Poll of the Day > I spilled spot remover on my dog

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Andromicus
03/22/18 11:34:47 AM
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Now he's gone
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Breastmilkn_Dip
03/22/18 11:35:36 AM
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polite golf clap/10


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Zareth
03/22/18 11:35:48 AM
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I want to get a full body tattoo of myself, but taller.
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It's okay, I have no idea who I am either.
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Red_Frog
03/22/18 11:36:13 AM
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Far-Queue
03/22/18 11:50:13 AM
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Zareth posted...
I want to get a full body tattoo of myself, but taller.

Your tattoo-dick would hang out of your navel.
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Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars...
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Zareth
03/22/18 12:08:21 PM
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I remember the day the candle shop burned down, everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
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Zareth
03/22/18 12:12:19 PM
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One time I went to the drive-in in a cab. The movie cost me 95 dollars.
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Andromicus
03/26/18 12:33:19 PM
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I got a new dog. Hes a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because hes not sure what I threw him.
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gguirao
03/26/18 1:46:41 PM
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I was Caesarean born. Cant really tell, although whenever I leave a house I go through the window.

Steven Wright is one of my favorite comedians.
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