Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 434: Indefinite Suspension (of Disbelief)

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and a record scratch
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Cena is so good.
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Good guy miz
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I am ready for deletion
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All the talk about Moolah got me to update my combined list of all WWE Women's/Divas Champions list again. There are some milestones coming up.

ranked by cumulative time as Champion

1.) Fabulous Moolah - 10,778 (674)
2.) Trish Stratus - 828
3.) Beth Phoenix - 571
4.) Charlotte Flair - 563+
5.) Alundra Blayze - 539
6.) Rockin' Robin - 502
7.) Michelle McCool - 496
8.) Wendi Richter - 449
9.) Mickie James - 445
10.) Sherri Martel - 441
11.) Alexa Bliss - 425+
12.) AJ Lee - 406
13.) Melina - 398
14.) Ivory - 331
15.) Nikki Bella - 307
16.) Molly Holly - 301
17.) Layla - 271
18.) Maryse - 265
19.) Eve Torres - 260
20.) Victoria - 244
21.) Chyna - 214
22.) Sable - 176
23.) Jazz - 162
24.) Lita - 160
25.) Natalya - 156
26.) Kaitlyn - 153
27.) Naomi - 149
28.) Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley - 146
29.) Bull Nakano - 134
30.) Paige - 119
31.) Jacqueline - 117
33.) Candice Michelle - 105
33.) Kelly Kelly - 104
34.) Becky Lynch - 84
35.) Sasha Banks - 82
36.) Bayley - 76
37.) Brie Bella - 70
38.) Bertha Faye - 57
39.) Alicia Fox - 56
40.) The Kat - 50
41.) Leilani Kai - 41
42.) Debra - 29
43.) Gail Kim - 28
44.) Velvet McIntyre - 6
45.) Hervina - 1
46.) Jillian Hall - 0

By WM, Charlotte will pass Beth for 3rd all-time, and Bliss will be Top Ten.

Charlotte getting to Trish is still a lot to ask, but she's within reach of the actually-in-WWE Moolah number
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So excited for kane vs cena dream match next week
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Ronda flipped dana's face on top of the microphone
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I still love Miz making fun of the Indy stars
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*looks around nervously knowing raw has ended and a dark match is happening*
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That was uhh, interesting.
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Ending was a bit out of nowhere and anticlimactic, but I enjoyed that and am looking forward to see what happens to Bray.
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So they're showing ultimate deletion on TV but we don't get to see it in the arena
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I heard elias was singing

poor you :(
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I enjoyed it. Not as good as Total Nonstop Deletion or Delete or Decay but I would watch that again. Better than any other segment on this show by a wide margin. Twitter is super-divided about this right now which is great.
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GTM posted...

I heard elias was singing

poor you :(

Elias followed by strowman vs Elias then strowman vs Kane
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GTM posted...

Ending was a bit out of nowhere and anticlimactic, but I enjoyed that and am looking forward to see what happens to Bray.

I like the idea that he has actually been deleted

He tweeted earlier Goodbye.
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He's Brayken.
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Hopefully it does well in the ratings so that Matt gets more week to week freedom to keep himself from getting stale
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Was hoping he would come out of the Lake as Husky Harris.

Not sure if it was worth sitting through RAW for though.
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It was not worth sitting through RAW for. It was worth sitting through itself for!
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For the record, that was the #1 trend on Twitter (#UltimateDeletion).
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Also kudos to Matt that he has somehow gotten this character to run through TNA, ROH, and WWE, amazingly keeping continuity through it all.
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New Japan next
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or DDT at least
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I enjoyed it.

CHAIR OF WHEELS! MOWER OF LAWN!
CHAIR OF WHEELS! MOWER OF LAWN!
CHAIR OF WHEELS! MOWER OF LAWN!

Between that, the Scooby Doo BS in the Land of Obsolete Men, and Senor Benjamin, I loved it.
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scarletspeed7 posted...

New Japan next

Kenny Omega at the Hardy Compound could actually get effects for his video game moves
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I have negative interest in Broken Matt but Omega and Ibushi doing a double Hadouken is something I could get behind.
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https://twitter.com/matthardybrand/status/975934037331243009?s=21

If the lyrics fit
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Oh, hey, BROKEN vs HADOKEN.

It even makes perfect sense.
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I feel like theyre gonna drag the Taker announcement out so long that theyll miss WM

EDIT
https://twitter.com/throughmykyes/status/975920010383196161?s=21
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King Maxel could probably give Kenny a Canadian Destroyer
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Senor Benjamin vs. Shelton Benjamin feels like the organic next step.
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Turns out Shelton is his illegitimate son

Gable: Not again!
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I just realized that would make both of Sheltons parents on-screen characters

RIP Mama Benjamin
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Senorita Benjamin, you mean.
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Every once in a while I forget that Takeshi Morishima's stint in ROH is one of the greatest runs ever for a wrestler and luckily there are people like this fine gentleman to remind me.

https://twitter.com/i/moments/975845912357605376

I miss Golden Era Ring of Honor so damn much.
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I wonder how long it will take them to get pre-Sinclair shows on Honor Club
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If they're smart, not very long. Lot of fans like me out there.
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https://twitter.com/wrestlingsheet/status/975899159554330624?s=21

I could buy this for next week
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Shouldnt Cena be asking Braun to be his partner?
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Will never understand how Morishima vs Daniel Bryan Danielson at Manhattan Mayhem didn't get the five from Big Dave. Danielson legit gave one of the best performances ever by a wrestler in that match.

I know I'm off in my own little world right now but I don't even care.
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Ultimate Deletion still the #1 trend on Twitter.

Here's a sample Tweet that I think encapsulates it well:
https://twitter.com/gdhg2009/status/975952332524580864
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I don't get it.
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It's clearly just a spam tweet. I just was tickled by it for some reason.
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Oh. Good, because me no speak religion.
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I feel like the Seven Deities would appreciate it.
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I see your Yes Movement Daniel Bryan and raise you one Final Countdown Bryan Danielson.

https://twitter.com/bme_87/status/975800306058645504

Fans singing theme songs will always make for awesome moments.
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The issue is what Bray does now.

1. The WWE way; he changes nothing and shows up next week/month, and BLEH!
2. He turns into Husky Harris (the canon route, but I bet the cheap laughs die in weeks)
3. He turns into BROKEN BRAY, and turns face/teams with Matt (kinda boring, but yay)
4. Something completely different than the other three options.

Basically, they've given themselves an out if they actually want to make this "Lake of Reincarnation" an actual thing. Bray needs a clean slate after this bullshit year. I'd say all Bray needs is to turn face and be done with it. They gave him what, a week with Roman? Even now, I suspect just letting the fans work with him may do something.

I mean, he's not Dolph Ziggler...yet. They actually let him WIN sometimes. Faces > Heels in booking strength anyway. He might crawl his way out of the fucking hole they dug him into.
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Strife2 posted...

They gave him what, a week with Roman?

It got undercut by his injury.
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