26:36 PM
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Ban bottled beer. Obviously it's too easy to modify it into an assault bottle by breaking it.
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thronedfire2
03/22/18 2:27:21 PM
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ZombiePelican posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
the fuck is a "crusty" ?

Crusty is short for Crust Punk, it's a subculture of rich and privileged trust fund turds pretending to be homeless, vagrants, transients or what have you while playing the objectively worst sounding music humanity has ever conceived

They never bathe, change clothes or do anything but roll around in their own filth panhandling, getting wasted on a cocktail of illegal drugs and cheap gas station booze, they literally quarantined an entire section of neutral ground here because of how filthy they made it


am I in an Onion article right now?
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EverDownward
03/22/18 2:27:28 PM
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RE_expert44 posted...
So they pretend to be gypsies? Why would anyone want to do that?

Are you telling me Romanies aren't romantic?
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Giant_Aspirin
03/22/18 2:27:37 PM
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r4X0r posted...
Ban bottled beer. Obviously it's too easy to modify it into an assault bottle by breaking it.


I'd rather ban stupid arguments and false equivalences

edited to not be mean
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/22/18 2:27:41 PM
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Tactical_Spork posted...
RE_expert44 posted...
So they pretend to be gypsies? Why would anyone want to do that?


They're suburban white kids LARPing as GG Allin


WHAT? What the fuck is LARPing and GG Allin???
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Tactical_Spork
03/22/18 2:27:53 PM
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r4X0r posted...
Ban bottled beer. Obviously it's too easy to modify it into an assault bottle by breaking it.

Glass 40s are already illegal in a lot of places for this exact reason.
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electricbugs2
03/22/18 2:28:55 PM
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That's a crusty?

Looks like an ULTRA HOT to me.
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Tactical_Spork
03/22/18 2:33:40 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
That's a crusty?

Looks like an ULTRA HOT to me.

They all stink and do heroin
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Kombucha
03/22/18 2:33:55 PM
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this person is probably already on a train to canada or mexico.
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electricbugs2
03/22/18 2:34:28 PM
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Tactical_Spork posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
That's a crusty?

Looks like an ULTRA HOT to me.

They all stink and do heroin

Sounds about my type.

That septum is bae.
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thronedfire2
03/22/18 2:36:53 PM
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Tactical_Spork posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
That's a crusty?

Looks like an ULTRA HOT to me.

They all stink and do heroin


that's his type
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hyperpsycho
03/22/18 2:38:57 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Tactical_Spork posted...
RE_expert44 posted...
So they pretend to be gypsies? Why would anyone want to do that?


They're suburban white kids LARPing as GG Allin


WHAT? What the fuck is LARPing and GG Allin???

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_action_role-playing_game

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GG_Allin
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electricbugs2
03/22/18 2:44:33 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Tactical_Spork posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
That's a crusty?

Looks like an ULTRA HOT to me.

They all stink and do heroin


that's his type

I mean it would be better if she didn't smell bad but eh, close enough.
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thronedfire2
03/22/18 2:54:28 PM
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Also, she looks like Carl from The Walking Dead
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electricbugs2
03/22/18 2:56:23 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Also, she looks like Carl from The Walking Dead

Eh, the hair and hat combo sure but her face looks nothing like him.
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ZombiePelican
03/22/18 3:02:17 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
That's a crusty?

Looks like an ULTRA HOT to me.

Why does this not surprise me coming from you?
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Smashingpmkns
03/22/18 3:04:28 PM
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Crust punks are fake homeless people with $300 boots
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Kid_Buu
03/22/18 3:09:57 PM
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ZombiePelican posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
the fuck is a "crusty" ?

Crusty is short for Crust Punk, it's a subculture of rich and privileged trust fund turds pretending to be homeless, vagrants, transients or what have you while playing the objectively worst sounding music humanity has ever conceived

They never bathe, change clothes or do anything but roll around in their own filth panhandling, getting wasted on a cocktail of illegal drugs and cheap gas station booze, they literally quarantined an entire section of neutral ground here because of how filthy they made it

why the fuck would you do that lmao
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clearaflagrantj
03/22/18 3:12:19 PM
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The nose ring is just so dumb looking
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electricbugs2
03/22/18 3:17:04 PM
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ZombiePelican posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
That's a crusty?

Looks like an ULTRA HOT to me.

Why does this not surprise me coming from you?

Looks like a girl I was kissing a few months back tbqh. That said if she smells bad maybe not but then again the girls I like smell like cigarettes so eh.

Smashingpmkns posted...
Crust punks are fake homeless people with $300 boots

Me irl

clearaflagrantj posted...
The nose ring is just so dumb looking

I respect you for the WRX but can't respect this :(
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NeonOctopus
03/22/18 3:22:45 PM
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So is crust punk the modern equivalent of rich suburban white kids going to the projects to try and be "street", "gangsta", or "hood"? >_>
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Patchwork
03/22/18 3:53:59 PM
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Rich kids.

Fucking rich kids.
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ZombiePelican
03/22/18 4:25:36 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
So is crust punk the modern equivalent of rich suburban white kids going to the projects to try and be "street", "gangsta", or "hood"? >_>

Yes and no, I wouldn't call it modern by any means but yeah that's a good comparison
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electricbugs2
03/22/18 4:28:17 PM
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Found her FB, she's a transient for sure, from some white trash Florida town.

Hot af, too bad she stabs people.
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ZombiePelican
03/22/18 4:43:53 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Found her FB, she's a transient for sure, from some white trash Florida town.

Hot af, too bad she stabs people.

Genuinely surprised that doesn't turn you on
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electricbugs2
03/22/18 4:46:30 PM
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ZombiePelican posted...
Genuinely surprised that doesn't turn you on

It doesn't.
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Kid_Buu
03/22/18 5:34:35 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
So is crust punk the modern equivalent of rich suburban white kids going to the projects to try and be "street", "gangsta", or "hood"? >_>

meh at least those kids bathe and change their clothes
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Giant_Aspirin
03/22/18 5:37:28 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
So is crust punk the modern equivalent of rich suburban white kids going to the projects to try and be "street", "gangsta", or "hood"? >_>


sort of, except it seems like they identify with this weird specific genre of punk music and not hip-hop/rap and they try to act like homeless people instead of gangsters.
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Tactical_Spork
03/22/18 6:57:59 PM
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Crusties fucking suck
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ZombiePelican
03/23/18 12:14:59 AM
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SatanicHalibut
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