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HeyPuff
03/16/18 3:13:06 AM
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sex scene on the movie? Better jerk off!
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Vulgorn
03/16/18 3:13:42 AM
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Are you saying you don't?
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Gunpo
03/16/18 3:14:39 AM
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Vulgorn posted...
Are you saying you don't?

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DocileOrangeCup
03/16/18 3:16:07 AM
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Banjo2553
03/16/18 3:18:12 AM
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I mean it certainly gets me in the mood if it's long enough.
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DocileOrangeCup
03/16/18 3:18:45 AM
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Banjo2553 posted...
I mean it certainly gets me in the mood if it's long enough.

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PlsGodDontBanMe
03/16/18 3:25:46 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Gunpo posted...
Vulgorn posted...
Are you saying you don't?

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TheFuriousInch
03/16/18 3:27:28 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
I mean it certainly gets me in the mood if it's long enough.

- banjo2553, 2018

*Leaves disappointed*
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bobtuse
03/16/18 10:11:24 AM
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Skye Reynolds
03/16/18 10:13:51 AM
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PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Gunpo posted...
Vulgorn posted...
Are you saying you don't?
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thanosibe
03/16/18 10:15:28 AM
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I'd much rather have sex. The output for sex far outweighs the work involved. Not so much with masturbation.
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iron jojo
03/16/18 10:33:46 AM
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TheFuriousInch posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
I mean it certainly gets me in the mood if it's long enough.

- banjo2553, 2018

*Leaves disappointed*

Lmao well played
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Volkswagen_Bros
03/16/18 10:35:15 AM
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I've grown desensitized to sex scenes in movies. Then again, I don't watch many movies.

If I see a chick with a nice ass in public, that's enough to get me going.
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Alexanaxela
03/16/18 10:46:05 AM
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that's good news, just tell her you need her to get you off
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HeyPuff
03/16/18 11:06:37 PM
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She literally thought guys had to have a hard on to take a piss
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KiwiTerraRizing
03/16/18 11:07:34 PM
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That is accurate
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Vulgorn
03/16/18 11:07:36 PM
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HeyPuff posted...
She literally thought guys had to have a hard on to take a piss

She's uh, not the sharpest tool in the shed, is she?
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EnragedSlith
03/16/18 11:07:47 PM
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Look at this weirdo who doesnt have an erection 24/7. The fuck you think pockets are for, dork?
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HeyPuff
03/16/18 11:10:32 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
That is accurate


My dick must not work

Vulgorn posted...
HeyPuff posted...
She literally thought guys had to have a hard on to take a piss

She's uh, not the sharpest tool in the shed, is she?


Shes an Allen wrench

EnragedSlith posted...
Look at this weirdo who doesnt have an erection 24/7. The fuck you think pockets are for, dork?


Which is weird because she thinks if guys have a boner, they have to masturbate. So going by that, every time we piss, we have to jack off
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