Poll of the Day > Would you rather...?

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Have a bionic arm, or a bionic leg?

-Whomever answers should ask thier own.
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Bionic leg, I dont need to rip off my dick while jerking it.

Would you rather dive into a vat of flesh-eating weasels or be forced to live at the top of a 50 foot tree with no ladder for the rest of your life?
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Ill take the weasels. I can live with the scars.

Would you rather have a tail or webbed fingers and toes?
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A tail, of course. Would you rather become a chicken one night out of the month(can only cluck like chicken)? Or have drumsticks for hands once a month(if you eat them), you lose your hands?
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Become a chicken.
Would you rather not be able to sleep a single second for 6 nights a week and only have one night to catch up or only be able to eat once every 3 days?
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Drumsticks. Ill just learn to play the drums and make that day my training day. Didnt specify the wooden or food kind.

Would you rather free-climb the Statue of Liberty or free-climb the Empire State Building.

The Statue of Liberty. It's so much shorter.

Would you rather have O J Simpson waiting for you at home or Pauly Shore?
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Sethera posted...

Become a chicken.
Would you rather not be able to sleep a single second for 6 nights a week and only have one night to catch up or only be able to eat once every 3 days?

No be able to sleep. I don't think I could stop eating for too long.

Firewood18 posted...

The Statue of Liberty. It's so much shorter.

Would you rather have O J Simpson waiting for you at home or Pauly Shore?

Paula Shore, I guess.

Would you rather have it feel like something was constantly stuck to the roof of your mouth? Or feel like something was constantly stuck in your teeth?
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OK, I'm gonna answer em all then add my own hehe.

Bionic Arm (left arm). I'm right handed so that would basically give me two very strong arms!! One bionic leg isn't gonna do much.

Long as I still have my bank accounts, I can get internet access on the tree, and have power installed, so video gaming is a go. Weasles might prevent me from gaming ever again (or kill me).

Dude I totally want a tail!! I mean, not even an if/then, I think tails are sexy!

Kinda like being a chicken lol....but it would be dangerous. Then again, not sure if I could resist eating my own drumsticks!!! I guess I'll go with being a were-chicken.

O.J. Simpson. I'm over 6 foot, 260 pounds and have bigger hands then him (No gloves fit). I hope he attacks me so I can get revenge for Nicole.

Only be able to eat every 3 days. It's not that much different then what I have done in the past. As a kid I only ate school lunches, so weekends meant no food for 3 days. I got into the habit of only eating once a day and while I have managed to break it, and often eat twice a day now, it wouldn't be hard to revert back.

Something constantly stuck in my teeth. You can have teeth removed:)

I'd rather free climb both!! Hehe...if I had to choose one though, The stature of liberty would be easier in many ways (not just due to being shorter), but I like a challenge....so Empire state building.

Would you rather have free pizza for life from chain restaraunts, or have a REALLY good pizza place open up near you (better then any pizza you have had in your life)?
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Free pizza. That would actually take away a lot of my stress. And would help with money. So, yeah...

Would you rather be a mermaid(or merman) or a centaur?
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leg, gotta game ya know
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Centaur. I don't really want to be limited to the sea.

Would you rather have every pizza you eat from now on to have pineapple on it or $1,000,000 USD of debt?
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