Board 8 > Oh wow I just saw the SM Weavile Pokedex entry.

(+) Yeah! (+)

Pokemon gets really morbid sometimes.
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Sun: They travel in groups of four or five, leaving signs for one another on trees and rocks. They bring down their prey with coordinated attacks.

Moon: They dwell in cold places. This Pokmons main food source in Alola is Vulpix and Sandshrew, which they carefully divide among their group.

Ultra Sun: One Weavile will trip a Sandshrew and flip it over, and then another Weavile will deal the finishing blow with its sharp claws.

Ultra Moon: Thanks to its increased intelligence, scrapping over food is a thing of the past. A scratch from its claws will give you a case of frostbite!

thanks for making it easy for us
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There are much worse Pokedex enteries
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"If for some reason its body bursts, its soul spills out with a screaming sound."
-Drifloon, Moon Pokedex
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Team Rocket Elite posted...

"If for some reason its body bursts, its soul spills out with a screaming sound."
-Drifloon, Moon Pokedex

Cant it just go get a new one?

Also Drifloon are ugly so its not a loss.

Weavile/Vulpix/Sandshrew all cute...

But one of those eats the others.
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Nanis23 posted...

There are much worse Pokedex enteries

Moon This Pokmon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many Trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by its hug.

Ultra Sun It waves its hands wildly in intimidation and warning. Life is over for anyone who doesn't run away as fast as possible.

Then you have things like Sliggoo showing their love by eating you.

Sun It has trouble drawing a line between friends and food. It will calmly try to melt and eat even those it gets along well with.
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red13n posted...

Then you have things like Sliggoo showing their love by eating you.

some people are into vore
\_()_/
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Like 85% of the SMUSUM entries are like this
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WazzupGenius00 posted...

Like 85% of the SMUSUM entries are like this

Not quite that many, but a decent chunk of them.

This one just happens to involve a trio of Pokemon I like a lot.

NFUN posted...

red13n posted...

Then you have things like Sliggoo showing their love by eating you.

some people are into vore
\_()_/

Also I got curious if Weavile/Vulpix/Sandshrew vore existed because internet. It somehow does not(Best I can tell without really wanting to dig super hard, anyway).

I...think I am actually kind of disappointed in the internet in that regard. They are usually on top of obscure Pokedex entries like that.
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Its amazing reading stuff like this

Like they ARE animals. They MUST hunt each other

and then it makes you think how many fatalities in battles there are

do the pokemon KNOW not they're not trying to kill each other when 2 trainers make them fight?
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Drampa, Ultra Sun

If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bullys house and burn it to the ground.
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Punnyz posted...

Its amazing reading stuff like this

Like they ARE animals. They MUST hunt each other

and then it makes you think how many fatalities in battles there are

do the pokemon KNOW not they're not trying to kill each other when 2 trainers make them fight?

Best I can rationalize it is the Pokedex(Or whatever gear you have to show Pokemon Health status) interface with the Pokeball slave system to prevent Pokemon from inflicting lethal damage.

I'm sure accidents(Or not accidents) happen but theoretically its preventable.
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Murphiroth posted...

Drampa, Ultra Sun

If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bullys house and burn it to the ground.

It has reasonable entries and then...

Sun It has a compassionate personality, but if it is angered, it completely destroys its surroundings with its intense breath.
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Murphiroth posted...

Drampa, Ultra Sun

If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bullys house and burn it to the ground.

Omg lmao. That's amazing.
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oh...

Sun When this Pokmon becomes angry, its pores secrete a poisonous sweat, which it sprays at its opponent's eyes.

Moon With its black fur, it blends into the darkness. It bides its time, and when prey appears, this Pokmon goes for its throat, and then eats it.
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ok, well I guess they really had the harsh realism theme going with this generation...

Ultra Moon They live together in a skulk, helping one another. Before eating their prey, they freeze it solid with their 58 degree Fahrenheit breath.

The days of exaggerated moving mountains with one hand written by 10 year old are apparently over.
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The effects of Mega Evolution make it more ferocious than ever. It's unclear whether it can even hear its Trainer's orders.

-Mega Tyranitar (Ultra Moon)

Mega Evolution fuels its brutality, and it may even turn on the Trainer who raised it. It's been dubbed "the blood-soaked crescent."

Mega Salamence (Moon)

It readies itself to face its enemies by focusing its mental energies. Its fighting style can be summed up in a single word: heartless.

Mega Lucario (Moon)

It tries to take the lives of anyone and everyone. It will even try to curse the Trainer who is its master!


Mega Gengar (Ultra Sun)

Mega Evolution also affects its brain, leaving no other function except its destructive instinct to burn everything to cinders.

Mega Gyarados (Sun)

...When did Mega Evolution become another variant of Shadow Pokemon?
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Mega Gengar and Gyarados sound very dangrous to have.
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Holy shit I've never read the mega evolution entries... They're all dark lol
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Mega Kangaskhan's may be my favorite.

Moon: Thanks to Mega Evolution, its child grows. But as the child is good only at fighting and nothing else, its mother feels uneasy about its future.
Ultra Sun: The explosive energy the child is bathed in causes temporary growth. The mother is beside herself with worry about it.
Ultra Moon: When the mother sees the back of her Mega- Evolved child, it makes her think of the day when her child will inevitably leave her.
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Ultra Sun Its red claws and the tips of its tail are melting from high internal temperatures that are painful to Houndoom itself.

ouch.
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Murphiroth posted...

Drampa, Ultra Sun

If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bullys house and burn it to the ground.

Drampa is hardcore
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